Michael Phelps = Jeff Spicoli

Toldja Michael Phelps wasn’t perfect. Well, didn’t I? Actually, I warned that he was overrated. But still. In other news, Richie Whitt = Jeff Spicoli as well. …

Are You Too a “Bewildered and Angry Flier”?

The Wall Street Journal this morning examines airlines’ inconsistently, almost arbitrarily enforced rules and regulations — you know, the kind that result in “bewildered and angry fliers.” As a prime example, the paper checks in with a frequent flier who found himself subject to the whims of an American Airlines…

Lucille Hester: Half the Truth is a Total Lie

As Bob Hayes’ entangled family tree goes under the microscope and as the newspaper that for years has thrust Lucille Hester out front finally joins the investigation into the validity of her branch, one thing – and one thing only – has become clear: The world’s fastest human is quickly turning over…

“Bravo to the Daring Dallasites!”

Work precluded me from listening to today’s Think on KERA-FM (90.1), which I swear I’ll listen to one of these days. So until the local NPR affiliate posts its podcast, I’ll just have to take Wonkette’s word that New Yorker film critic David Denby, Think-ing today in Dallas whilst pimpingpromoting…

For All You Citizens of and Visitors to Dallas

As we drove past the Dallas Center for the Performing Arts this weekend, the missus wondered what, exactly, the area was supposed to look like once the five-acre Woodall Rogers Park was finished. (Utility work started at the end of the month, though groundbreaking’s a ways off.) This illustration from…

The Hottest Male Athletes According to Females

Second in a very sporadic, yet nonetheless fascinating series by Dallas Observer staff writers Merritt Martin/Megan Feldman. Ladies, as always, mi casa es su casa … You’ve been waiting haven’t you? We knew you wanted it, but c’mon, we had to make you yearn. It was a tease, all in…

Robert Riggs Has a New Gig

Bobby Goldstein Productions is best known as the company behind the TV series Cheaters. Robert Riggs is best known as the ace TV investigative reporter who, in March 2008, was among those at KTVT-Channel 11 inexplicably laid off during a round of CBS-mandated downsizing. Both Bobs turn up in this…

BREAKING NEWS: Bob Hayes and the Hall of Fraud

Or, as the old Florida A&M college buddy and former business manager of newly minted Pro Football Hall of Fame member Bob Hayes says of Lucille Hester: “She’s a fake. A total perpetrator. She’s hoodwinked the Dallas Cowboys, the NFL, the Hall of Fame and the national media. But she isn’t…

R.I.P., Temo

That picture you see here is from my 1983 Thomas Jefferson High School Document yearbook. It’s of a guy named Tim Watson — or Temo, as most knew him throughout much of his life. Figured I’d share it, since Tim happens to be the subject of Jeff Liles’s Echoes and…