Greenway Parks, You Are Overpriced!

This house at 5362 Wenonah recently sold for $2.195 million. Hey, don’t look at me with your fancy Web site — that’s Forbes calling you out in its latest list, this one titled “America’s Most Overpriced ZIP Codes.” (Though, the “85006” isn’t right — isn’t that 75209?) Greenway Parks comes…

Grant Stinchfield Will Shoot the News At You, If Allowed to Rap

While we’re on the subject of KXAS-Channel 5, an excerpt from reporter Grant Stinchfield’s blog entry today, the title of which is “Why Don’t Rappers Rhyme Anymore?”: “I’m G-Stinch of the Six O’clock hour, uncovering the news is my power. I hold the mic like a gun firing facts at…

“This Ain’t Girls Gone Wild, Man.” Yeah, Avi. Sheesh.

Actually, the dude said, “This ain’t motherfuckin’ Girls Gone Wild, man” whilst addressing our favorite Barking Dog who will roam the wilds of Lower Greenville looking for YouTube-able footage. Haven’t checked in with Avi Adelman’s channel in a few weeks — turns out, he’s got two vids posted in connection…

Does Colin Ross Also Know Wolverine?

Colin Ross also looks like a Tim Robbins character. Now this is how you write a press release. Because, really, the totally rhyming headline’s a grabber: “Dr. Colin Ross Can Send a Beam of Energy From His Eyes; Aims for $1 Million Prize.” Ross, incidentally, is the man behind The…

Jane McGarry and Mike Snyder Just Got a Brand-New Boss

Jane McGarry Looks like KXAS-Channel 5 is making news this a.m. — at least in Chicago, where both the Sun-Times and Tribune make mention of the Dallas NBC affiliate’s new president and general manager, Tom Ehlmann. Why’s it a big deal up there? Because Ehlmann’s VP and GM at WGN-Channel…

Cowboys Interested in Chris Simms

Better than Brad Johnson, spleen or no. In news that the Fort Worth Star-Telegram first reported earlier this month and the St. Petersburg Times touched on again yesterday, the Cowboys are seriously considering a trade for former University of Texas and current Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Chris Simms. A source…

Cowboys Camp: Tuesday Wrap-Up

Who showed up and instantly started haunting my Super Bowl dreams? One guess. The news-making earthquake turned out to be little more than a casual Texas thunderstorm. After a brief “drop, duck and cover”, this is what I survived to see on Tuesday afternoon: *Cornerback Terence Newman’s strained groin will…

Ann Lott Out as DHA CEO

Ann Lott After the jump, the official announcement from the Dallas Housing Authority concerning the resignation of CEO Ann Lott. But first, the lead: “The Dallas Housing Authority (DHA) Board of Commissioners accepted the resignation of Ann Lott, president and CEO effective July 29, 2008 during a special called meeting…

Hoops It Up: Kenny Cooper to Keep on Kickin’ It With FC Dallas

Kenny Cooper — or, perhaps, Upright Citizens Brigade’s Ian Roberts? Hoops fans, rejoice. This afternoon FC Dallas announced that star forward Kenny Cooper isn’t going anywhere, at least not this season. Here’s what FC Dallas general manager Michael Hitchcock has to say on the subject: “We received offers from multiple…

There’s My Flair.”

The Monte Cristo — was it ever delicious? Really, in light of the Bennigan’s news this morning, all I can think about is this clip from Mike Judge’s immortal Office Space — some of which was partially shot ’round these parts. Oh, and if you really wanna make your own…

Craig Watkins Takes More Shots at Henry Wade in AP Story

Henry Wade First thing that comes up when you search for “Dallas” in Google News for the past month is this freshly minted piece about former Dallas County District Attorney Henry Wade. The headline blares: “After Dallas DA’s death, 19 convictions are undone.” Craig Watkins says of his predecessor: “There…

The Dork Knight: Keven McAlester Gets D&D Doc Into Toronto Fest

This is Elizabeth Reesman — who dresses up as “an underground-dwelling elf that lives in a completely matriarchal society,” duh — from Keven McAlester’s film The Dungeon Masters. Mazel tov to Dallas boy Keven McAlester, who, it was announced today, got his second documentary feature — The Dungeon Masters –…

Stake & Ail

Now, see, if that were a real Bennigan’s ad after the jump, maybe they’d still be open. Alas. Me, I’ll miss Steak & Ale far more than Bennigan’s. Haven’t been to either in decades, but Steak & Ale was the most affordable “fancy” first-date restaurant I could find back in…

Welcome to Training Camp. Er, Paradise

Terence Newman has a groin injury. I have a really crappy camera. I’ve received lots of suggestions on what you guys wanna know about Cowboys’ camp – How’s Felix Jones look? Can Zach Thomas still play? What’s up with Jerry’s hat? – so the best way to attack this thing…

Hertz So Good

So, about that Corvette that pulled in a little too close to the Lemmon Avenue La Madeleine on Friday. A couple of Friends pointed out in the comments that it was a Hertz rental special. No kidding: It’s so rare, matter of fact, that this morning, news of the crash…