Delonte West Got Married Yesterday, Will Soon be a Father

You may have been wondering how Delonte West has been spending his free time now that he’s on an indefinite hiatus from professional basketball. If Twitter is any indication, he’s still in the Dallas area and has mostly occupied himself by making cameos at local gyms and dropping in on…

Steve Parker Might Be Dallas’ Most Robbed Man

There are some large and generally predictable drawbacks to living a stone’s throw from Vickery Meadows’ Five Points intersection, which is a notorious hotbed of crime. Steve Parker learned as much soon after moving into his Hemlock Avenue condo in 2008. Things started innocuously enough when someone kicked a hole…

Finally, TABC Has an App to Tell You When You’re Drunk

Have you ever been drunk? Have you ever wondered about how drunkenness affects your maze-completing ability? Have you ever wanted to test your drunken maze-completing ability using a taxpayer-funded smartphone app that constantly shames you about your drunkenness? If you answered yes to all those questions then you’re in luck…