Dallas No Dallas? Y’Don’t Say.

“We’re so much more than Dallas the TV show,” says a Dallas tourism rep in a story that I swear I read back in 1987. Only, nope, it’s from today — in a Chicago Tribune by way of Kansas City Star piece about how Dallas is still trying to recover…

Tom Hicks’ Regret

The most interesting revelation from this lengthy Associated Press story about Tom Hicks’ ownership of Liverpool FC? This one, easily: Hicks could have purchased Dallas’ MLS franchise but decided not to. “In hindsight, I probably made the wrong decision,” he said. Still, he’s always welcome to sell the Texas Rangers…

Oh, Cliff!

Yes, yes, the sale price of existing single-family homes is dropping all over the place — in Dallas, even, for the first time ever. But this morning Investor’s Business Daily finds the one place in the DFW where land is going, going and dang near gone: Oak Cliff. As in:…

Dallas Police Department Discovers the World Wide Interwebs

Whilst tending to the morning YouTube sweep, I stumbled across surveillance-camera footage shot at a 7-Eleven at 9820 Walnut Street, taken just before the store was robbed by two men. The video was posted by the Dallas Police Department, and it marks the department’s debut on the YouTubes. “We are…

Moore From Pakistan, Courtesy CNN

Getty Images’ John Moore was on CNN moments ago, talking about his hell of a day. A Friend of Unfair Park sends word that my old pal John Moore — who, as I mentioned this morning, was in Rawalpindi, Pakistan, attending the rally at which Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto…

As Far as Simpsons Go, I’d Rather Be Writing About O.J.

O dream of dreams, o hope of hopes fulfilled! For truly, Blonde Ambition is now available in its entirety online. Now we can all get educated on the issues and talk about the politics of gender and why everyone’s shitting on Jessica Simpson for this embarrassment of a film and…

A Screen Door Slams Shut

Turns out, Joel Harloff won’t be cookin’ at the Screen Door in One Arts Plaza after all. Contrary to what was noted in our final meal of 2007, Joel Harloff will not be commanding the kitchen in the upcoming Screen Door (a Modern Southern Kitchen) when it opens in One…

Searching for Melton Barker

From a Childress production of The Kidnapper’s Foil, with Melton Barker at right For years, Caroline Frick — founder and executive director of the Texas Archive of the Moving Image in Austin — has sought the answer to a seemingly simple question, “Who was Melton Barker?” She knew only the…

“Dirk, Will You Sign My Dirk?”

In November, the Dallas Mavericks went to Atlanta for the season-opener, which Dallas lost 101-94. But something tells me that was nothing compared to what Dirk Nowitzki faced when he got back to the hotel. –Robert Wilonsky…

The Heat of the Moment

Irving’s John Moore captured several of the defining images of Benazir Bhutto’s assassination moments ago. In June, I mentioned my old friend John Moore, whom I first met at The Daily Texan in the late-1980s. He was one of our staff photographers, and even in college the Irving-born picture-taker shot…

Forever (Neil) Young: Greendale Goes Undermain in March

It was a done deal about a month ago, but both Neil Young and the Undermain Theatre’s Web sites have the just-released official announcement: In March, the Undermain will world premiere a stage production of Young’s Greendale, based on his 2003 album that spawned the most head-scratching concert tour of…

Gosh, That Street Corner Could Really Use Another Bank Branch

Apartments ain’t the only thing coming down in the DFW — corner-lot gas stations are also going the way of the dodo, only to be replaced by banks of banks (like you hadn’t noticed). Specifically, gas stations are giving way to Wachovia branches, according to The Wall Street Journal, which…

Raze High the Roof Beams, Carpenters

Every day, seems like, another apartment complex goes missing just like that; one minute it’s there, and the next there’s only a pile of rubble and a mound of dirt. Turns out, it’s not just perception: GlobeSt.com this morning tallies the number of old apartments coming down and new units…

…and Thank You for Tony Romo

So maybe you didn’t get a Wii, an iPhone or a weekend at the Playboy Mansion. But you know what? You didn’t need them. Because you already got the most valuable and exclusive of all Christmas presents—a franchise quarterback. Even better, yours came equipped with all the atypical accessories. Hall…

Avi Adelman Makes Crime Pay

Making crime pay: Because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like raging paranoia that faceless criminals are coming for you, we’d like to close out 2007 with a shout-out to our pal, Avi Adelman, who has started up a new business that aims to keep Dallas residents apprised of crime in their…

Dallas Boxer is Chasing the Gold Ring

A week before Christmas, and Luis Yanez is hardly in the mood for peace on earth. If anything, his resolution for 2008 is to wreak some havoc—on the Chinese, the Cubans—the entire world. On this chilly December night in Oak Cliff, in a drafty warehouse-like gym, the first boxer from…

Which is the Best Cell Phone Service in the DFW? What? Can’t Hear You.

In the latest issue of Consumer Reports, exactly 47,629 cell-phone users from around the country responded to a survey ranking their satisfaction with the country’s major service providers. Turns out, about half of those polled think their service sucks — which sounds charitable, y’ask me. Online you’ll find the introductory…

Jason Witten Needs Your Help

James D. Smith/Icon SMI Jason Witten doesn’t look like a guy easily hazed. Wrong. At first, the news seems kinda ho-ho-ho-hum: The NFL’s running an online contest, the winner of which will have their ad run during halftime of the Super Bowl XLII broadcast on February 3. Only, see, the…

Found: One Love Note on a Pole

Not the Schubert she’s looking for, but he’ll do in a pinch, most likely. On our way to the Granada Theater holiday party last Thursday, my Man ‘o The Hour and I noticed a big green sign taped to a pole on the corner of Greenville and McCommas: “SCHUBERT?” it…