Texas Prisons Are Running Out of Toothpaste and Deodorant

Just in case you needed an extra incentive to stay out of prison, the Texas Tribune brings us the news that the Texas Department of Criminal Justice is running out of deodorant and toothpaste. “For the roughly 151,000 inmates in the Texas prison system, there are 1,800 units of deodorant…

Rep. Bill Zedler’s Birther Bill is So…2009

Putting his time to its best and highest use, for the benefit of his constituents in Arlington, state Representative Bill Zedler has written an essential piece of legislation; a bill of our times, for our times — if our times were still, like, nearly four years ago. Proving, we suppose,…

The Boy Scouts of America May Soon End Its Gay Ban

The Boy Scouts of America’s longstanding gay ban, which has grown increasingly nonsensical in light of revelations of the group’s long history of sweeping sexual abuse cases under the rug, may be coming to an end. NBC News reports today that the Irving-based youth organization is “actively considering” an end…

Hundreds of Texas Bikers Lobby Lawmakers in Austin This Morning

A friend of mine works in Austin, doing something or other for state government. Her office is right next to the Capitol building. When she arrived at work this morning, she couldn’t help but notice that the whole place was covered in bikers. The Harley kind. “Hundreds of dudes wearing…

Former Komen CEO Nancy Brinker Turns to a New Cause: Gay Rights

If one person can be said to be responsible for the inexplicable requirement that professional football players don pink gloves and shoes, it’s Nancy Brinker. Through the Dallas-based Susan G. Komen Foundation, she’s managed, not quite single-handedly but almost, to turn the fight against breast cancer into a global cause…