There Was a Dick Pic on WFAA’s Homepage This Morning (NSFW)

WFAA “share” is a community engagement tool that allows users of the ABC affiliate’s website to upload their photos and videos to potentially be featured on an image carousel on the station’s homepage. Typically it features things like cute pictures of dogs and kids in Cowboys gear or user photos…

Our Favorite Martian: The Year in Glenn Beck

As Unfair Park looks back and counts the many blessings we’ve received in 2014, one thing we’re especially thankful for is that Glenn Beck, dadaist performance artist extraordinaire, chooses to make his home — and film all the programs for his TV network, The Blaze — in the Dallas area…

The Dallas Observer Needs a Web Editor

Because ours is going back to the UK. Which is sad. He is smart and funny and is easily confused by America, and he makes Chartbeat blush. Remember when we sent him to the NRA convention? Or the time he watched the World Cup — that was that one soccer…

The Future of Preston Center Is in Michael Morris’ Hands Now

On Thursday evening in a spacious meeting hall at University Park United Methodist Church, neighborhood leaders and local bureaucrats, led by City Council member Jennifer Staubach Gates, began the process of puzzling over how to solve Preston Road and Northwest Highway. The intersection, choked with traffic and curiously dumpy given…

Preston Center Is Getting a Skybridge, and Maybe a Tom Thumb

Earlier this week, we spent some time examining why Preston Center, the aging shopping center floating on a sea of Park Cities/Preston Hollow riches, sucks so hard. Little did we know that Crow Holdings already had a plan to fix it. With a skybridge. Last December, Crow purchased the old…

A Brief Primer on Why Preston Center Sucks

Anyone who’s attempted to navigate the intersection of Preston and Northwest Highway at rush hour will have had ample opportunity while sitting through multiple cycles of the stop light to contemplate one of North Dallas’ most enduring paradoxes. Here, at the spot where the Park Cities and Preston Hollow converge…

The Lower Greenville Wal-mart Is a Terrible Neighbor

Neighbors never exactly embraced Wal-mart’s plans to build a Neighborhood Market on Lower Greenville. Suspicious of the chain’s ability to integrate into an urban neighborhood, particularly one as fastidious as Lower Greenville, their opposition was close to unanimous, the only variation being in the intensity of their anti-Wal-mart sentiment. Leaders…

The Observer Is Hiring an Editorial Assistant

We have an immediate opening for an editorial assistant. This is a full-time, entry-level position, perfect for a hyper-organized self-starter who can successfully juggle tasks ranging from crafting short blog posts to managing listings to monitoring the provisions in the newsroom beer fridge, all while working independently on long-term projects…