Trinity Showdown

Trinity Showdown I love it. You hit ’em where it hurts, and based on George Rodrigue’s column, they are screaming bloody murder. A few more columns like this (“Gunfight at the Trinity,” by Jim Schutze, October 18) and we should be able to stop this bloody wound being slashed through…

Like Zombies, SMU football Plays on Without a Pulse

For his role, Dale Hansen got death threats, extortion ploys and a dead bird. “It was a black crow delivered right to our office,” recalls Hansen, WFAA-Channel 8’s sports anchor. “It had a note pinned through its body: ‘You’re next.'” For its part, SMU football received even worse. A two-year…

Holiday Road

A good Friend of Unfair Park just called with some sad news, at least for those of us who grew up in North Dallas: The Holiday Inn at Meadow Central — which, on some weekend nights in the 1980s, used to look like the set of a John Hughes movie…

Haaaay Ride

Last night, Dallas Observer clubs editor Rich Lopez and I ventured to Reverchon Park, lured by a sign advertising $3 “haunted hay rides.” It’s right across from the Observer’s Oak Lawn offices, conveniently located smack dab in the middle of the gayborhood. So it wasn’t long before we realized that…

Calendar Girl

Lorlee Bartos Quite the pin-up, eh, fellas? And while we’re on the subject of local winners — and, look, you’re all winners, far as I am concerned — Friend of Unfair Park Lorlee Bartos has done won herself a spot in the National Park Service’s forthcoming National Historic Landmarks calendar,…

Jesus, That Kid’s Good

One has to wonder if the students are making the best use of their time at the Dallas Baptist University. Then again, God would totally want you to kick ass at Guitar Hero III. So sayeth the Lord as Conrad, a student at DBU, shreds his way through DragonForce’s “Through…

Merry Christmas!

What, you were expecting “Happy Halloween”? In the timeless words of Stuart Scott: Boo. Yah. It’s basketball season, damn it! The NBA actually tipped off last night, but Your Dallas Mavericks begin their 2007-’08 season tonight against the Cleveland LeBrons. I know, I know. Hard to get your basketball jones…

Dallas Woman Just May Have the Recipe For Million-Dollar Cookies

Sure, April 13-15 is a long way off, but Stephanie Hollowell’s already got the dates booked: She’s the lone Dallas resident competing in The 43rd Pillsbury Bake-Off® Contest, which takes place at the Fairmont Hotel. And, yeah, it’s a big deal: The grand-prize winner will walk away with a million…

How Lowe Can Dallas Movie Go?

Rob Lowe’s allegedly been added to the Dallas cast. Can Ally Sheedy be far behind? They just won’t give up. It’s been months since we’ve mentioned that left-for-dead Dallas movie, which was scheduled to be shot around these parts in November till a new director and new writers were brought…

Boo! The Return of Those Funny, “Fake” Anti-Trinity Toll Road Ads

If nothing else, my 4-year-old thinks Justin Spence’s follow-up to yesterday’s unofficial Vote Yes! ad is just swell. “I like that,” says the kid. “It’s funny. Very … Halloweeny.” Then again, he also liked this Sam Coats ad, and look where that got Coats. –Robert Wilonsky Update: Today’s Wall Street…

Tony Romo Has $67 Million Reasons To Be Alive

DallasCowboys.com The Dallas Cowboys’ holy trinity celebrated Tony Romo’s $67.5-million payday at a press conference today at Valley Ranch. On April 20, 1989, in Valley Ranch’s main meeting room, I attended a Dallas Cowboys press conference announcing the signing of their quarterback to a contract worth $11 million. On October…

Marchel Ivery’s Death Marks “A Sad Day for Dallas”

UNT Division of Jazz Studies This photo of Marchel Ivery dates from September 2005, when Ivery performed with Stefan Karlsson, Tom Warrington and Ed Soph. Last night, local sax great Shelley Carrol was told he would need to fill in tonight for Marchel Ivery, who was scheduled to play Terilli’s…

Happy (Katy and Trinity Strand) Trails

Thanks to some e-mail server issues on our end, we missed receiving the invite to this morning’s Mayor Tom-led unveiling of a parcel of land that will connect the Katy Trail with the Trinity Strand Trail. Turns out, according to our invite, that Cienda Partners — which owns, among other…

Will Clarke Still Getting Rhode Hard and Put Up Wet

Two weeks after Will Clarke’s autobiographical short story “How to Kill a Boy That Nobody Likes” raised a ruckus in Rhode Island, the story resurfaces. That’s because Lori Drew, mother of a 15-year-old freshman at Cumberland High School up in R.I., is still so furious over Clarke’s tale that she…

Ad Not Paid For By TrinityVote, Far As We Know

To the Friend of Unfair Park who sent us the link to the following video, thanks. And by Friend, I do not mean “Schim Jutze.” Oh, and Sam Merten at Dallas Blog has the info concerning who made the thing. Not official, looks like. But officially funny. –Robert Wilonsky…

Since When Is Uptown a “Cowtown”?

Harwood International’s Gabriel Barbier-Mueller has a new pet. Doesn’t make a mess — how Swiss. Till this morning, I’d never heard of “Harwood, Dallas.” Didn’t know such a place existed — but, gee, sure sounds magical. Then I read this media release concerning a Friday-morning event involving the installation of…

Hooray for Bollywood!

India-based Pyramid Saimira Theatre Ltd. runs some 44 multiplexes — with 703 screens, you do the math — in Malaysia, Singapore and, sure, India. It also has some theaters in North America, operating as Pyramid Saimira Entertainment America, Inc., and today comes word that the exhibition titan now owns a…