SMU Economics Prof Ravi Batra Says You Need a Bailout, Not Your Bank

After the jump, SMU professor of economics and prophet Ravi Batra’s five-point plan for fixing the U.S.’s busted economy. No doubt, the sixth point of that plan involves writing books about the busted economy, then sending out press releases promoting one of those books exactly two years after its publication…

Bush’s “After-Life” in Dallas

Guess we’d best get used to it — probably gonna need to come up with a “The Bush is Back” category or somesuch. Till then, though, this sneak peek at the soon-to-be-ex-president’s plans for his return to Dallas at the end of the month:President George W. Bush’s “after-life,” as Laura…

Toldja the Cowboys Should’ve Hired Norv Turner

A week into the healing process, how are your wounds? Mine are as raw and nasty as today’s weather. Had lots of Cowboys-related thoughts while examining Dallas’ autopsy and consuming Wild Card Weekend. Like: *Special teams coach Bruce Read was fired. Better late than never, I guess. *Jason Garrett and Ray…

In Dallas, Too Much Office Space

Malls are lacking tenants; so too are offices. And, says this morning’s New York Times, it’s going to get worse — even in a market like Dallas, “which had been shielded from the economic downturn until recently by skyrocketing oil prices and expanding energy businesses.” One real-estater quoted in the…

Some Appealing Morning Items

See what I did there? “Appealing”? As in, the City of Dallas, still trying to get its hands on the Neches River water, is sending attorneys to New Orleans this week — luckies. Specifically, the barristers will be setting up shop in the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals (there ya…

See, This Is Why We We’ve Stopped Leaving the House Altogether

City Hall clearly didn’t want a repeat of the Texas-OU towing fiasco, which is why it had extra parking enforcement officials out and about Fair Park today for the Cotton Bowl adios. After the jump, the city’s media release documenting the 10 citations doled out to folks directing game-goers into…

Sounds Like a Bloody Good Time

A good Friend of Unfair Park shot me a photo this week of an SUV parked in Lakewood sporting an advertisement for www.MenarcheParty.com, which helps you “Celebrate Girlhood to Womanhood.” Which, of course, sent me directly to the Web site, to which the missus responded with a bemused, albeit slightly…

Wow, Is It Already Time to Renew the Juvenile Curfew Ordinance?

Newcomers (and everyone else, let’s face it) probably don’t recall that when the Dallas City Council passed the Juvenile Curfew Ordinance in 1991, it was a long, contentious process that wound up in court, courtesy some teenagers’ folks who thought keeping 17-and-unders off the city streets after 11 p.m. was…

Bowling for Morning Items

Some random notes with which to start your final day of winter vacay. Last night I briefly toyed with the idea of attending the final Cotton Bowl to be held at the actual Cotton Bowl, but an anticipated record crowd of 88,175 — what you get when you combine a…

And Then There’s Maude

Meet the new year, same as the old year — at least when it comes to a certain resident of the Dallas Zoo. I so totally meant to make it out to the zoo this morning for the 11 a.m. Concerned Citizens for Jenny press conference (no kidding, 11 a.m.),…

A Bad Memory and Lead Foot Leads to a Night in Jail

I didn’t believe I was going to jail—actual jail—until the door to the women’s holding tank in the Denton City Jail shut behind me and I stood there facing a room lined with slim metal bunks, two occupied by my cellmates. I sat down on an empty bunk, clutching the…

Don’t Blow It|Cookie Monsters|Our Bad|Risky Business

“Sweating Equity,” by Jim Schutze, December 11 Don’t Blow It Jim Schutze’s question in the December 11-17 issue is a valid one: “Why is Commissioner John Wiley Price trying to sandbag a big business venture that has such clear benefit to his own constituency?” The Allen Group appears to be…

Buzz Reviews the News of 2008: Yes. It Was All Bad.

Buzz’s mother had three essential life lessons she attempted to impart to her son: 1) Shut up; 2) Show some respect; and 3) God help you if I ever catch you hanging around that pool hall. Despite her best efforts, delivered with the loving strokes of a left hook that…