I’m not sure who or what Bill Parcells was talking about that led him to make the “fool’s errand” comment. I was a bit distracted at the time because I was looking over my notes (code for picking at a hangnail). I’m not even entirely sure that he said “fool’s…
Deflowered Prodigy, as in “prodigy”: Olivia Bennett seems like a good kid caught in an ugly, ugly adult world, but a prodigy? (“Paint by Numbers,” by Andrea Grimes, September 30.) I think of all the talented people I’ve come across in my life who can’t afford the luxury of spending…
Twenty years ago it was hot, this collection of retrofitted and spit-polished early-20th-century warehouses. The neighborhood’s edge was the sharpest in the city. Parking lots brimmed with the rides of the A-list. Bodies, money, sex and alcohol sluiced through the West End and its Dallas Alley “entertainment complex” of nightclubs…
In the field outside the village, where he and some of the other young boys from the tribe spent long, hot days tending to the cattle, there was a tree Michael Ngor liked to sleep under, sitting on the ground with his head and back resting against the trunk. That’s…
Deep Thinking Deep Ellum goes on the offensive to lure back customers Ed Lamonica bounces in his seat as he talks, bobbing and weaving like a boxer, which is more or less the role he’s taken on since signing on as president of the new Deep Ellum Bar and Restaurant…
Buzz isn’t going to gloat at the news that The Dallas Morning News is going to lay off 150 people (250 total will be let go Belowide) this month. We’ve been fired, we’ve had friends laid off, we’ve been at companies that have shut down–ain’t none of it no fun…
The day the Mavs introduced their newest players–all five of them–was strange and unsettling. I wasn’t sure what to make of any of it. They came in, single file, accompanied by head coach Don Nelson, president of basketball operations Donnie Nelson and owner Mark Cuban. The last one really threw…
Un-American Can’t privatize government: Sometimes Jim Schutze hits and sometimes he misses. This was the case with Jim’s last article about limited government corporations (“Up With Fascism!” September 30). First, this new hybrid government being promoted by the likes of Robert Decherd and Mayor Miller is not a fascist one…
Poke in the Eye Arlington general tosses CBS News in the brig Major General Bobby Hodges places a neat stack of newspaper clippings next to two decks of playing cards, the gear of a bridge aficionado. The clips are heavily highlighted. There are photos in the stack, too. One hazy…
It’s a harsh job, this news business, exposing the shameful secrets of officeholders. We sometimes shudder at the truths we reveal, like this one: Congressman Martin Frost is–brace yourselves–a Democrat! OK, so maybe that’s not a big secret, but judging by the forest of campaign yard signs that have sprouted…
Our team leader just informed us that we’re one minute from zero gravity, so get ready. That means we’re one minute from complete weightlessness–from floating freely like an astronaut. We’ll be able to do flips and twists, climb the walls like Spider-Man or drift aimlessly. We’re one minute from total…
Weirdness All Around The biggest bigot: Wednesday, September 22, 2004, was a day of weird circumstances: In the morning, I was in the Dallas City Hall council chambers, with other members of the Senior Affairs Commission, hoping that the final vote on the 2004-’05 budget would keep ours intact. I…
Olivia Bennett’s angled brush slides effortlessly across the textured paper, trailing hot pink paint. A sliver of long blond hair falls in front of her eyes, and she pushes it behind her ear, keeping the brushstroke steady all the while. The 14-year-old sits back on her stool, eyeing the watercolor…
On the day his name first appeared in the news, Father Justin Lucio had no reason to believe that it would be there at all. He was sitting at his desk, completing paperwork that would help an undocumented immigrant become legal. This was in 1984, when one afternoon a 30-year-old…
Paper Trail Plano woman gets drawn into the Bush memo flap Linda James complains her house is completely overtaken by her business. “I’ve had to knock out walls to make room,” she says. James has been a forensic document examiner for the past 13 years. Her house bulges with stacks…
For the second time this month, the Texas Supreme Court, that oh-so-wise crew of legal geniuses, has handed the Dallas Observer a victory in a libel case. Hey, it’s good to know that some government agencies work, and we mean that sincerely, without bias. On September 10, the Supreme Court…
The panic set in sometime last week and descended on Dallas. Nearly everyone, fans and players both, looked as though they’d given up. Which made most of us wonder if a recovery was even possible or if, after only one game, the Cowboys were done. That first game against the…
Fish Story You know T.O.: I am a die-hard angler who fishes many of our North Texas lakes for money and for fun. I watched the Bassmaster Classic live on the Internet and have seen most of the coverage afforded this huge tournament. The article by Paul Kix on Takahiro…
He comes to America with no money and fewer friends, knowing the English language only as it relates to bass fishing. Takahiro Omori loves bass fishing. But not the Japanese kind: The bass over there are too small, the competition in the professional tournaments too easy. He tells his parents…
Crash of Symbols A grieving family gets pulled into an anti-war demonstration In a clash that illustrates the power of symbols over good intentions, a candlelight vigil last week honoring 1,000 troops killed in Iraq triggered a screaming confrontation between the family of a fallen soldier and members of the…
Buzz knows all about one kind of belt-tightening. As our gut continually tries to put more distance between itself and our spine, the belt gets snug. Nothing you can do about it. The other kind–when people start pinching pennies–Buzz knows nothing about. Of all the clichés in these two paragraphs,…
Table Dance Are you sick of poker yet? Of course you’re not. And neither is Jim McManus, author of Positively Fifth Street. The book was a best seller shortly after its release last year, came out in paperback this year and is now being made into a movie. It’s the…
