In Downtown Dallas, a Little L.A. Law

Downtown Dallas denizens might be a little confused by the sign above, which our Patrick Michels found at the intersection of Akard and Main Streets. But fret not, as the Dallas Police Department has not outsourced its prying eyes. Friends of Unfair Park no doubt have a pretty good idea…

I Think I’ll Start Watching Dancing With The Stars

PETA vs. the Pope. Any time a hot, naked chick riles up the religious I’m intrigued. Especially if it’s Joanna Krupa. Who? In theory, there’s supposed to be some sports angle to this. Even, dare I say, a Dallas perspective. Okay, here goes: There are hot chicks and Catholic churches and…

Wade Phillips: Stumbledoofus or Superstar?

Simple: Do you want Wade Phillips back as the head coach of your Dallas Cowboys next season? And beyond? I’ve asked owner Jerry Jones several times in several different ways about Phillips’ job status. The coach’s 3-year contract expires at the end of the season. Jones has an option to extend it,…

Craig Watkins: O.J. Simpson Was Guilty!

Aside from that unsolicited non sequitur intended to illustrate Americans’ lack of faith in the judicial system, Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins’s tête-à-tête with Stephen Colbert last night was notable only for how relatively straight it played. Colbert tried to draw Watkins offside early with a comment about his…

Soldiers of Misfortune: Months Before An Army Psychiatrist Went on a Rampage at Fort Hood, A Texas Army Sergeant Allegedly Murdered Five Troops By Non-hostile Fire in Iraq.

In Sergeant John M. Russell’s chaotic Army world the morning of May 11, the enemy was closing in. For the previous several days at sprawling Camp Liberty outside Baghdad, the big Texan from Sherman had talked of conspiracies, woken up from constant nightmares and broken down in tears, wishing someone…

Unfair Park Goes to Fair Park

Fair Park’s latest additions — which is to say, sculptor David Newton’s recreations of Lawrence Tenney Stevens’s nine-foot-high Contralto and Countertenor statues perched at the ends of the overhauled-for-$12-million Fair Park Esplanade — make their formal debut Sunday, during Fair Park Holiday. (And, look, I’m going to warn you now:…

North Carolina, Meet John Wiley Price

After we watched the county commissioner’s temper tantrum yesterday (again and again and again), Patrick “Buzz” Willliams declared it awfully “bush league.” We talked about how it was like one of those council meetings you see excerpted on newscasts across the country during which the anchor stares at the Teleprompter…