Stars-Wings Drop Puck in 10 Hours. All Aboard!

Red Wings’ fans throw octopi on the ice when their team scores. How very SpongeBobby of them. And stupid. The Dallas Stars’ bandwagon – so desolate three months ago that team president Jeff Cogen was bending over backward to win back fans – is suddenly more congested than the complaint…

A Move Tom Hicks Can Be Proud Of? Believe It

Your Texas Rangers are no longer the worst team in baseball, as Colorado and San Diego have struggled mightily with 12-21 records after fighting it out for the National League wild card last season. But despite winning five of its last seven games, Texas is still tied with Detroit and…

Guy Who Started FireAvery.com Now Twiddling Thumbs

Hey, the Mavs do need a backup point guard. Now that Greg Holland’s Web site actually worked and Avery Johnson is, well, fired, what’s he do for an encore? He could seize momentum from the success of fireavery.com and launch keepjoshhoward straight.com. How about clonedirknowitzki.com? Perhaps, because he’s seemingly so…

Harlan Crow Sends Tom Leppert Yet Another Angry Missive

Brian Harkin Anne Raymond and Harlan Crow of Crow Holdings In response to yesterday’s big announcement that the city will be getting into the hotel business, Harlan Crow fired off his third missive to Mayor Tom — which we’ve gotten our hands on to share with the Friends of Unfair…

Doing a One-Man Star Wars, WaterTower Is

OMFG, the OMSW is coming to WaterTower Theatre. Canadian actor Charles Ross has been performing his One-Man Star Wars Trilogy since 2001. With George Lucas’ stamp of approval, he has taken the show to off-Broadway success (in 2005) and toured it across the continent. It will be the main feature,…

Mavs Inching Closer To – Yawn – Hiring Rick Carlisle

Seriously, we’d rather have the guy on the left. The mainstreamers – that’d be, of course, your Dallas’ Only Daily and your good ol’ Startlegram – are echoing what I started yelling last Saturday. That, barring the reincarnation of Red Auerbach, the Mavericks are about to hire Rick Carlisle. Perhaps…

This Doesn’t Raise Any Questions At All

Well, Jesus, this sure sounds a little, ah, sketchy. (Cheap too — what is that, a .02 percent tip?) Here’s the lead item from a New York Times round-up this morning of items “Lost and Found in New York Taxicabs”: MIDTOWN, FEBRUARY 2007 A woman from Dallas left a suitcase…

The City Wants to Actually Own the Convention Center Hotel. Awesome.

As we pointed out earlier, the city council’s Economic Development Committee met in executive session this afternoon regarding the convention center hotel. After more than two hours behind closed doors, the committee — sans Mitchell Rasansky — actually recommended public ownership of the hotel. And, despite developers offering the use…

Cowboys Catch-Up

Get it? While the Mavs have been imploding and the Stars surging, your Dallas Cowboys have made some news of their own. In no particular order: *Tony Romo is not married to Jessica Simpson … Yet. *With Dallas’ first full-squad minicamp still two weeks away, is it too early for…

Now PETA’s Chokin’ the Chicken at Brinker International

Chili’s Chicken Crispers® just got extra yummy! More sauce please. And you thought Chili’s had trouble before. Next time you bite into that juicy Guiltless Chicken Sandwich at Chili’s, you may want to know that, according to People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals today, you should probably feel at…

At Least I Got Two Predictions Right

Who knew this trade would be disastrous? Um, yours truly. I thought the Internet was a fad. I was convinced Tom Landry would never ever never get fired (or die). And I just knew Anna Kournikova was built to win at least one Grand Slam. But last winter, even this…

Dallas Defense Attorney Finds Municipal Court a Little, Um, Retro

Dallas criminal defense attorney Robert Guest today documents his trying to clear a ticket case down at the Court & Detention Services Municipal Building on Main Street. A few chuckles in there, chiefly his description of the antiquated equipment attorneys are forced to use — like, oh, the computer that…