Terry Glenn on the Receiving End of Cowboys’ Shenanigans

Does part of you think we may never see this again? Me too. Terry Glenn needs a hug. And, as usual, Greg Ellis needs his blanky, his passy and, for good measure, a muzzle. One of the most discernable announcements of football season, Ellis is again unhappy with something or…

Oh, Spider, We Found Your Cocaine Jesus. Feds Got Him.

Not Cocaine Jesus, but can you imagine? Courtesy The Smoking Gun comes the tale of the Cocaine Jesus. (Finally, a name for our new band!) And, yes, you can see where this is going: “Federal agents last week arrested a Mexican national for allegedly paying a woman to smuggle into…

Dallas Motorcycle Riders Are Doing Arthur Fonzarelli Very Proud

A Friend of Unfair Park sends us a link to an online petition virtually circulating amongst local motorcycle and scooter enthusiasts demanding City Hall create “off street motorcycle parking in all public parking lots, whether privately or municipally owned.” The petition offers myriad reasons for such a demand, including “skyrocketing”…

DISD: A Hiring Freeze, Wasted Millions and a Missing Audit. Awesome.

Why is this man smiling? No, seriously. Over on The Dallas Morning News’ DISD Blog, Kent Fischer has posted a memo sent today from Kimberly Olson, the district’s chief human development officer, to its executive leadership team and all district principals. In short, the district has instituted a hiring freeze,…

It’s Not Hard to be a St. on the Katy

Courtesy FOCH Investments The St. Regis, as it will appear, more or less, upon completion Maybe you remember how, last month, Sam posted something about the proposed St. Regis Hotel on the Katy Trail and the opposition to the development. Well, opposition be damned — with all due apologies, Mrs…

Guess Which Hottie Tony Romo is Linked to Now?

Madeja look. Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is at it again. Ya know, being everywhere all the time right now. But this time, we’re going to have an awfully tough time working up some criticism. His latest “it guy” project isn’t jetting off to Cancun or jumping on stage or polluting…

Drinking Up Denton|Oops for Ozzie|Powerful Stuff

Drinking Up Denton There’s something in the water in Denton. I don’t know what it is or where it came from, but you CANNOT tread it. That said, the bands that stay afloat for awhile are worth a listen. What a great place to see a show and meet some…

Cowboys Must Protect ‘Marion the Barbarian’

It’d be easy to criticize the Dallas Cowboys for making Marion Barber the highest-paid running back in franchise history. The dude has started only one game in his three-year NFL career. He’s never rushed for 1,000 yards. And with a style as subtle as a taser, he’ll be susceptible to…

African Immigrants Find Unity Missing At Home On Dallas Soccer Field

On Saturday, May 31, the final day of DFW International Alliance’s African Unity Cup soccer tournament, dozens of players will gather at a field thousands of miles and worlds away from where they began. There’s Alie Patrick Koroma, a defender from Sierra Leone, the West African nation still shadowed by…

Pix of a Polygamist Smooch Is Worth a Thousand Icks

The ick factor: Here Buzz was, ready to congratulate the 3rd Court of Appeals on its courage and commitment to the rule of law for deciding last week that the state overreached in taking more than 450 kids from the polygamist FLDS compound in West Texas. Gotta be tough, hearing…

The Mindgrapes of Sports Agent Drew Rosenhaus, Who Hates You

Kenneth Shropshire, director of the Wharton Sports Business Initiative at the University of Pennsylvania, has authored a second edition of his invaluable and utterly readable The Business of Sports Agents. The author of six books on sports and bidness today offers a sneak preview of the tome, which has been…

Hump Day for the Rangers? Almost.

Last time we saw a Ranger on the cover gas was $1.20 and this guy was a high-school sophomore. You haven’t even made it to your afternoon smoke break and already the Rangers have again failed to summit Mount Mediocrity. For the fourth time in the last two weeks Texas…

Catching Up with “The Rock Star of the Bee,” Samir Patel

Samir Patel, back when he was belle of the Bee Surely, you know the heartbreaking tale of Colleyville’s Samir Patel — the spelling wunderkind who always seemed to come this close to clinching the Scripps National Spelling Bee title before dropping the proverbial clevis. Well, a year after his final…

Shareholders’ Proposals Run Out of Gas at Exxon Shindig at Meyerson

The protesters outside the ExxonMobil shareholders meeting this morning Things are ugly-ish here at the Morton H. Meyerson Symphony Center, site of ExxonMobil’s annual shareholders get-together. This morning, media outnumbered protesters two-to-one; Enough’s enough, looks like. But at the actual meeting ExxonMobil’s board of directors recommended the shareholders vote against…

Jessica Simpson Wants You To “Come On Over.” Do You Dare?

Back in January, we warned you that Jessica Simpson was recording a country album — though, really, how she finds the time. Anyway, a single from the disc has been leaked-released, and we’re ever so … um … pleased? … proud? … well, something to provide you with the sneakiest…