Liam Roybal, Just Blame Gordon Keith

Yesterday — thanks to Gordon Keith, thanks to Midwest Sports Fans, thanks to Deadspin, geez — we met Lil’ Ron Washington, otherwise known as Liam Roybal of Keller, poor feller. Turns out, the 7-year-old had no intention whatsoever of going as the Rangers’ skipper’s Mini-Me for Halloween. He was just…

BREAKING NEWS: Josh Lewin Hired as 105.3 The Fan Juggles Lineup

​Well, that didn’t take long. Less than a month after his nine-year relationship with the Texas Rangers ended, Josh Lewin has been hired by 105.3 The Fan to host a midday sports talk show. Lewin will debut in the 11 a.m.-2 p.m. time slot Monday, November 1 as The Fan unveils…

Tom Leppert Gets Texas Tribuned

–>–>First thing Wednesday morning down in Austin, Mayor Tom Leppert visited with Texas Tribune editor Evan Smith about a whole host of subjects — among them, right off the bat, why Leppert endorsed Gov. Rick Perry earlier this month, despite the fact his is supposed to be a nonpartisan position…

Tour Tomorrow’s Parkland Hospital Today!

Couldn’t make the new Parkland groundbreaking this morning, during which conceptual renderings of the $1.27-billion facility were debuted to press and public. But a note that just landed in the Unfair Park in-box from Parkland CEO Ron Anderson, which you can read here in full, reminds me: The new Parkland…

Let’s Get High With Newy Scruggs

I felt like I was watching Dazed and Confused last night — though, to be honest, the whole Tim Lincecum-as-Mitch Kramer meme’s been around for a good long while, well before The Wall Street Journal asked Wiley Wiggins about it during Giants-Braves. And speaking of pot — well, I was…

“The Old Rangers Are Gone.”

That quote, from Texas Rangers owner Chuck Greenberg, is the theme of this morning’s World Series round-up.It comes from an interview in USA Today concerning the prospects of keeping Cliff Lee, which doesn’t sound like the impossibility others have made it out to be; says Lee, beating the San Francisco…

Josh Hamilton, the Return of the Comet?

So writes George Vecsey this morning in The New York Times — referring, of course, to The Commerce Comet himself, Mickey Mantle. Insists the sports scribe, of the myriad comparisons made in recent days — Barry Bonds and Ken Griffey Jr. chief among them, per vanquished Yankees manager Joe Girardi…

How Did Bob Guccione End Up in Plano?

That, surely, is the question on your mind after reading of the 79-year-old Penthouse founder’s death at the Plano Specialty Hospital yesterday, following a years-long battle with lung cancer. The answer is simple, says one New Jersey attorney representing some of the myriad creditors in an ongoing Chapter 7 case…

For Now, At Least, a Fairytale of New York

Sums up George A. King III in this morning’s New York Post: “The Yankees arrived last night deep in the heart of Texas with a pulse. Faint, for sure, but enough of a beat that the ALCS stethoscope detected it. Can the pump tick long enough to get the Yankees…

Hard Times in New York Town

Writes Mike Lupica in this morning’s New York Daily News: “So it has come to this for the Yankees, after the Texas Rangers threw them down another flight of stairs, trying to throw them all the way out to 161st St., all the way into next season. It has come…