Where You Can Find Rudy G. Tonight

Because we’ll never let this one go… A good Friend of Unfair Park sends this reminder: Speaking of getting all political in this piece, I’m sure you already know this anyway, but Rudy Giuliani is in town today for a presidential committee benefit at his pal Bob Sambol’s steakhouse. The…

Grand Prairie Granny Gets Around

Best lead ever to appear in an Army News Service story: “Linda Tinnerman, 66, of Grand Prairie, Texas, estimates she has kissed tens of thousands of young military men and women in the past few years. But the kisses she planted on 151 troops today were extra special.” If you…

Decherd Promises “New Print Products”

Belo Corp. today presented its half-a-year-in-review in New York City, and bossman Robert Decherd wisely played up the company’s television properties — you know, the ones investors and financial analysts seem to love a whole bunch. Said the chairman and chief executive officer, even with the recent upswing in Belo…

Tom Hicks and Jon Daniels Can’t Wait to Meet You!

Your Texas Rangers have the worst record in the majors: 26 wins and 43 losses. So of course owner Tom Hicks would give general manager Jon Daniels a contract extension through the 2009 season; only makes sense, when you think about it. And if you’re in the mood to ask…

Jerry to Tony: Dude, Chill

http://www.myspace.com/bigdickhunter Metal Skool poses Friday night with fans Tony Romo, Big Dick Hunter and Hal Sparks. The Cowboys haytuhs’ version: Tony Romo is staining his and his team’s image by associating with a vulgar rock band that makes on-stage jokes about incest, pedophilia, devil worship and the quarterback of America’s…

Back to the Future

If you think you’ve seen Lea Thompson around town in recent days, well, chances are you have seen the Howard the Duck star. (Sorry, probably should have mentioned Jaws 3-D instead.) She’s in town shooting a little something called Exit Speed, which is being directed by Scott Ziehl (Road House…

Nancy Brinker Gets 21 News Jobs, Rolled into One Very Fancy Title

Nancy Brinker — though you can call her “ambassador.” As it’s unlikely you saw this press release from the White House yesterday, perhaps you missed the announcement that President Bush has nominated two Texans (one of whom is very local) for some gigs currently open in his administration. Fine –…

And Sometimes, You Just Want to Sleep

Is it us, or does Russ Berger looks a little like The Ticket’s Norm Hitzges? Russ Berger owns a company in Addison well known for its “acoustical and architectural design for recording studios and broadcast facilities,” among them the tony joints belonging to NFL Films, Whitney Houston, Billy Graham, National…

Yay For Us

We’re not huge fans of patting our own backs at Unfair Park; I know, that’s so hard to believe, right? So we’ll just accept the congratulations of our friends at FrontBurner, who make mention this afternoon of our weekend win at the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies conference, where Unfair Park…

Monday-Afternoon Quarterbacking

Perhaps the most interesting question after Saturday’s runoff election is the gay one: Did Ed Oakley lose votes because of his sexual orientation — or, at least, the way it became part of the campaign in recent weeks? Certainly many Friends of Unfair Park believe so, and if he did,…

Selling Stevie Ray

Turns out, Heritage Auction Galleries in Oak Lawn was indeed approached about selling off those stolen Stevie Ray Vaughan items after all. This afternoon, Unfair Park spoke with Doug Norwine, the consignment director for the company’s entertainment memorabilia department, and he confirms that in May he was approached by James…

Sosa What

Quite the Father’s Day. Tiger Woods, all mondo buffed (how long till the steroid whispers arise?), gets bested by Angel (ahn-HELL) Cabrera, a pudgy, chain-smoking Argentine known as “The Duck.” The Texas Rangers actually win a series, when supposed ace Kevin Millwood wins his first start in two months. And…

Stealing Stevie Ray

There’s a story in the Austin American-Statesman today about two men Austin cops claim stole “more than $100,000 in backstage passes, music equipment, photographs and other memorabilia of Stevie Ray Vaughan from the storage unit” belonging to his brother Jimmie. The story also notes that six of the Oak Cliff-born…

Dallas, You Stink!

But not as much as Phoenix and Las Vegas. Still, them scientists (rather, surely, than those marketing pimps) over at Old Spice today released a list of the sweatiest cities in the U.S., and Dallas comes in third — ahead of San Antonio (No. 5) Waco (No. 6), Austin (No…

“In the Heart of Old Humid Dallas…”

So, the big-screen Dallas was dead as of last week. Now, it’s back on, according to John Travolta, who says he’s meeting with a new director — that’d be the third, by the way — and hoping to start shooting here and elsewhere in early ’08. Fine. This is even…

The Eye of the Beholder

From The New York Times today: “Ex-Businessman Wins Runoff for Dallas Mayor.” From the San Francisco Chronicle today: “Gay candidate loses runoff in Dallas mayoral contest.” The stories, written by Gretel C. Kovach, are otherwise exactly the same. –Robert Wilonsky…

Scout’s Honor (or Not)

As of this morning, 261 people have signed a petition begging the city not to allow Teen/Life Challenge of Dallas to set up camp next to the Girl Scouts’ longtime home at Camp Whispering Cedars. According to Allen Gwinn, this week the city’s Plan Commission is set to take up…

Tom Leppert’s Your New Mayor

A woeful but way better-than-expected 85,590 turned out to cast their vote for mayor, and they’ve chosen Tom Leppert. And it wasn’t even close: 49,512 votes to Ed Oakley’s 36,078. Good night, Dallas, and good luck. –Robert Wilonsky…

Tom Leppert and Candlebox: Jesus, That’s One Hell of a Double Bill

We haven’t called Tom Leppert for mayor yet. But Leppert’s people sure have. Oakley’s too, damned near. “It’s not looking good at this point,” Ed Oakley told KDFW-Channel 4 at 9:04 tonight — nonetheless, the nattily dressed council member said he was “cautiously optimistic” about gaining ground on his Republican…

Leppert Still Leading. By a Bunch.

Tom Leppert and some new friends — who, looks like, probably voted for the millionaire construction worker With 320 out of 470 precincts completely reporting, Tom Leppert still has a commanding lead: He’s got 57.76 percent of the vote now, which translates to 37,464 votes. Oakley — who had predicted…