The Nine Ways Sexually Oriented Businesses Can Lose Their Licences

View Larger Map For those wanting to know precisely why the city cannot and will not shut down Northwest Dallas’ all-nude Diamonds Cabaret, where police discovered 12-year-old and a 17-year-old girls dancing in recent months, here’s a link to the city’s code regulating sexually oriented businesses — not an easy…

An AFI Can’t-Miss: Stuck

A scene from Stuart Gordon’s Stuck, based on that infamous October 2001 hit-and-run in Fort Worth. Several Friends have asked for AFI Dallas International Film Festival recommendations, aside from those found in this week’s paper version preview, in which there just wasn’t enough room to preview some 260 offerings. So,…

Arrested Development

Arrested development: Two years ago, at a cost of around $3.5 million an episode, HBO began production on a new hour-long series called 12 Miles of Bad Road, set in Dallas but shot mostly in Los Angeles. The series was to be the latest from the co-creators of Designing Women…

Over the Top|It’s a Miracle

“After Their Murder-Suicide, Questions About Rufus and Lynn Flint Shaw’s Shady Dealings Haunt Dallas,” by Jim Schutze, March 20 Over the Top Jim Schutze writes of Rufus Shaw: “He was a grifter with no visible means of support.” The definition of a grifter is a person who obtains money or…

Two Iconic Baseball Voices Announce a Texas Dream Team for the Ages

In this corner, entering his 30th consecutive season as the radio voice of your Texas Rangers…Eric Nadel! And in this corner, approaching his 2,000th consecutive game as a Major League Baseball public address announcer in Arlington except for one season…Chuck Morgan! Though mired in a local baseball environment that long…

The Dwaine Caraway Show

It’s a little after 8 a.m. on February 14, and already Dallas Deputy Mayor Pro Tem/District 4 City Council Representative Dwaine Caraway is knee-deep in saggy pants and homophobia. Another day in the life. Outside, a chilly drizzle slides down the glass walls of the WFAA television studios. The downtown…

No, Wait — There’s Greggo!

This lovely couple was spotted by the missus just moments ago at Destiny’s Antiques, near the intersection of Forest and Marsh lanes — ya know, where the old Park Forest Theater used to stand way, way back when. (Saw Young Doctors in Love and M*A*S*H on a double bill there…

That, Sir, Is Thinking Big

Tennessee Governor Phil Bredesen has a super — and superdelegate — idea that includes Dallas. Awful nice of the Tennessee gov to throw some bidness Dallas’ way. But over on Politico.com today, there’s an interview with Phil Bredesen, who’s yet to cast his lot with either Hillary Clinton or Barack…

The Flava of AFI Dallas’ Afterparties

Two things you never expected to hear in the same sentence: “Chuck D” and “Ghostbar.” Or is this some elaborate April Fool’s Day joke? Only in its second year, the AFI Dallas International Film Festival’s already acting like a real film fest — which is to say, plenty o’ post-screening…

The Wright Amendment: He’s Not Coming to Dallas After All

Rev. Jeremiah Wright has decided to skip the award ceremony in his honor. Well, that was fast. This morning came word that Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s scheduled Saturday appearances at Friendship-West Baptist Church and Paul Quinn College might not take place due to “security concerns.” Now, on the same Web site…

Why It’s Worth Tuning Into Regular-Season Mavs Games After All

Well, besides seeing if they’ll make the playoffs, course. But courtesy Odenized (and, like, um, Fox Sports Net) comes this video from last night’s Mavs-Clippers game, during which a very tall benchwarmer with a bum ankle is sorta, kinda interviewed by Mark Followill during the latter half of the third…

Lists of Local Cities Better Than Dallas

Two awkwardly worded lists today: “Top Suburbs to Live Well,” courtesy Forbes; and “The 100 best places to live and launch,” so sayeth Fortune. Forbes, shocker, picks Highland Park and University Park as Dallas’ top suburbs — Plano too, with its “median household income of $77,038” and DART stops. And,…

We’re Still Better Than the Clippers!

What if it turns out Malik Allen was the most important of Dallas’ trade with the Nets? I went to Mavericks 103, Clippers 90 last night, and came away with some distinct impressions: Fresh off his three-hour appearance on The Michael Irvin Show, Adam “Pacman” Jones was on hand with…

Something Doesn’t Feel Wright?

Rev. Jeremiah Wright was to be in Fort Worth this weekend. Then Dallas. Now, he might not show at all. Well, maybe the Rev. Jeremiah Wright won’t be coming to town after all. Sure, he’s still scheduled to show Saturday at the Friendship-West Baptist Church on Wheatland Avenue — the…

Waytago, Lew Calver! Yours is the Best Fake Bush Library in the World!

Lewis E. Calver’s “Hole in the Ground,” his winning entry in The Chronicle of Higher Education’s Bush Library design contest With a good ol’ “what the hell,” UT-Southwestern”s Biomedical Communications Graduate Program chair Lewis Calver entered The Chronicle of Higher Education’s contest in which folks submitted their designs for the…

Pacman Jones Advised by T.O. and Deion. God Help Us All.

For the most part, Adam “Pacman” Jones’ day on The Michael Irvin Show sounded like this: “I had a horrible childhood” and “It was blown outta proportion.” Finally, in hour three of his sit-in, we got to the relevant stuff. Jones, currently the property of the Tennessee Titans, does indeed…

Indefinite Detention? That’ll Set Those Damned Kids Straight.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement What this photo of the T. Don Hutto detention center doesn’t adequately communicate is the smell of urine and fear. This month brings some interesting and troubling tidbits on our favorite immigrant detention center, the T. Don Hutto Family Residential Facility — which, as you…

Open Skies, Open Market

On Sunday, some folks flying into Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport from Europe will be doused with, ah, “Showers of Affection” courtesy the airport’s fire department. Well, technically, only the plane’s will get doused as they taxi to the gate; passengers are free to get wet however they see fit after…