Unfair Park’s Hero of the Week

To the genius who created this Amazon wish list for Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price, I salute you. (But you left off one essential item.) I also have my new band name: “Black Hole Education Society for John Wiley Price.” Here’s our set list.–Robert Wilonsky…

Dallas, the Champagne of Cities?

On August 5, The Real Estate Council is holding a general membership meet-and-greet during which some of its 1,600 members will bat around the subject “Why Big Companies Move to Dallas/Fort Worth.” Which is funny, because a couple of weeks after AT&T announced its move from San Antonio to downtown…

News That Isn’t Really News: A-Rod = A-Fraud

We wouldn’t mind seeing her around town, though. The Yankees and Madonna can have Alex Rodriguez. Evidenced by last night’s exhilarating 3-2 win over the Angels , the Rangers and their “24 kids” are doing just fine. You do remember A-Rod telling ESPN Magazine back in ’04 that he would’ve…

McCain’s Talking “Texas T-Bone”

Well, OK, he kinda mentions the Texas High Speed Rail and Transportation Corporation. It’s nothing too earth-shattering, mind you, but yesterday the presumptive Republican presidential nominee sat down for a chitchat with the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review’s editors and reporters. And one of the questions posed to him had to do with…

Trampled Underfoot in Arlington

I like the way the Associated Press leads its story about Jerry Jones’ latest way to pay for his billion-dollar-plus Jerryworld in Arlington: “Fans of the Dallas Cowboys who might not be able to get tickets to the team’s new stadium in Arlington can leave their mark — underfoot.” In…

Laura Miller: Coal Plant Promoter

Forbes throws some light down the mineshaft and finds former Dallas Mayor Laura Miller, in her new position as non-lobbyist, non-publicist for Washington State-based Summit Energy. The piece is about Summit, for the most part — specifically the man behind the $2.8-billion plan to “develop the first large-scale coal-gasification power…

How the Dallas Mavericks’ Jet Spends the Off-Season

MLW Air The Dallas Mavericks’ Boeing 767-200 Mark Cuban has a piece of a pretty nifty fleet of planes: a Boeing 767-200, which holds 102 passengers in cushy comfort, and a 757-200, which’ll travel 63 folks willing to suffer with “lavatories so large they have windows.” Both appear to be…

John Wiley Price Would Have Preferred “Sinkhole,” Ken Mayfield

From John Wiley Price’s self-published 2001 calendar JWP: Fit at 50. Not kidding. Speaking of responses, we spoke with Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price this afternoon. We were just kinda wondering why he got so angry with fellow commissioner Ken Mayfield yesterday, when Mayfield referred to Dallas County’s ticket…

Food For Thought? Nah.

So, this morning, because I’m a masochist who clearly needs to find something better to do, I e-mailed Nils Lundblad, a publicist at the Food Network, asking if he could find someone there to explain the discrepancies between the footage that aired Thursday on Rachael Ray and Sunday night on…

If Nothing Else, Further Proof of Southwest Airlines’ Marketing Genius

Wacky, wacky Southwest Airlines. Looks like the Dallas-based airline, already responsible for one of the greatest print ads in recent memory, has done gone and rounded up Fort Worth-based comedy quartet Curtis Needs a Ride for this zany travel-tip infomercial regarding airport security do’s and do-not-ever’s. Note to Southwest: I…

The Greg Williams Pre-Game Show

Behind the break-up. T-Minus 24 hours. I’m sure the Sportatorium blogdom is all atwitter about my opinions on Angels 9, Rangers 6. Okay, let me label rookie catcher Max Ramirez’ miraculous effort as baseball’s “Double Play of the Year”. But, really, who am I kidding? If I own a McDonald’s…

Tobacconist Jay Fox to City: Take That Ban and Smoke It

Jay Fox owns the six local Up in Smoke shoppes, which are scattered across the DFW — from Uptown to Frisco. So, it’s no surprise he’s against Mayor Tom’s effort to ban smoking in Dallas bars, pool halls, even tobacco shops; his profits go up in smoke, dig? To that…

Soccer? Hardly Even Knew Her!

Hope Solo Had no idea till this morning that Dallas was getting yet another pro sports franchise: a Women’s Professional Soccer team, matter of fact, beginning in April 2009. Only reason I know about it is this morning the WPS announced how it’d be filling its franchises here and in…

Wow-mbledon

The greatest current one-on-one battle in all of sports. As a stupid guy once famously said in a super movie, “Sorry I had ta fight in da middle of ya black pantha pawwty,” but I can’t let another day pass without opining on the greatest tennis match I ever did…

Steven Daigle, A Big Brother

CBS-TV Steven Daigle Trust me, Big Brother, the 10th season (!) of which debuts on CBS July 13, is one reality TV show we won’t cover. Instead, we’ll just introduce you to the contestant getting the most buzz in preview pieces: Dallas resident Steven Daigle, whose CBS bio describes him…