The “Rich Irony” of One Lawsuit

Courthouse News this morning brings us The Case of the For-Profit Vocational School vs. The Personal-Injury Law Firm. The former is Rhodes Colleges, a California-based chain of campuses that offers courses in everything from criminal justice to HVAC repair (maybe you’ve seen the ads?). Locally, Rhodes has three DFW locations…

‘Roid Rage: Mark McGwire – Yawn – Apologizes to Baseball

I guess the question at this point is, do you give a crap? About baseball players and their steroid use? During the 1998 Major League Baseball season I went to Houston a couple times as a reporter for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram to cover the magical home-run chase between the St. Louis…

Yes, Captain Underpants Would Like a Seat

Sure hope those convention planners were aboard Dallas Area Rapid Transit yesterday, when Improv Everywhere’s No Pants! wingdingus made its Dallas debut. If not, our Dylan Hollingsworth was along for the ride and has the slide show to prove it. Bare-Legged Performance Art Terrorists or bored, innocent fun-havers? You be…

White Rock Lake, On the Rocks

Friend of Unfair Park Brad Moulton has been part of a group of folks that, for the last two years, has spent the second Saturday of every month tidying up part of the White Rock Lake shoreline. During that time, he’s been documenting those efforts on Flickr; as Brad writes…

From Deep Inside the Dallas Convention Center, Walk Down “The Trails of North Texas”

The Professional Convention Management Association kicked off its 3,000-attendees-strong annual conference last night with a wingding at the Dallas Convention Center. Mayor Tom, Southwest Airlines’ Gary Kelly and American Airlines’ Gerard Arpey spoke this morning during “Airlines and Meetings: A CEO Conversation,” but I’m looking forward to Wednesday, when Malcolm…

Your Texas Rangers Have Money! And Vladimir Guerrero!!

If you can’t beat ’em, sign ’em? For years Vladimir Guerrero tormented the Texas Rangers. Now, in a sign that new owner Chuck Greenberg has money and moxy and motivation, the Rangers will this week sign the free-agent slugger to a one-year contract. While Tom Hicks, Jr. has some fun with…

Hallmark Hell. Yes, Already.

On Friday, January 8 at approximately 5 p.m., I officially started hating Tom Thumb. Seriously? Valentine’s Day is sooo wonderful that it demands a 5-week run-up? Vomit. And to think, some houses in my neighborhood still have their Christmas trees and lights up. And on…

What Dallas Netflixed in ’09

Maybe you noticed (over to the right, beneath our Twitter Updates header) that yesterday, The New York Times took A Peek Into Netflix Queues in 12 U.S. cities, including Dallas. The breakdown’s by zip code and ranks the top rentals of ’09 — and most zips find The Curious Case…

Public Art Attack: Look, It’s Good for Tourism

Pretty sure Sam’s heading to the city council’s Transportation and Environment Committee meeting today, during which council members will meet with Dallas Area Rapid Transit president and executive director Gary Thomas and other board members to discuss what’s on the agenda for 2010. Morgan Lyons, DART spokesman, sends this reminder…

Welcome to a New, Bizarre World, Cowboys Fans

The sun rose in the east this morning. But don’t kid yourself, it’s a vastly different planet for your Dallas Cowboys. A world, that is, free of monkeys, gorillas, primates, mandrills, King Kongs and, most imporantly, playoff pratfalls. In what will surely be referenced for years to come, owner Jerry…

Wowboys 34, Eagirls 14: My Top 10 Observations

10. Spit Happens. So do three-game sweeps that finally, unequivocally bury memories of 44-6. 9. Cowboys at Vikings next Sunday at noon. Get ready for a week of Tony-Romo-is-a-younger-Brett-Favre comparisons. One thing’s for sure: Cowboys are as hot as anyone. During their four-game winning streak they have never trailed. 8…

For Your Weekend Listening: Live Gourds!

Sorry I didn’t make it out to The Gourds show at the Granada on Saturday; had every intention, as it’s been too long. And I was just thinking about the boys — came across the Picket Line Coyotes’ ’88 cassette Upholstery Van Songs right before Christmas in a Sound Warehouse…