Dallas 2014 Mosquito Plan Lazily Defends Controversial Adulticide

Dallas thinks it’s really great that some of you people are interested in environmental bullshit. That’s the clear message we’re getting from the city’s 2014 Mosquito Plan, a report that makes a few lazy attempts to appease the environmental folks who have argued that Dallas’ current mosquito-killing methods are bad…

Retailers Turn to Greg Abbott in Fight Against Plastic Bag Bans

The best argument against plastic bag bans like the one Dallas is set to consider very soon is that they’re not really worth the energy. Plastic sacks make up a relatively small fraction of the waste stream, hardly enough to justify inconveniencing shoppers or retailers. It’s not a particularly good…

San Antonio Wants To Mock Dallas’ Death-River. How Cute.

Two days ago, Mark Cuban took time out of his busy schedule to acknowledge the existence of San Antonio and its “muddy ugly-ass River Walk.” The proper response would have a polite curtsy, if not gushing praise, from San Antonio, thanking Cuban for deigning to mention their humble burg and…

Texas Is Mulling a Ban on Pouring Gasoline into Rattlesnake Burrows

At some unknown point in the not-too-distant past, after the advent of the internal combustion engine, human beings discovered that pouring volatile chemicals into underground burrows made it much, much easier to hunt rattlesnakes and other critters. The practice, aptly called “gassing,” caught on and has been in use in…

Texas Sure Seems Hellbent on Killing Off the Endangered Prairie Chicken

Should libtards keep giving government handouts to species that can’t acclimate to Texas’ business-friendly atmosphere? Take prairie chickens. They once roamed Texas’ prairies and are known for an awesome mating ritual that includes a funny little dance and a “strange, booming sound across a sea of grasses.” Those prairies are…