Naughty Dallas, Indeed

Figured I might as well show rather than tell. If only because whoever made up the forwardDallas! Code Amendments: Form District Zoning — New Zoning Districts to Encourage Transit Oriented Development doc for the council’s Transportation and Environment Committee has quite the randy sense of humor. Though, as our sage…

Ron Washington for Manager of the Year

Owner Tom Hicks admits he almost asked for Ron Washington’s jersey back There’s a contingency list for if and when the Texas Rangers’ season goes south. General manager Jon Daniels and president Nolan Ryan admit the team might revisit Ron Washington’s job status in July. And, as if the manager…

Mayor Tom Will Be a Guitar Hero!

Courtesy XKCD Oh, sweet baby Jesus. We just received the Best. Press. Release. Ever. Why come? Because it contains the following sentence: “Dallas Mayor Tom Leppert and Blockbuster CEO Jim Keyes will compete performing a Guitar Hero song to kick off 24-hours of jam sessions on May 16 at 2:30…

ForwardDallas! Not So Fast.

Couple of days ago, an old Friend of Unfair Park wondered, simply, whatever became of forwardDallas!, anyway? Which led me, earlier this a.m., to this sexy agenda item from yesterday’s meeting of the city council’s Transportation and Environment Committee: forwardDallas! Code Amendments: Form District Zoning — New Zoning Districts to…

The Latest Former Dallas Cowboy to Dilly-Daddle with Drugs

Dookie Stick, we hardly knew ya. Former Cowboys starting tailback Troy Hambrick was sentenced today to five years in prison after pleading guilty to selling crack cocaine in Florida. Hambrick, if you remember, started all 16 games as Emmitt Smith’s successor in 2003, rushing for 972 yards and five touchdowns…

Hot, Hot, Hotter Than Hell — Sure, Wrong Band, But You Get the Point

Metallica! Road trip! Angry metal fans! August in Texas! Speaking of topless danceterias, how ’bout the bands that provide their soundtracks? Because over on DC9 Pete brings confirmation of the long-suspected news that Ozzfest will indeed be a one-day, single-city extravaganza with Frisco as the single city for that one…

Truant Dat: How Some Folks Really Feel About Kids on G.P.S.

Yesterday’s news concerning the pilot program at Bryan Adams High School, which involves outfitting chronic truants with Global Positioning System monitors, has sparked one hellacious conversation amongst Slashdot readers. The item was at 212 comments when I first checked at 4 p.m. yesterday; this morning, it’s double that. And, yes,…

Credit Card Hacking, Not Just the Newest Game at Dave & Buster’s

Folks who visited a Dave & Buster’s in ’07 might want to take note: Yesterday, the U.S. Department of Justice revealed that during a five-month period last year, hackers got into the Dallas-based fun-and-games chain’s database and swiped customers’ credit card numbers, expiration dates and security codes while they were…

Red Wings 50, Stars 2

The dream is all but dead. Well, that’s what it feels like, eh? For three games and 180 minutes over five days in two rinks your Dallas Stars have hurled their unyielding will at the Detroit Red Wings’ superior skill. It’s not that they haven’t won a game. They have…

What Ross Perot’s Thousand-Dollar Investment Has Yielded

Breaking news from The Wall Street Journal concerning the sale of a DallasPlano company you might have heard of. Reports the paper in a subscription-only piece at which you can sneak a peak: “Hewlett-Packard Co. was close to a deal to acquire Electronic Data Systems Corp. for between $12 billion…

Tommy Lee Jones on the “Fascist Madness” of a Border Fence

Noticed that Harvard U.’s fancypants glossy 02138 has a new owner as of immediately. Also noticed the current issue’s cover: an interesting portrait of Tommy Lee Jones, who, as you no doubt know, was borned in Midland and edumicated at St. Mark’s School of Texas, where he’s been on the…

How Much Are Cowboys Season Tickets for Urns and Ashes, Anyway?

From a most curious Associated Press piece concerning the dead and their desire to posthumously watch their favorite teams, this note concerning the Dallas Cowboys no-ashes policy at Texas Stadium: “It probably happens and we sort of turn a blind eye if people are discreet,” said Rich Dalrymple, spokesman for…

Pizza Inn to Make it Bahrain

Pizza Inn The first Pizza Inn, which opened across the street from SMU in 1958 Fifty years ago, Pizza Inn opened its first eatery right across the street from the SMU campus; and, far as I was concerned ’round about the time I was about 8, the long-gone location at…