Without a doubt, the Dallas school board is the most scorned body of elected officials in this city. In the course of a week, one could scarcely find a person who had anything good to say about it. A few sample sound bites: “The most pathetic, incompetent group of people…
Cheap eats Spend a few million city dollars on a dubious flood-control plan or an arena for sports team owners, and The Dallas Morning News will call you a visionary. Spend a few bucks on a chewy omelet and fruit plate, and beware its wrath. Is it just Buzz, or…
Drenched in sweat from head to toe, 3-year-old Tate Sherrod writhes and moans as his pale blue eyes flash with terrified distress. Nurses in the Grapevine office of Dr. Constantine Kotsanis try to keep Tate still by wrapping his small body mummy-like in a blanket, with only one slender arm…
On a clear December morning, a local doctor runs through a visual exercise with a patient. The physician holds in front of the man’s face a stick painted with black stripes; he then instructs the patient to follow the stick with his eyes. There is not a sound in the…
Back in December, before her club got in deep with the taxman, Elizabeth Edwards described neighborhood opposition to her Lower Greenville nightclub as “kind of like a tsetse fly…It goes away eventually.” So, it seems, has Edwards. The club, the much-ignored Palace and Moonshine Cafe, has apparently contracted a bad…
Was it something we said? For the record, we here at the Dallas Observer do not have cooties. OK, maybe that statement is a bit broad. Let’s just say that none of the people we let speak on our behalf in public has cooties as far as Buzz knows. So…
Death Mask of Exposition Park Can I toss in my two cents? OK, thanks. First of all, I don’t always agree with Christina Rees, but I happen to think she is an excellent writer who has a great way with words. As far as if she was actually correct in…
Shortly after sunrise one day last August, the doorbell rang at the home of Marty and Mary Ann Markowitz in northwest Garland. It was 7:30 a.m., which, by sane folks’ standards, is a bit too early for casual neighborly visits. But Spring Park, an exceedingly convivial community, is not like…
Like most people, Glenda Matheny didn’t know much about hepatitis B, but when the family pediatrician recommended that her then-14-year-old daughter, Breonna, start receiving a three-dose vaccine against the virus, Glenda figured it had to be done. Breonna handled the first shot without incident. But on January 17, 1995, immediately…
For the past 10 days, the gaming press and the ION Storm alumni grapevine have been vibrating like a coin-operated bed at a sleazy motel. First, May 24, came the flying-to-California rumor. According to former ION employees, the previous Friday the chiefs at Eidos, the London-based game publisher that has…
Legislators had been in Austin barely long enough to break in their leather chairs when Comptroller Carole Rylander confirmed that the state was enjoying a robust budget surplus. Enough money would be available to pay for all current expenses with a couple or three billion dollars left over for good…
More than a thousand days passed before the headless, handless body dumped by the East Fork of the Trinity yielded a name–Danny Fry, a small-time hustler from Florida who had come to Texas in 1995 for a big score. Found on October 2, 1995, the body was identified in late…
Observer to U.S.A.: Don’t hate us Seems we’ve done more harm than good. That is, if you believe the dozens of readers who have sent us thank-you notes in recent weeks, expressing their gratitude for getting Rocco Pendola fired from KTCK-AM (1310). Now, we never took credit for getting Pendola…
Rees in pieces I knew there was a reason that I kept an archive of old Dallas Observer articles, and Christina Rees’ last one on the Exposition Park galleries must have been that reason [“Critics’ choice,” Framed, May 20]. I know that this is my second letter to you on…
Until a couple of weeks ago, this particularly dismal frame home in West Dallas was a two-bedroom place. Valued on county tax rolls at little more than the price of a decent chicken coop–$8,020 total for the 768-square-foot house and the lot–it’s worth far more to its owners and managers,…
Walter Cruz sits down on the rocky river bank in Nuevo Laredo, watching the Rio Grande, his back turned to Mexico and to the long trail leading to his native Honduras. He feels cold–gripped by a familiar hunger that comes from weeks of uncertain meals and days of hiking through…
For agent Tase Bailey, the transforming moment came as they unearthed the victims, dumped together in their rural grave. The FBI man had seen many dead bodies before, but never a bullet-riddled mother and her little boy, curled up in his pajamas, murdered for no reason at all. Suddenly, what…
Tom Caton, a 29-year veteran of the Dallas Fire Department, did not decide to become a firefighter to get rich. Far from it. He put his life on the line battling blazes as a public service and a labor of love. The only thing he expected to get in return…
The bones of the Great Atheist are out there, possibly somewhere west of San Antonio near the remote Hill Country town of Camp Wood, where normally the only break from the rural routine is the fall invasion of deer hunters. Federal authorities believe that in 1995, Madalyn Murray O’Hair and…
If Houston or Dallas has vaulted ahead of six other U.S. cities bidding to host the 2012 Olympic Summer Games, it has the Texas Legislature to thank or blame, depending on one’s perspective. The U.S. Olympic Committee is smiling down on the two cities because Texas is well on the…
Nothing to crow about When I worked as an armed security guard at an Oak Cliff shopping center six years ago, it seemed obvious to me that the multiracial security staff there was far more concerned about drug dealers and smash-and-grabs than they were about either roosters [“Fowled out,” May…
Love for sale Coming up with high-quality, industrial-strength humor week after week is not easy. It takes wit. It takes diligence. It takes bribes. But sometimes God and the fax machine provide the straight lines just when the well runs dry. The latest manna from heaven comes from “soul mate…
