Moral to the Story: Don’t Drink and Jive

Guess Pacman wasn’t Jesus after all. Hmm, imagine that. You may never forgive Pacman Jones. But, listening to the tone of the Cowboys yesterday, he may be easy to forget. Said head coach Wade Phillips, “He’s gone.” While Pacman considers checking into an alcohol treatment facility in town – conjuring…

Look, We’re Just Vulcan Around

Defamer’s already had some separated-at-birth giggles with the latest Entertainment Weekly cover, a Star Trek movie preview featuring J.J. Abrams’ 2.0 versions of Captain James T. Kirk (Chris Pine) and Mr. Spock (Zachary Quinto). But, really, Katie Holmes? Seriously, we think we can do better. And you probably know where…

Feeling Gassy!

Frankly, the “today’s member” part of the sign had us laughing for, like, two minutes. A Friend of Unfair Park sends this from the Costco in Lewisville, where gas is well below the local average, which is $2.93 for a gallon of plain ol’ regular, says AAA. But the most…

How Swede It Is

One-hit wonder? Or another lethal weapon in the Stars’ arsenal? Stay tuned. While America’s “hockey moms” were likely learning about Joe the Plumber last night, Dallas’ hockey fans were introduced to Fabian Brunnstrom. How’s this for a lid-lifter? In his first NHL game, the Swedish winger scored three goals in…

Yeah, About the Meridian Room? It’s Reopening Next Month.

Turns out those Meridian Room obits last month were a tad premature. Unfair Park spoke with Mike Smith last night, and the former Meridian Room owner confirms that the Expo Park eatery-drinkery will indeed reopen at the beginning of November — under new management. Indeed, the paperwork’s being completed this…

McCain and Obama, As Seen Against the Book Depository Wall

Patrick Michels Dick the Editor makes way for Joe the Plumber. Plenty of debate watch parties sprung up around Dallas last night, but one of the most intriguing was the one at the Sixth Floor Museum at Dealey Plaza — the museum built around on the spot where Oswald took…

The Cowboys’ Pacman Jones May Be Suspended, But He Needs to Be Gone for Good

How’s this for a scary thought? Pacman Jones isn’t the Dallas Cowboys’ biggest problem. But, hey, you gotta start somewhere. Though owner Jerry Jones dismissed any disciplinary action in downplaying Pacman’s latest transgression, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell on Tuesday suspended the nefarious cornerback at least four games. It’s a start…

Border Town

For as long as most people can remember, the news out of the Texas borderlands has been anything but quaint—reporters and cops gunned down by cartel hit men, warring rivals beheaded, migrants dying in the desert and political fights over how to stop them from crossing. Public discussion about the…

Sentimental Journey

Sentimental journey: So it’s damn the petitions, full speed ahead with City Hall’s plan to spend a half-billion dollars to build a convention center hotel. Nearly 60,000 people signed petitions calling for a public vote, but the city intends to sell bonds for the project in January, though the earliest…

Nobody Knows What They’re Doing|Kidd Is done, You Betcha

“Blackboard Jungle,” by Jim Schutze and Robert Wilonsky, October 9 Nobody Knows What They’re Doing My God! I left DISD a year and a half ago to work for a district in the suburbs, and I have never looked back. The waste and outright fraud I witnessed was sickening. When…

The Giving Tree: Dallas Urban Forest Chair Gets Bush Volunteer Award

Steve Houser’s the chair of the Dallas Urban Forest Advisory Committee, as well as the founder and former president of the Dallas Historic Tree Coalition, which is “a local citizens’ group advocating protection and preservation of irreplaceable trees in urban landscapes.” In other words, the dude’s a tree-hugger — as…

News Publishes DISD’s RIF List

Brandon Thibodeaux Kent Fischer at The Dallas Morning News writes that late yesterday, he received “a copy of a document titled ‘RIF worksheet’ dated 10/14 at 8 a.m.” The district, of course, was to begin its layoffs today, but pushed back the so-called reduction in workforce till tomorrow — creating…

Greg Williams Muzzled by ESPN Radio’s Hardball

Ssh! Can you hear Greggo? Me neither. First off, congrats to ESPN Radio for being nominated for a 2008 Marconi Award. Last month in Austin it was honored by the National Association of Broadcasters as one of five finalists for Sports Station of the Year. (Curiously, The Ticket won the…

A Fountain of Genius

Ben Fountain First Texas Monthly calls him the next big thing, and now the New Yorker’s Malcolm Gladwell (of Blink and Tipping Point fame) is calling Best of Dallas novelist Ben Fountain a new kind of genius. Some geniuses are born more or less fully formed, Gladwell writes, and others,…