Horton Hears a “Wha?”

Turns out Entertainment Weekly, not High Times, is a co-sponsor of the Texas Film Hall of Fame Awards handed out each March to unofficially herald the opening of the South by Southwest Film Festival in Austin. Still, during Friday night’s shindig at the Austin Studios, some of us couldn’t help…

Sack of Kittens

In this installment of Sack of Kittens: Loaded Moses. Looks like? If the entire city of Flower Mound could be distilled into five people, they would look something like these fellas. The same scenario would also work if you replaced Flower Mound with Lewisville or Farmers Branch, or possibly Mars…

Doug Out?

SURPRISE, ARIZONA–A quick look around the Rangers clubhouse leaves me feeling that, despite the overall luxury, this is less a professional locker room than it is a halfway house for could-have-beens, used-to-bes and hope-they-still-cans. It’s a sad sight, a total downer. (They have buckets of workout powder in this joint–Creatine…

Love for Sale

Well, isn’t this just peachy? For years now, Buzz has made it known that we are amenable to a little journalistic bribery. Cheap bribery, too. Our soul, we’ve advertised, can be bought for $1.89. Cash or check. Granted, it’s a bit frayed, sort of a fixer-upper, but still cheap at…

Letters from the issue of March 13, 2003

On the SpotAmazed: I wanted to write and say that the author hit the spot on this article (“Dancing Across the Border,” by Cheryl Smith, February 27). I am Caucasian, and I was born and raised here. However, I am married to a Chilango. I dated a Chicano for several…

Franco File

In the current U.S. climate of French-bashing, winemaker Eileen Crane finds herself in the unique position of heading up Domaine Carneros, a joint venture in Napa, California, between France’s Champagne Tattinger and New York-based Kobrand Corp. Crane claims to be the world’s first woman to have built two large commercial…

The Buck Starts Here

SURPRISE, ARIZONA–If baseball has a paradise, this is it. Surprise, where the Rangers now share a palatial 132-acre facility with the Kansas City Royals, is the polar opposite of Port Charlotte, Florida, the retirement swamp where the team had trained since 1987. Here there is more energy, more life. Periodically,…

Ready to Rumble

SURPRISE, ARIZONA — I’d heard bad things about Carl Everett, horror stories from sportswriters who said he could be tempestuous and condescending. Whatever, I thought. That’s news when an athlete isn’t that way. I’m not a beat writer. I don’t hang around every day; I fly low. The following is…

Faked Out

Digging through piles of nondescript hats, T-shirts and sweatshirts at T-N-T Sports Wear, I soon struck shopper’s gold. It came in the form of a baby-blue knit cap bearing that famous Ralph Lauren insignia, the tiny polo player so beloved by Yuppies. Only $2.50–a steal of a deal. At least…

Letters

Sex for SaleHypocrisy begins at home: Nicholas Bredimus (“American Sex Tourist,” by Thomas Korosec, February 20) could probably have gratified himself and avoided the hassle of trying to obstruct justice in the first place if he’d only settled for what’s closer to home, where a man with practically any budget…

Dis(SE)d

He’s heard it dozens of times: The publishing business is a risky business. “But what business isn’t?” asks Glenn Yeffeth, one of those people who, midcareer, switched professions (15 years as a business consultant) to start a new business (independent publishing house) with money he saved–one of those people you…

Garbage by Numbers

Exactly how bad will Dallas’ curbside trash recycling program have to perform before anyone with city government acknowledges that it just ain’t right? Pretty bad, apparently, judging by the latest numbers in a national survey. The survey published last month by the trade publication Waste News found that only 2.2…

Dancing Across the Border

MONTERREY, MEXICO–The twin circles on the smooth concrete plaza swell, drawing more and more young bodies into the hurricane of bad haircuts, bright tropical shirts, baggy pants and dirty sneakers. The ever-growing number of young men in the circles twirl and twist and strut and shake their bodies to the…

No Smoking Gun

In the musical 1776, John Adams objects to the removal of a particularly stirring and poetic paragraph from the Declaration of Independence. “We’re a congress, not a literary society,” another delegate reminds him. If the Dallas City Council failed to create a document that might inspire residents to sacrifice their…

Play Ball

Play Ball It was a rookie mistake, really, inviting my wife to accompany me to the Playboy Spin-the-Bottle Tour’s Dallas stop at Mike’s Treehouse on February 22. She was only supposed to be my insurance policy, a way for me to avoid being roped into participating in the night’s festivities…

Osama bin Bunny

So, have you laid in your supplies of plastic sheeting and duct tape to prepare for the next inevitable terrorist attack? Feeling more secure now? No? Not to worry, citizen. Fortunately, the Texas Legislature is way ahead of the feds and is taking its own steps to combat “terrorists”–at least…

So Special

So SpecialMossEisley: So let me get this straight, the mainstream music industry has its eye on a good young band built around a young happy family (“The Force Is With Them,” by Zac Crain, January 30), something extraordinarily special and extraordinarily rare? Sigh. I’m not saying this is going to…

Mo’s Def

This is not a discussion Mike Modano wants to have. Later, maybe–a month from now or after the season is finished. But not now. He thinks it’s premature to talk about his MVP candidacy, and besides that these hockey types don’t go in for that sort of self-promotion. There’s an…

American Sex Tourist

Mae Sai, Thailand, has little to recommend it to most foreign tourists. The small teeming town along the Burmese border at Thailand’s northernmost tip is built around an ugly main street and a nondescript river bridge. Much of the low-slung outpost is given over to a street market described in…

It Doesn’t Suck.com

Hank Mishkoff tries hard to convince you he isn’t a chronic complainer–some high-minded crank who thrives on conflict and refuses to back down. But the 53-year-old Dallas computer consultant belies that characterization when he directs you to the string of gripe sites he’s created on the Web and the string…

Done Deal?

A plan to allow Mesquite to operate soccer fields at Dallas’ troubled Samuell Farm (“Farm Teams,” February 6) appears to be rolling right along. We’d like to tell you more about what that plan entails, but it’s a secret. You, Dallas taxpayer, should just butt out and mind your own…

The Day the Sky Fell

The Day the Sky FellColumbia’s final flight: Of everything I’ve seen, read or heard, nothing brought me to tears like this story (“Last Rites,” by Jim Schutze, February 6). You brought it down to such a human level…one that touched my heart in a way that CNN, local news, the…