ACS to Fork Over $2.6 Mil to Feds

It’s always something with Affliated Computer Services, seems like. Like today: U.S. Attorney Richard Roper just issued a press release in which he gives a thumbs-up to a settlement with ACS, which agreed to pay the feds exactly $2,645,987.30 to resolve alleged False Claims Act allegations. To be more specific,…

Whatdya Mean the Lakes Are Rising?

The Associated Press has a story today about how all the rain’s done killed the tourism trade in Texas of late — at lakes and water parks and every waterlogged thing in between. Leading off the piece is a guy named Rick Williams, who packed up the family in DeSoto…

Inside Dallas County’s “Safety Net”

In the summer issue of Frontiers of Health Services Management, an American College of Healthcare Executives-published journal that’s required reading at UP HQ, Parkland Health & Hospital System’s top officials have penned a paper congratulating, um, Parkland for its fine, fine work. Actually, the 7,000-plus-word paper — titled “The Quest…

Don’t Mess with Texas’ Film Bidness

Upon further review, Bottle Rocket’s easily the best movie ever shot in Dallas — and Bob Musgrave, at left, is the best thing about it. If you shoot a movie in Texas that makes Texas look bad, well, bubba, don’t expect the state to pony up any dough for yer…

T.O. Says N.O. to New York City Club in New Lawsuit

Everyone’s in a suin’ mood today: News just came down the pike that Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens is going after an NYC nightclub for $600,000. Seems that a club called Avalon might have “improperly used his name, likeness and famous initials, T.O., in 2006 and 2007 to promote…

How to Get Into the Baseball Hall of Fame

Yesterday: Body Worlds. Tomorrow: Batter up. On the heels of the highly successful exhibition delving into the human body, the Dallas Museum of Nature & Science’s next endeavor will be a historic examination of baseball. In conjunction with the State Fair of Texas, starting Sept. 28 and running through Jan…

Highland Park Village Among Shopping Centers Suing DCAD

You think you’re mad about your tax appraisal? Well, apparently you’re not quite as pissed off as 11 local shopping centers, who today filed suit in Dallas County District Court claiming that the the Dallas Central Appraisal District and Dallas Appraisal Review Board jacked up their respective tax appraisals using…

It’s Now Tum Thousand and Seven

Dunno if Tum Tum’s gonna be the Next Big Thing outta Dallas’ hip-hop scene, as this piece from DJ Booth.net suggests, but we do know one thing: Tony Richardson’s big. C’mon — he titled his released-last-week album Eat or Get Ate for a reason, right? And if nothing else, as…

Part of the Heard

It’s Monday. It rained on and off all freaking weekend, and you couldn’t get your iPhone hooked up because every other trendspotter in the United States was trying to get theirs hooked up. Looks like it’s gonna keep raining, and your iPhone is gonna be obsolete when iPhone 2.0 comes…

Is The Simpsons Even Still On?

We weren’t going to succumb to this, swear — especially since we stopped watching The Simpsons ’round the time Bill Clinton was well into his second term. And it didn’t help that on Friday, we received at UP HQ a Kwik-E-Mart cooler fillled with a Buzz Cola sixer, a box…

Hedge Fund Clearly Planning One Hell of a Fourth of July Throwdown

That’s because New York-based hedge fund GSO Capital Partners LP announced this morning it’s spending about $1.1 billion to buy Dallas-based Reddy Ice. And stockholders in Reddy Ice stand to make a decent haul from the buyout: Says the comapny’s release, they’ll cool down with $31.25 per share in cash…

“We Lost a Little Battle…”

Yesterday, the Senate tossed out President Bush’s immigration bill that had been crafted to appease both side of the aisle. Today, Unfair Park spoke with Arnulfo De la Cruz, local political director for the Service Employees International Union, about what the bill’s demise means in the context of an immigrant-rights…

Our First and Last iPhone Post Ever

We don’t need a reason to hang out at NorthPark, but those who chose the mall rather than Knox-Henderson to wait till the 6 p.m. iPhone frenzy made the right move. Like our new Friends, Justin and Bobbie at left. Today, some of us formed a lunch posse and hit…

It’s Official: We’re a “Major Disaster”

So says the U.S. Department of Homeland Security’s Federal Emergency Management Agency, which just issued a press release announcing that federal disaster aid has been made available to the counties in Texas affected by June’s horrific weather (though, oddly, it covers only people affected by weather “during the period of…

O, Lord, Trouble So Hard

If I’ve seen a motif in the numerous interviews I’ve done for the Sherman Allen story, it is human wreckage. A trail of broken marriages. Shattered parental bonds. Severe emotional distress; even claims that folks have gone crazy. And, most of all among the people who’ve tangled with Allen in…

Wick ‘n’ Jim

In case you needed proof that the whole Jim Schutze-Wick Allison feud is entirely staged, WWE-style, and intended solely to drum up biz for the blogs, here’s a pic from last weekend’s shindig celebrating the hitchin’ of D mag’s Paul Kix and Daily Candy’s Sonya Castex. That’s Wick in the…

Best Podcast Theme Song Ever

Really don’t know how I missed out on the DallasGayPod; seems like something I shoulda been hipped to months ago. But now that I’ve discovered it, I want to direct your attention to its theme song, which you can download as a ringtone should you so desire it. And you…