Mr. Watkins Goes to Washington

On Saturday night, Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins sent word that he’s been invited to A Very Special Holiday Party — this Tuesday, matter of fact. (Although the missive, as you’ll see below, says December 17.) At least the location’s certain: the White House. And per the letter that…

Pugs & Kelly: Taking the Merry Out of Christmas

Question: Can you get divorced if you’re not married? Answer: Yes, according to Pugs & Kelly. Yes you can. Unless there’s a last-minute reconciliation ongoing as we speak, Pugs will go on the air today at 1 on 1360 AM without long-time sidekick Kelly. Why? Because, in short, they had a…

Happier, Safer Trails

Apparently we have a stack of photos from yesterday’s running of the White Rock Marathon forthcoming; till then, then, this is, for obvious reasons, an early front-runner for kosher fan favorite (speaking of, Happy Hanukkah!). And speaking of White Rock, more or less, users of Dallas’s trails network might want…

4th and Frustration: Do You Blame the Cowboys’ Plan or Their Performance?

I don’t wanna hear much bitchin’ today about offensive coordinator Jason Garrett’s play-calling on the futile, fatal sequence in the second quarter of Sunday’s 20-17 loss to the San Diego Chargers. Yeah, four consecutive runs to Marion Barber didn’t produce a touchdown. But … I blame the performance, not the plan…

Chargers 20, Cowgirls 17: My Top 10 Observations

10. Now you believe me? Norv Turner > Wade Phillips. 9. Safety Gerald Sensabaugh picked a horrible time to have his first terrible game as a Cowboy. It was his oops that led to both Chargers’ touchdowns: Interference at the 1 on a reverse pass set up San Diego’s first touchdown; Badly beaten…

So, Where Was That Crime-Stats Story?

That’s probably what Mayor Tom Leppert and the Dallas City Council are wondering this morning, because, on Friday, Dallas First Assistant City Manager Ryan Evans sent to council a memo warning them that The Dallas Morning News would “against present an article this upcoming weekend critical of an aspect of…

Coming to Downtown, a Most “Unsilent Night”

A very giddy Friend of Unfair Park sends word that, for the first time, downtown Dallas will experience one of composer Phil Kline’s famous “unsilent nights,” a Manhattan ritual since 1992. After the jump is a video New York magazine made during last year’s boombox parade through NYC, but for…

Moves by Texas Rangers at Winter Meetings Has Our Baseball Weenie Harden-ing

Despite the financial restraints stemming from the team’s unresolved ownership situation, Texas Rangers general manager Jon Daniels skillfully inked the most dominant free-agent starter at this week’s Winter Meetings in Indianapolis without adding payroll. By dealing starting pitcher Kevin Millwood to the Baltimore Orioles for relievers Chris Ray and Benjamin…

Tron … Starring Dirk Nowitzki?

Tron Legacy won’t be in theaters till December 17, 2010. But courtesy N. Lamar Street-based Green Grass Studios and its Mavs promo piece, we don’t have to wait to see what that sequel to the ’82 classic might look like if it took place in front of the American Airlines…

The Juice is Loose on AA Flight 614

Too bad we still don’t do our Ask An American Airlines Spokesman bit. Could come in handy on a day like today, which we begin, thanks to one good Friend of Unfair Park, with Dallas consultant Dave Koss’s lengthy tale of an AA flight attendant’s bizarre response to a first-class…

Back Before Editors Reported to Sales Execs

Says this top-rated eBay-er, the photo above comes from The Dallas Morning News newsroom — dunno who it is, dunno when it was taken. I’ve asked Schutze, who started at the rival Dallas Times Herald ’round the time this appears to have been snapped, but he can’t say for sure…

Before OK’ing New Report Card for Superintendent, Trustees Alter Criteria

A couple of weeks ago we noticed that the Dallas Independent School District’s board of trustees was considering a new “Superintendent Evaluation Instrument,” which broke down the criteria into three separate categories: “student achievement,” “sound financial management” and “stakeholder satisfaction.” For the purposes of this particular report card, percentages were…