Dear Paul F. Tompkins, Please Come to Dallas

Apparently, somebody — make that quite a few somebodies — wants VH1 talking head and master of the bizarre tweet, Paul F. Tompkins, to come to Dallas. So much so there’s a Facebook group specifically for that purpose. Just today I’ve gotten three e-mails and two suggestions to join the…

NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 9

Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback rating. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings – if I had one of those little encircled R’s to signify a trademarked idea, it’d go here – the…

20/20 to Tackle “The Battle for 4949 Swiss”

Perhaps you recall Lee Hancock’s multiple-part series in The Dallas Morning News in 2006 concerning The Battle for 4949 Swiss; a riveting read for those in need of a refresher. On Friday, the local story goes national: ABC’s 20/20 has prepped a piece on Mary Ellen Bendtsen and asks, as…

Roy or Romo: Who’s At Fault Here?

Roy Williams is the Dallas Cowboys’ third-highest paid player. And their fourth-leading receiver. So I ask you, what the hell is going on here? It may sound like nitpicking on a team that’s won three in a row heading into Sunday night’s showdown against the Eagles, but to win in Philly…

Apparently, It’s Too Wet to Fish the Trinity

Speaking of the Trinity River …Bad news for those expecting to fish the river this week for cash and prizes: We got word from Dallas City Hall late last night that the Trinity Commons Foundation has canceled the Carpe Diem Classic Fishing Tournament and Fun River Paddle, which was on…

Catch a Trinity Standing Wave, and You’re Sittin’ On Top of the World

The city wasn’t kidding around about fast-tracking the Trinity Standing Wave whitewater-maker: Less than two months after the $3-million project resurfaced in a Trinity River Corridor Project Committee presentation, the city council’s gearing up to award the construction contract. That’ll happen on November 9, according to this morning’s sneak peak…

This Just In: Don’t Drink and Drive

If your name is Newy Scruggs, Laura Dean-Mooney or Jesus H. Christ, you have permission to stop reading. The rest of you, I’d like you to think back to the last time you were driving while drunk, schnockered, intoxicated, tipsy, under the influence or, if you prefer, merely buzzed. Last…

Mavs Sweep L.A. Raise Your Hand If You Saw This One Coming.

After attending last Tuesday’s sluggish opener at American Airlines Center, I didn’t exactly think the Dallas Mavericks were a hideous outfit that would miss the playoffs. But I certainly didn’t see them beating the Los Angeles Lakers. Maybe: 1) The Washington Wizards don’t suck. 2) The Mavs don’t either. Hung…

But Who’d Win an Actual Battle of the Bands?

No doubt you’ve already heard (and just pretended you didn’t): Daughtry’s landed the halftime gig at Cowboys Stadium on Thanksgiving Day, the annual kickoff for the Salvation Army’s Red Kettle campaign. Which prompted this locker-room meeting of the musical minds on Friday: Free Reign, meet Daughtry — which, apparently, is…