The 10 Worst Sports Celebrations in the History of Sports

Dear LeBron James, Just ask, and I’m sure Dancing With The Stars will have you on their ridiculously cheesy show next season. I’m sure millions of potato-chip snackin’ housewives would be fixated on your every silly, pre-fabricated step. But as a basketball fan, I demand you immediately cease and desist with your…

Is Victory Park Verschraubt?

A little while ago, a Friend of Unfair Park forwarded along a piece from the Deutschland version of Financial Times detailing the potentially big trouble brewing at Victory Park, where, it appears, Hillwood is in danger of defaulting on a $185 million loan. Steve Brown has more or less rewritten…

Why Corporate America Loves Dallas

The short film below, posted to YouTube by Frank Librio at Dallas City Hall, isn’t actually a city-made production. Rather, Librio tells Unfair Park, Destination Dallas is a Quin Matthews Films production made for the Dallas Citizens Council, which touted corporate relocations to the city during a recent power luncheon…

BREAKING NEWS: Mavs Staying on ESPN Radio Through 2013

A little radio industry birdie just chirped to me that the Dallas Mavericks and 103.3 ESPN have reached an agreement keeping the team in place through 2013. The Mavs would’ve become radio free agents after the current deal expired on April 1, but the sides finalized a new four-year contract on Monday…

Cowboys’ Draft Haul Up to 11 Picks

More good news for Cowboys fans this morning comes courtesy of Julius Jones and Jacques Reeves. Remember them? Because the former Cowboys left via free agency and played kinda decent, the NFL has awarded Dallas compensatory picks in the fifth and sixth rounds in next month’s draft. The Cowboys, thanks…

How to Cycle in Dallas Without Getting Runned Over, An Eight-Part Video Series

YouTube’r “pmichaelsummer” has tips, many tips for folks looking to bike Dallas without getting smooshed by speeding cars. Hence, this page of “vehicular cycling techniques” from such hotspots as Lemmon-McKinney, East Dallas, Deep Ellum and elsewhere. The following one’s a significantly abbreviated version of a longer downtown trek, culminating with…

From America’s Team to Anonymity’s Team

The Dallas Cowboys and their new $1 billion stadium don’t have a corporate naming partner. (My idea looks better by the day.) Or, for that matter, an exclusive date with a TV network for the sparkling joint’s NFL debut. To which I say, fantastic! Let me repeat the off-season mantra I’ve encouraged…

Like Quadrophenia, But Different

As promised yesterday, here are Danny Hurley’s photos snapped during his weekend ridealong with Rockers vs Mods. Which reminds me: I haven’t seen this in way too long. Soon as I finish watching all these danged AFI Dallas movies …..

The Dallas Stars: Rest In Pieces

Give the Dallas Stars credit for being spunky and resilient and stubbornly fun to watch. But the season’s over, right? To me it ended Saturday in San Jose. Not just with the 5-2 loss to the Sharks, but more so with another major injury. This one to Brad Richards, who…