DPD Wants You

On Friday we showed you the Bedford Police Department’s recruitment video — seems only fair, then, to post today the Dallas Police Department’s help-wanted ad, posted this morning to YouTube. Among the endless advancement opportunities: You get to ride bikes, ride horses, wear dreads and buy drugs. Where do I…

The Crash That Took Me

Maybe you read a little something about a Dallas County sheriff’s deputy’s patrol car getting a love tap Tuesday night from a drunk driver. Happened around 8 p.m. on State Highway 310, just north of Interstate 20. Thankfully, the Associated Press is distributing, courtesy the Dallas County Sheriff’s Department, a…

A Dallas Coke Smuggler’s Blues

Adrian Estaban Sanchez Heredia After the jump, a media release from the U.S. Attorney’s Office — this one, involving today’s guilty plea of 49-year-old Adrian Estaban Sanchez Heredia, a cocaine trafficker who smuggled the drugs from Mexico to Dallas via Laredo. As in: In documents filed in Court, Heredia admitted…

Nah, Think I’ll Leave My Laptop on the Passenger Seat Tonight

After the jump, an e-mail from Sergeant Walter Clifton of the DPD’s Central Patrol Division concerning a rash of car break-ins ’round the Lower Greenville area — and, hey, just in time for the St. Patrick’s Day Parade this weekend. Though, spoiler alert, this opening paragraph may provide some clues…

Dallas Man Sells Phony Property But Gets Real Prison Time

This, of course, is not Charles Cooper Burgess, who clearly came in last using the good leads Today comes word that U.S. District Judge Barbara M.G. Lynn had some not very nice things to say about 52-year-old Charles Cooper Burgess. Like, oh, he’s a “slick talker.” And a “con and…

Pay Up or Get Rounded Up

A Friend of Unfair Park who’s looking to do you a solid points our attention to this missive from the City of Dallas — a little something about the 2008 Statewide Warrant Roundup. As in, “Beginning Feb.16, officers will arrest people with outstanding warrants pending before their respective municipal courts.”…

Bill Hill Goes Both Ways. Again.

Former Dallas County District Attorney Bill Hill, now in the defending bidness Not that I would pimp my former boss for my current one, but my old colleague and pal John Council at Texas Lawyer brings word that ex-Dallas County District Attorney Bill Hill has risen from the politically expired,…

A Short Street, Yes, But a Long List of Criminal Activity

View Larger Map For such a short, pleasant-looking street, Chapel Creek Drive — off Webb Chapel Road, just south of Walnut Hill Lane — has a fairly lengthy list of criminal activity, according to this morning’s Daily Crime Report. Since Thursday alone, the Dallas police have been called to six…

McRat Gets McSettled

Just got off the phone with the attorney for Chrissy Haley, the wife of former Dallas Cowboys assistant coach Todd Haley who, in 2006, found a rat in her Southlake McDonald’s salad. Seems her case against the grotesque golden arches won’t be going to trial this month after all. “All…

Wagman the Dog: Or, Enron Did It!

In May 2000, Brent Wagman pleaded guilty to one count of securities fraud — something to do with his pocketing $30 million in worthless high interest corporate notes sold to retirees and other elderly folks across the U.S. and A. Wagman ran several companies out of a Dallas office, among…

Chicken Legs and All

At around 11 a.m. yesterday, Dallas police were called to the 2100 block of Hickory Street. Why? Funny I should ask. From the Daily Crime Report, quickly becoming the day’s must-read missive, this assault: “SUSP HIT COMPL IN THE BACK WITH CHICKEN LEG, COMPL FELT OFFENDED.” Or, as we call…

Waiting for Death

Karl Chamberlain is awaiting execution for the 1991 rape and murder of a 30-year-old Dallas woman. The Santa Fe Reporter this morning has a story about Karl Chamberlain — a New Mexico man awaiting execution in Texas for the 1991 rape and murder of a 30-year-old Dallas woman. According to…

Not Ready for Crime Time

Every day I get an e-mail from Daily Crime Report for my neighborhood, otherwise known as Northwest Division Sector 530. Here’s the most recent one, which includes plenty of burglarized vehicles and homes, several aggravated assaults and acts of “criminal mischief,” an “unexplained death” and this gem: “Unknown suspect tried…

Storage Fees

Scott Henson, our pal dishing out Grits for Breakfast, points out this Dallas Morning News story from yesterday, about $9-mil-plus being spent on overtime pay at the Dallas County jails, and wonders if that ain’t just the tip of the penal iceberg. After all, Henson asks, what happens in February…

A Nice Meal’s Nice, But, C’mon

Shortly before Charles Chatman was freed from prison last week, after becoming the 15th Dallas County man exonerated by DNA evidence since 2001, State District Court Judge John Creuzot treated him to a T-bone steak — after teaching Chatman how to use the knife he’d been denied in prison. In…

Holy Conflict of Interest! (Maybe?)

Yesterday, The Dallas Morning News reported that the Dallas Police Department and the University of North Texas are teaming up to create a crime-fighting institute. According to the story, the goal of the institute is to “train the next generation of Police Department leaders” by helping them get college degrees,…

Pantera Producer Far Beyond Furious After House Burglarized

Sterling Winfield Sterling Winfield’s a producer and engineer best known for having produced albums by Pantera (the band’s adios, Reinventing The Steel) and the post-Pantera projects Damageplan and Hellyeah. (Says his Nomad Studios bio, he’s also “worked and toured with” everyone from Metallica to the Foo Fighters to the Fugees.)…

Charles Chatman, Out to Help

In story after story this morning, Charles Chatman has said the same thing: People will know my story. Surely, you know it by now: The 47-year-old Chatman, sentenced to prison in 1981 years ago for aggravated rape, yesterday became the 15th wrongfully convicted prisoner in Dallas County to be exonerated…

Dallas Police Department Discovers the World Wide Interwebs

Whilst tending to the morning YouTube sweep, I stumbled across surveillance-camera footage shot at a 7-Eleven at 9820 Walnut Street, taken just before the store was robbed by two men. The video was posted by the Dallas Police Department, and it marks the department’s debut on the YouTubes. “We are…