Mark Cuban: What Bailout?

Yesterday, the Blog Maverick hisself posted a Q&A concerning the “Botox Bailout,” in which Mark Cuban offers his thoughts on the pig currently applying its lipstick in the House of Representatives. Among them: “The bankers who got us into this mess got a reprieve and a few of their jobs…

Dallas, We Have a New Corn Dog Eating Champion. So Proud.

If nothing else, corny dog challenger Warren Street was able to keep his lunch down. (Patrick Michels) One of the great disputed records in sports was laid to rest Sunday afternoon at the State Fair of Texas, as last year’s corn dog-eating co-champions faced off against a dozen challengers in…

Getting Some Ed Rest, or: How Ya Feeling, Uncle Barky?

As Uncle Barky’s site has remained relatively mum since news of his “procedure” last week — save for his Paul Newman obit on Saturday — several Friends of Unfair Park have asked about Ed’s health status. So, this brief update, as the Dean of TV Criticism isn’t one for hogging…

BREAKING NEWS: Russ Martin Charged With Three-Count Misdemeanor

Charged with misdemeanors. But not indicted with a felony. Got it? Acting on an educated hunch, I made a call this afternoon to Tarrant County Assistant District Attorney David Hagerman. Sure enough, he confirms that a grand jury on Thursday returned a three-count, Class A misdemeanor complaint against Live 105.3…

Gilding the Lily at Oscar de la Renta

Courtney Clenney After the jump, Intern Courtney’s recap of her visit to Oscar de la Renta in NorthPark Center yesterday, where Tatiana Boncompagni Hoover signed copies of her novel Gilding Lily. But among the photos Courtney returned with was this one of Lisa Garza, the not-Next Food Network Star, who’s…

Not Schadenfreude, Swear. Really, Just Something to Chew On.

Two days before Washington Mutual became the biggest bank failure in U.S. history, board member Tom Leppert received more than 2,000 shares of WaMu stock, increasing his holdings to more than 21,000 shares. The price listed on the SEC filing — from yesterday — of $3.20 per share valued his…

USA Today and GMA Put One Richardson Family on a Budget

Meet the Pivnicks of Richardson. Sounds like an ABC sitcom, actually. USA Today and Good Morning America Weekend found two families willing to take part in their joint Frugal Family Challenge — and, of course, one of those families is local (and, so happens, the husband works for a Gannett-owned…

Sir, There’s Only One Marco’s Pizza

Technically, the 52-year-old pizzeria in Preston Royal (and, now, Plano) is called Pizza by Marco, but ever since he was a boy, my dad’s called it “Marco’s Pizza” — and I’ve called Marco’s Pizza about twice a month since I was a boy, thank you very much. So happens, though,…

This Doesn’t Sound Familiar At All

A Friend of Unfair Park who teaches government and history in a school district not named “DISD” sends along this article from Milwaukee. Can’t imagine why. –Robert Wilonsky…

Dripping with Optimism

Oh say can you see, how charitable this guy is? You: “The media only reports the bad news.” Me: “Guilty.” Well, not only the bad news. But I do admit that we, the media, tend to magnify the drunk athlete and shrug off the charitable one. Why? Great question. We’d…

Bob Dylan Is My Banker

Dallas Fed prez Richard Fisher Last night, Richard Fisher, president and chief executive officer of the Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas, spoke in New York City. The subject of his speech: “Responding to Turbulence,” which, surprisingly, was not subtitled, “Everybody must get stoned.” If nothing else, Fisher once more proves…

I’ll Admit, This Item has Zero to do with Sports

This, come to find out, is called The Peach Gobbler. I’ll never eat fruit the same again. Was doing “research” this morning for a possible blog item. One of these days I’m going to rank the hottest women in Dallas TV sports, or maybe just Dallas TV overall. (Suggestion box…

At DISD Board Meeting, Hinojosa Recommends Cutting … Everything

To deal with the projected $84 million budget shortfall the district is facing, superintendent Michael Hinojosa just laid out what he called “prudent, fiscally responsible, feasible” solutions that are “doable right now.” To which he added, “Despite that, they will be painful.” His solutions, however, total only $77 million. He…

Once More, Live from 3700 Ross

Until the feed goes down, you can watch the DISD board of trustees meeting, which just began. Superintendent Michael Hinojosa has just begun discussing “the process” whereby the district will find its missing millions. “It’s not quite finished,” he said, but that “brings us to the end.” Recommendations are forthcoming…

Courtesy Hurricane Ike, Now You Seafood, Now You Don’t

Hurricane Ike has decimated the Gulf Coast’s seafood industry, which will come as no surprise to anyone who’s tried to order an oyster in recent days. Fisherman have been left jobless; distributors have been left without stock; and restaurants are stuck trying to find seafood from faraway places. And it…

From a Civil Rights Icon, Via the BBC, the WTF of the Day

But, seriously, who’ll be his running mate? Randy Galloway? The BBC News blog Talking America today has an interview with James Meredith, the first black student ever to enroll in the University of Mississippi back in 1962. The reason for the interview is that Ole Miss is located in Oxford,…