Hard body, hard sell

It’s that time of year again. Time to purge after the holiday binge. Even formalize it with a New Year’s resolution. You vow to rid yourself of excess pounds and inches by joining a fitness club. You’re not alone. Thousands of bulbous DFW boomers and slackers will be signing on…

Buzz

Firewalk with him “Meet the challenge of a single evening and transform your entire life.” The last time Buzz heard an offer like that, we became engaged to be married. (Happily! Happily!) Now that Buzz has cleared our social calendar for, oh, the next decade, maybe we will take this…

Running hooch

In the fall 1998 issue of The Lone Wolf Letter, a promotional newsletter for tobacco retailers, television and film star Chuck Norris and comic actor James Belushi gush over the success of their 2-year-old cigar company. The actors call Lone Wolf one of the most exciting new premium cigar brands…

Letters

Toe the whine I guess your sports columnist, Robert Wilonsky, got a late Christmas present when the Cardinals derailed the local NFL team. I’ve enjoyed his ravings against the more hypocritical players (and owner Jones), particularly Deion “The Toe” Sanders. Why would Dallas’ only daily choose His Holiness as Cowboys…

Stormy weather

Info: Stormy weather Hot new computer game maker ION Storm appears to have all it needs for success — top talent, plenty of money, and legions of anxious fans. So why is its future so cloudy? By Christine Biederman Now is the moment to do or die. Again.XXXIt’s come about…

Courthouse bully

Jim Carrao stares through the windows of a ninth-story conference room into a thicket of fog that has swallowed the city’s skyline and blotted out the view of the world outside. And he frowns. Once again, it seems to him, forces beyond his control are engaged in a conspiracy. How…

The Wrong Man

In August 1997, when they took him to jail, Nick Jolly was 18 years old and had just graduated from Lincoln High School, where his mother and aunt both graduated before him. He was a third-generation Dallasite. His grandfather came here from South Texas to work for the Dallas water…

Look back in confusion

Dallas 1998. Think back with us to the unique, exciting moments over the past year. Really, we mean it. Think back with us. Better yet, think back for us, because, frankly, Buzz’s memory is not what it was before we discovered beer many, many years ago. Let’s see. We recall…

Easy pickings

Every other January, 181 state legislators, supposedly representative of Texas and supposedly armed with good intentions, come to Austin and instantly become the most sought-after people in town. For every legislator, there are at least eight lobbyists–about 1,500 type A personalities paid to troll the halls in search of something…

Buzz

Coals to Newcastle It’s not easy to survive on the mean streets, especially in a tough burg like Highland Park, where crime is a way of life and the peace is shattered nightly by the sound of barking gats blazing away in nocturnal leadfests. Sorry, Buzz is feeling noirish. Apparently,…

Letters

Keep on truckin’ Hooray for someone to finally speak out about truck drivers [“Highway Roulette,” December 31]. I have driven in Dallas for 10 years and have always noticed how dangerous some truckers are, seeing near-accidents on a weekly basis during my commute. It wasn’t until September that I realized…

Highway roulette

During afternoon rush hour on a sweltering mid-June day, five cars heading east on Texas 121 in Frisco line up at a red light at the intersection with Custer Road. As the drivers wait for the light to change, a 64,000-pound cement mixer barrels down the two-lane highway. The truck…

Buzz

Calling Mr. Grant Forget the millennial fervor. Forget that the Super Bowl is just weeks away. For Buzz, the best part of the new year is that January 1 is the scheduled start-up date for TXCN, A.H. Belo Corp.’s all-news, all-Texas cable channel. We’re not so dweebish as to become…

The man who would be judge

Paul Coggins, the U.S. attorney for the Northern District of Texas, raised suspicions about his political plans when he announced earlier this month that he was dropping his bid to become a federal judge. “I just decided it wasn’t the way I wanted to go,” Coggins says. “I had been…

Letters

Deconstructing Joe Bob Before moving to Dallas this year, I read an old Calvin Trillin article for The New Yorker detailing Joe Bob Briggs/John Bloom’s rise and fall in Dallas in the ’80s. Needless to say, I moved to Dallas anyway. Since then I’ve read other Joe Bob articles and…

Lady of mystery

December 12, 1995 He isn’t saying that it was a miracle, that an angel of God guided him to a particular place at a particular time and said, “Here she is.” He’s not saying that at all. But he’s not saying it was entirely coincidental, either. After one coincidence leads…

Blowing smoke

Info: Blowing smoke Denton residents like Parks and Delores Olmon want to know how a posse of city slickers managed to railroad plans for a lead-belching copper factory in their town By Miriam Rozen These days, Denton folks write dueling versions of history. To some, January 6, 1998, was the…

Merry Xmas, Mr. Davis

Things appear to be looking up for Walter Waldhauser Jr. After being convicted of playing a central role in a gruesome triple murder-for-hire in Houston in 1980, he was released from prison in 1990 after serving a third of his plea-bargained sentence. He wound up back behind bars last month,…

Buzz

Fire two Last week, Buzz saluted city council member Don Hicks for nominating former Councilman Chris Luna to the new city task force on ethics. (That would be the Chris Luna whose character is so flawed that it even offended his former fellow council members–not an easy thing to do.)…

Letters

Wishing you a nasty Christmas Jimmy Fowler’s article titled “Holiday whores” and featuring a picture of 11-year-old Greta Sleeper in the December 17 issue is one of the worst-written criticisms of a theatrical production I have ever read. In my opinion, Mr. Fowler’s article is contradictory, ill-informed, full of generalizations,…

Down-home Drudge

On a Wednesday afternoon in late October, about two weeks before Texas voters went to the polls to re-elect the governor and decide several close state-wide races, the numbers somehow got loose. They were poll numbers, the results of the Texas Poll, the most widely publicized pre-election poll in the…

Joe Bob in Bloom

It’s an unusually warm afternoon for a Texas Saturday in December, but inside the AMS Studios in Addison, the air feels cold enough to hang beef carcasses in. Nobody feels this more than Rusty the TNT Mailgirl, a strawberry-blond waitress at Humperdink’s in Arlington, who remains here all day and…