Who Needs Electricity On Such a Lovely Day?

I don’t trust that Oncor power-outage map — mostly because it doesn’t show operating-on-emergency-back-ups Unfair Park HQ on the in-the-dark list, or maybe we’re just the unlucky 26 sans juice in Dallas. (Says 1,088 are sweating it out in Fort Worth.) Course, it could be worse: We could be living…

YMCA Miami-Dallas Wager Worth Your Time

Several Friends of Unfair Park have sent a heads-up about a particular wager over Mavs-Heat — no, not the governors’ cheapskate bet, but this what-the pitting Bishop Kevin Farrell of the Diocese of Dallas against Archbishop of Miami Thomas Wenski. Stone crabs and cigars, tortillas and pecan pie — now…