WTF?

No, seriously. An acid flash-forward, perhaps? –Robert Wilonsky…

Lee Harvey’s Was a Friend of Mine

On Monday, WFAA-Channel 8 ran a story about a guy named Chris Jones, who moved half a block away from an existing bar/live-music venue — Dallas Observer readers’ fave Lee Harvey’s — and discovered that, wow, living half a block away from a bar/live-music venue can be kinda loud sometimes…

Doing the Harloff Hustle

Behind the Screen Door: Joel Harloff You may have eaten his lyrical food at the Landmark Restaurant in the Melrose Hotel, or maybe at Nana and Mi Piaci. You may have heard about Screen Door, the upcoming restaurant to feature his craft in One Arts Plaza. Still, Joel Harloff has…

C.J. Wilson Has An Ax to Grind

Texas Rangers lefty C.J. Wilson is already Major League Baseball’s best blogger. Now, he insists he’s Major League Baseball’s Guitar Hero. Unfair Park just got a press release from the Rangers, in which Wilson throws out this challenge: Thirty-two contestants will get the opportunity to strap it on against Wilson,…

“Easy” Listening? You Decide.

Help us decide, please: Is this cover of the Commodores’ “Easy,” performed Tuesday night on America’s Got Talent by Cas Haley of Dallas Observer Music Awards-nominated Woodbelly, great? Or is it not great? Or would be be great it if were performed ironically? Or does the obvious sincerity — he…

Suspended License? No Problemo.

I was driving east on Ross Avenue, near Fitzhugh Avenue, last week when a big yellow banner caught my eye. “Aseguranza sin Licencia — Liability and Full Cover,” it read, which translates to, “No license? We provide liability and full coverage.” And that wasn’t all. The ad, hanging above a…

Yeah! Oh, Yeah!

Oh, I know — you think St. Vincent’s overrated, a big ho-hum. Well, that ain’t gonna stop me from posting this: Annie Clark and John Vanderslice covering the Magnetic Fields’ “Yeah! Oh, Yeah!” at the Echo on Sunset Blvd. in Los Angeles. Oh, yeah. –Robert Wilonsky…

Hip, Hip, Euripides

Every year, the Cincinnati Playhouse in the Park goes searching for a new play upon which to bestow its Macy’s New Play Prize for Young Audiences. The winner get a $5,000 commission fee and gets to travel to Cincy a few times during the year to prep the play for…

Airfare, Fairly

FareCompare, with its HQ at the intersection of Preston and Frankfurt roads, gets a profile in Condé Nast’s troubled Portfolio today, and the low-airfare-finding Web site is touted as oh-so-much more: FareCompare’s most recent incarnation has been its most unexpected. It’s not just offering a reliable way to save money…

Casey’s Hot, but Tré’s on Fire

On last night’s Top Chef, Casey Thompson dolled up for a night out that wasn’t to be. So, this makes three Top Chef wins for Abacus Chef de Cuisine Tré Wilcox; favorite much? We’re essentially at the mid-point of Season Three, and no other “cheftestant” has emerged as a serious…

The Good Sport

Nice story about Mike Bacsik in Dallas’ Only Daily today. But there’s an even better one about him in The New York Times, where Lee Jenkins paints the pitcher as “baseball’s unofficial ambassador” to the record-setting home run Bacsik served up to Barry Bonds Tuesday night. See, Bacsik was everywhere…

Tell the Truthiness

Tell the truthiness: Is a high-speed toll road along the Trinity River a good idea? Would it help relieve traffic congestion downtown? Is the road the best use of resources? Those are good questions to which Buzz has no answers, but we do know one thing: Some of the favorite…

Lawyering Up

Most people arrested and imprisoned in the United States are assigned lawyers to help them navigate the legal process. Not so for immigrant detainees facing deportation. The proceedings are civil, but many people are detained while their cases wend through immigration court. Some detainees find lawyers through nonprofits such as…

Innocence Project|Jail to Inmate: F You|Katrina Waves

Innocence Project Freakin’ incredible: Incredible! Absolutely incredible! (“Chains of Evidence,” by Glenna Whitley, August 2.) No wonder we are headed down a path of destruction. We will soon be a Third World country. If that makes you mad, GOOD! Because you might step up and do or say something to…

The Ghost and Miss Chicken

A couple of weeks ago, my father, who by all accounts is a reasonable man despite an unusual enthusiasm for pinto beans and windbreaker jackets, was mowing the lawn. It was sunset in the outskirts of the quiet Arlington sub-suburb of Mansfield. My father, a land developer, was dutifully clipping…

Ole Oops

A film snippet showing a California preacher boasting about his opulent lifestyle on 20/20 has dunked ABC and correspondent John Stossel in hot water, thanks to Dallas-based religious watchdog Ole Anthony and the Trinity Foundation. Not only was the network forced to air a retraction, the preacher has filed a…

Romo Holiday

SAN ANTONIO—Yesterday a backup quarterback. Tonight the lead singer. Don Meredith serenaded a nation with “Turn Out the Lights,” Troy Aikman recorded the forgettable “Oklahoma Nights” and we can only assume Roger Staubach hummed some Pat Boone tune while saving babies from burning buildings. But Tony Romo? Never has a…

Be a (Posh) Metal Head

Usually when I get e-mails about facials, I herd them over to the spam folder and try not to look at any attachments, but I figured the one headlined “24k Gold” was probably safe, unless somebody built the Bionic Man and forgot to tell me. Luxury On Lovers, which is,…

Dirk Nowitzki to Play Masculine Basketball for Germany

I have translated this page from Portuguese to English, but I fear it will not help. Suffice it to say, it has something to do with Dirk Nowitzki: “Set free Nowitzki to dispute Eurocopa.” As in, The best player of season 2006/07 of the NBA was set free to dispute…

Enquiring Mind

In this week’s Buzz, which should appear online shortly, we take a brief look of some of the “truthy” — i.e. bullshit — arguments being made by proponents of the Trinity toll road. Let’s cut through the crap and get some hard facts, Buzz suggests: If voters reject a highway…

Stone Free

Big news this morning from the Dallas Opera: Karen Stone, the general director, is leaving after four years on the job. Why? “To pursue other opportunities,” of course. Though this is what Stone, who came to Dallas from the the Theaters of Graz in Austria, says in the press release…