World’s Fastest Human Doubles As Hall of Fame’s Slowest Inductee

The man. It’s over. The Cowboys’ preseason, that is, signaled by last night’s ho-hum victory over the Vikings. And the drama, climaxed when Pacman Jones was officially reinstated yesterday while eating a chicken sandwich and no doubt quenching his insatiable hunger for orange short shorts and legal cleavage at this…

Confirming Your Hammer

The press release from ESPN Radio, hot off the presses: Arlington, TX – High profile Dallas / Ft. Worth sports-radio personality Greg Williams will join RJ Choppy to co-host 103.3 ESPN Radio’s new evening (7 p.m.-10 p.m.) show beginning September 8. Williams has spent more than two decades on Dallas’…

This Just In: I’m Officially Old

I’d totally kick these dude’s asses. If I was 20 years younger and 20 pounds lighter. Turned 44 over the summer. After spending a day shopping with the wife over the weekend I feel 84. I needed some new jeans. (Hey, it’s been five years. Even the most stubborn amongst…

Meat Avi Adelman

Say what you will about Avi Adelman, but far as one employee at the Kroger’s on Mockingbird Lane and Greenville Avenue is concerned, the man is a bona fide hero. Guess it’s what happens when you grow up the son of grocers, as the Barking Dog did. Jump for the…

Pacman Reinstated. I Know, “Duh.”

First Greggo. Now Pacman. Great week for second chances. Game on. In news that should surprise exactly no one, Dallas Cowboys’ cornerback/kick returner Pacman Jones has been fully reinstated by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. He’ll be in uniform Sept. 7 in Cleveland. Was there ever any doubt? UPDATE: “This is…

Alex Jones Sics His Followers on The News, Demands Retraction

Alex Jones Dallas-born, Austin-based Alex Jones — the gravely voiced conspiracy theorist behind Infowars and this interview with Mark Stepnoski — has turned his attention toward Dallas’ Only Daily, which, he insists, libeled him yesterday in a posting by WBAP-AM (820)’s Mark Davis. Davis, who contributes to the paper’s op-ed…

You Are Not the Love of Jessica Simpson’s Life. Yes, You.

Expect to see and hear plenty from Jessica Simpson in coming days — her country album, Do You Know, is in stores September 9. (Though, yesterday it kinda found its way to the Internets a little early.) Which, among other reasons, is why she’s on the cover of the brand-new…

Hard Knocks: Week 4

Admit it, “Barbie Carpenter” made you giggle. The five best moments from last night’s Hard Knocks: Week 4. Or did I miss something? 5. Receiver Patrick Crayton arriving late for a team meeting wearing only a towel. Anyone who remembers last season’s playoff loss to the Giants wasn’t surprised by…

Facts Are Slippery

Facts are slippery: Do we really know enough about John McCain to elect him president? For instance, have you heard that the man spent five and a half years of his youth associating with foreign communists at war with the United States? Oh, sure, he says he was a “prisoner…

Shaky Construction|Sweet on the Dr

“Low-Bid to No-Bid,” by Jim Schutze, August 14 Shaky Construction Jim Schutze’s article “Low-Bid to No-Bid” is long on sensationalism and short on substance. Schutze’s main theme certainly doesn’t raise anything unique in the history of contracting on either public or private projects. Big increases to an original contract by…

Pony Down

June cometh! Justin goeth? Entering his junior season, Justin Willis already holds SMU’s all-time record with 51 touchdown passes. Last year, in which he was voted All-Conference USA honorable mention, he produced four of the top 15 most prolific total yardage games in school history. He’s started 22 of the…

Enter Stage Right

Scene 1: Enter the prince It’s the first hour of the first day of rehearsal for Dallas Theater Center’s first production of its 50th season. The show is The Who’s Tommy, the sprawling rock musical based on a 1969 concept album about a “deaf, dumb and blind kid” cured by…