Topdog/Underdog Could Be Your Way Back Into Dallas Theater

Local actors Christopher Dontrell Piper and David Jeremiah in Topdog/Underdog Theater in this town has never been better. So why are there so many empty seats? Tickets are reasonable—about $10 for most shows, with free parking at most theaters. Many companies, including Kitchen Dog and Theatre Three, even offer “pay…

Jon Stewart Gets a Good Energy From T. Boone Pickens

As promised, the Dallas billionaire was on The Daily Show last night promoting his book and his plan. About halfway through the interview concerning Pickens’ desire to get America’s trucks running on natural gas sooner than later, Jon Stewart fell in love. And a May-December bromance begins. –Robert Wilonsky…

DISD Just Can’t Get Numbers Right

Numbers game: Ooo, looky here. In Buzz’s hands we have a copy of an investigation report from Dallas Independent School District’s Office of Professional Responsibility. It’s labeled “highly confidential,” and it’s about how some ne’er-do-wells at DISD submitted false Social Security numbers to a state agency—fake numbers for foreign nationals,…

Sean Avery, In Vogue

They call him “faggot.” They call him “idiot.” They call him “agitator.” They call him, simply, “the most hated man in hockey.” And how does Sean Avery respond? With a shrug. “I laugh it off…doesn’t faze me,” he says. “If you’re going to dish it out you’ve got to be…

Sexy Things|Cough, Cough

“Pole Position,” by Megan Feldman, November 6 Sexy Things I am reading your story on pole dancing, and while I may not go out and learn to dance around a pole, I am happy that women are becoming more aware of sexuality. Feminists made us believe that in order to…

Doctored Docs

Juan Narvaez was working as a sheetrock framer for Greater Metroplex Interiors near Dallas when he said he injured his back on August 29, 2003, at work, while lifting a heavy metal stud. Texas Mutual disputed the claim, saying that his back problem was a pre-existing condition and not work-related…

Plausible Deniability

Just how well the workers’ comp system is working in Texas remains something of a mystery. While Amy Lee, director of the state’s Workers’ Compensation Research and Evaluation Group, can churn out report after report on initial denial rates—they have been increasing and were at 41 percent in 2004 among…

Dallas’ Letot Center Helps to Stop the Sex Trade

The girl was 16 by the time she arrived at the Letot Center in Northwest Dallas, and already she had given birth to a child, spent nights sleeping in vacant lots and worked as a prostitute. Sending her home was not the answer. Home is where her mentally ill, crack-addled…

From Texas Death Row, a Blog

Rogelio Reyes Cannady A week from today, 36-year-old Rogelio Reyes Cannady will be dead. That’s the Texas Department of Criminal Justice’s plan, anyway: Cannady is scheduled to be executed on November 19 for murdering his cellmate in October 1993. Cannady, once a waiter, was in prison in ’93 serving out…

T. Boone Breaks Like the Wind

At this very moment T. Boone Pickens is in New York City, where today he reiterated to reporters at a Forbes-sponsored energy confab that he’s tapping the brakes on his wind farm in the Texas Panhandle. But he insisted the slowdown on the $10-billion project has nothing to do with…

“Sexy vs Skanky.” Heh.

Turns out Jessica Simpson may be the Dallas Cowboys’ Yoko Romo after all. Consider: Dallas has gone 9-7 since she made her Thanksgiving game debut last season, lost to the Giants in the first round of the ’07 playoffs, and watched Tony Romo turn so-so just before he was relegated…

Dallas Cowboys Are No. 1! At Least in Something.

Haven’t seen this much. In the stands or in the end zone. According to a missive I received recently from the NFL’s shopping center, the Cowboys will kill the Redskins on Sunday. In merchandise sales, that is. From April 1 to Oct. 15 of this year, the Cowboys were –…

Ex-DISD Official Ruben Bohuchot Gets 11 Years In Prison

Ruben Bohuchot Allen Gwinn just texted me with today’s news: Ruben Bohuchot, the former Dallas Independent School District associate superintendent for technology indicted last year and convicted in July for screwing the district out of millions, was just sentenced in federal court. Writes Allen, U.S. District Judge Sam Lindsay has…

Russ Martin to Prosecutors: “No Deal!”

Cavalier as ever. Live 105.3 talk-show host Russ Martin is so convinced the charges stemming from his July 18 arrest won’t stick that this week he turned down a slap-on-the-wrist plea bargain from Tarrant County prosecutors. According to a jurisprudence source, Martin snubbed an offer of a reduced charge –…

Franki’s Say Relax

Late yesterday a Friend of Unfair Park lamenting the loss of Brothers Chicken sent me an e-mail bearing potentially catastrophic news for lovers of Ćevapčići or chicken paprikash: Franki’s Little Europe in Casa Linda Plaza is closed. Another Friend confirmed last night that there was indeed a note on the…

At Least No. 3’s Kinda Funny

Sam, you forgot to pour this into your pot: Terrell Owens presenting the Top Ten list on the Late Show with David Letterman last night. Little T is not amused. –Robert Wilonsky…