Gordo vs. Nasty? Everything’s a Joke Until the Cops are Called

Got interrupted from The Ticket’s Dunham & Miller this morning by tennis, and phone calls and, well, life. I missed Gordo’s wireless microphone bits, which is rare for me. I also, apparently, missed a fight. A landmark nemesis confrontation. A legit skirmish that’s getting national pub. I’ve met both Nasty Nestor and…

What’s In My Closet? Mavs’ Media Row Edition

Came across this photo of Mavs’ press row (circa 199 … 5?) recently and it made me: 1. Laugh hysterically. 2. Miss Reunion Arena. 3. Realize, “Hey, not a bad pic.” Free subscriptions to the Dallas Observer and Sportatorium for anyone correctly identifying four people. Free use of my ice…

Says Colbert, Ed Young’s “The Sex Preacher”

Intended to post this early, but got otherwise distracted — was too busy answering the age-old question, WWJD? Alas, the delightful Adam McGill has reminded me of something I thought I only hallucinated last night during a midnight-thirty Comedy Central tune-in: Pastor Ed Young, Fellowship Church’s “sexpert” (ewwww), appeared on…

On the Roadshow Again

In an effort to make some of us wonder what treasures we might have in our dry-walled apartments — or perhaps to rub salt in the wounds of those who unsuccessfully submitted their antiques to the appraisers at Dallas Convention Center last summer — PBS is airing the first of…

FANning the Flame

I know. I know. Any station that will have me on – even sparingly, and tucked away on the weekends – has lots of room from improvement, right? Well, 105.3 The Fan just got better. In the coming weeks expect the announcement that The Fan is the new flagship radio…

Dallas Cowboys and The Ticket Divorce

Jeff Catlin just sent Unfair Park a press release proving Richie was right when he predicted the Dallas Cowboys and KTCK-AM (1310, The Ticket) would be parting ways sooner than later. Officially, the deal was up and into its option phase, and Catlin says the Ticket actually opted out of…

Not Breaking News on Russ Martin’s Brief Day in Court

This is why I’m sticking to sports. Because if I show up to, say, a Mavs game or the Super Bowl or a Green-White Scrimmage, the event actually occurs. Not so with Russ Martin’s supposed trial in Fort Worth this morning. The media – myself, a reporter from Dallas’ Only…

BREAKING NEWS: Mark “Friedo” Friedman Leaves The Ticket

Long-time Norm Hitzges sidekick and 1310 AM The Ticket assistant program director Mark Friedman confirms this afternoon that he has left the station to take a similar role with rival sports-talk station 103.3 FM ESPN Radio. Friedman will next week begin his new role as ESPN’s APD and producer for The…

The Clearance Begins at Clear Channel

We’ve tried all morning to get Dallas Clear Channel execs on the phone all morning to discuss layoffs there, which began at 7:30 this morning as expected (and our condolences to the departed, who include someone near and dear to Unfair Park). No luck so far — and I don’t…

SMU Students Need to Pony Up From D.C.

I would not recommend reading SMU’s Daily Mustang for your inauguration coverage. The university sent “a group of SMU communications and journalism students” to D.C. to cover the inauguration. Said last week’s media release, “They will have an up-close view of the Presidential Inauguration.” Um. Um. This is the most…

The Ticket Now Seeing Stars

Tuned into KTCK-AM (1310) this a.m. for its “big station announcement,” which, all things considered, was relatively enormous after all: The station is “the new radio flagship home for Dallas Stars hockey for the next five seasons,” said morning-show co-host Craig Miller. The deal starts next season and runs through…

Happy Birthday! The Top 10 Things I Miss About The Ticket

Just because I’m dabbling on 105.3 The Fan doesn’t mean I’m going to neglect or be conflicted about my sports media duties. Not at all. In fact, just this morning I was driving the kid to school and listening to “Muse in the News” on 1310 AM The Ticket’s Dunham & Miller Show when it…

Coming Feb. 1: The Dallas/Fort Worth Morning Star-Telegram

Known it for a while, but yesterday the head honchos at our two local dailies made it official: Beginning next month the newspaper sports war competition is over. The former rivals are now shaking hands, sharing headlines. It’s happening all over the place, with even super powers like the Washington…

McGarry/Bush

KXAS-Channel 5 has wisely — nay, brilliantly — posted the entirety of Jane McGarry’s sit-down with President Bush. You know how sometimes, 10 minutes isn’t long enough? This is one of those times. A question, though: What is she saying at the start of the video? And what does it…

105.3 The Fan: Shamless Self-Promotion Time

As we speak, 105.3 The Fan is in the middle of a 30-day negotiating period with the Cowboys to steal the team away from 1310 AM The Ticket and become Dallas’ official flagship station. The new sports-talk station has also hired Dallas’ Only Daily columnist Tim Cowlishaw for a regular role…

Is Your News Worth a Dollar a Day?

A.H. Belo hopes you think so, because The Dallas Morning News just posted the following notice: Starting Feb. 9, The Dallas Morning News will increase the newsstand price of its Monday-through-Saturday newspapers to one dollar from the current level of 75 cents. The News attributed the price hike to continued…

Russ Martin Gives $30,000 to Fallen Officer’s Wife

Say what you will about Russ Martin – and, believe me, I’ve said a lot – the guy deserves credit for keeping his Listeners Foundation up and running even though his gig at Live 105.3 got axed. In keeping with a promise he made upon establishing the foundation after 9/11,…