Crenshaw Manages to Bedevil Redistricting Commission Without Even Showing Up

We told you it was getting weird in there: At last night’s meeting of the city’s Redistricting Commission, the most important person in the room wasn’t even in the room. That would be Sandra Crenshaw, cactus juice addict, Schutze co-star and, increasingly, the commission’s biggest headache.Crenshaw was scheduled to appear…

Do-Gooder and Critter Trapper Both Get Tickets In Richardson

Here’s a moral conundrum for you, Friends of Unfair Park: Do personal property rights trump the exigency of a wild animal dying in a live trap? Apparently, they trump each other, because when certified wild-animal rehabilitator Bonnie Bradshaw loosed a raccoon from pest-controller Lon Menefee’s trap, each earned a trip…

Falling Skies: KXAS Wonders, Bug or UFO?

MediaBistro has picked up on KXAS-Channel 5’s video taken from one of its traffic cams earlier in the week, in which an illuminated something-or-nother can be seen falling from the sky before taking a sharp turn to the right. The NBC owned-and-operated says UFO investigators (?) have been asked “to…

Who Says There’s No Retail Downtown?

A little while ago, the Dallas Police Department’s Central Division posted this heads-up to its Facebook page:A homeless black male who possibly goes by the name “Poochy” is stealing puppies and selling them to residents in downtown Dallas along Main Street. The suspect is approx 53 yrs old, 5’6″, 140lbs,…

Cowboys Practice in San Antonio Finally

*Look for first-round draft pick Tyron Smith to be signed in time for this afternoon’s practice. He might be signing as we speak. *But as for Stephen Bowen, I hear he’s talking to the Redskins. *Even though Tony Romo and Kevin Ogletree wore backward caps, Dez Bryant donned a headband…

Mayor Mike’s Dinner With Council Ain’t Open

A couple of times, including this morning, we’ve noted that Mayor Mike Rawlings has scheduled a dinner with the entire city council on Tuesday, which has prompted a few Friends of Unfair Park to wonder: Like, isn’t that a violation of the state’s Open Meetings Act? Technically, no. Says the…

Who Needs Electricity On Such a Lovely Day?

I don’t trust that Oncor power-outage map — mostly because it doesn’t show operating-on-emergency-back-ups Unfair Park HQ on the in-the-dark list, or maybe we’re just the unlucky 26 sans juice in Dallas. (Says 1,088 are sweating it out in Fort Worth.) Course, it could be worse: We could be living…

2011 Cowboys Camp Day 2: My Top 10 Observer-ations

10. Was it just me and Fox 4’s Mike Doocy, or was owner Jerry Jones choking up a bit yesterday when talking about the voyage that was lockout negotiations? “We took the boat out into a perfect storm and got the boat back home.” The older he gets, the more…

D Finally U-Turns on Trinity Road

Comes the dawn: That’s it? After a good 14 years of Trinity toll road rah-rahing and questioning the integrity of anyone who suggested that putting a road between the Trinity River levees was a bad idea, D Magazine has apparently (and quietly) changed its mind. “Let’s Ditch the Trinity River…

It’s Off to Camp Chaos for the Cowboys

You think the NFL lockout made you crazy? I submit to you the mind-set of Cowboys linebacker Victor Butler, who last week was so discombobulated that he inexplicably claimed to go eight hours without checking his phone for lockout updates, said he’d almost forgotten his July 29 birthday and developed…