It Ain’t Hump Day … It’s Sick Day. Mother Effer.

For a couple weeks I coughed and sneezed and hacked and blew and … denied. Last night I gave up and went to the doctor. Sure enough: Swine Flu. AIDS. Walking Pneumonia. Sorry, but today I gotta make this – ahhhhhchooooo! – short and sweet: *Rick Carlisle gets mad and…

Once Again, Richard Fisher Gives Good Speech

The Dallas Fed head spoke to the Austin Headliners Club yesterday where, yet again, he boiled down “The Current State of the Economy and a Look to the Future” into language easily understood by those of us who were told there would be no math. The man also manages to…

Cowboys at the Halfway Point: Who’s Your MVP?

The Dallas Cowboys are 6-2. Your glass of blue Kool-Aid is more half-full than half-empty. Wade Phillips is Coach of the Year, Tony Romo’s in the Pro Bowl, Keith Brooking is Badass of the Decade and you’ve got the Cowboys penciled in for Super Bowl XLIV February 7 in Miami. Question: Who…

NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 9

Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback rating. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings – if I had one of those little encircled R’s to signify a trademarked idea, it’d go here – the…

Federal Lawsuit Claims Dallas’s Sign Ordinance Violates First Amendment

The Institute for Justice — which bills itself as the “nation’s only libertarian public interest law firm” — sends word this morning that it’s unhappy with the city of Dallas’s year-old law that prohibits business owners from covering their storefront windows with signs. How unhappy? Federal-lawsuit unhappy. The suit was…

Ben & Skin Back on the Air: 103.3 FM ESPN Starting … Tonight!

[jump] If imitation is indeed the most sincere form of flattery, The Ticket should be feel complimented because ESPN is basically The Ticket West. The station had a run with Williams, with Dale Hansen and now employs assistant program director Mark Friedman, Scott and B&S. On Dallas Mavericks game nights – like…

A Few Sneak Peaks at Ivins’s Rebel Life

A Friend of Unfair Park asked if I wouldn’t mind mentioning Bill Minutaglio’s appearance at Legacy Books in Plano this Saturday, when the ex-DMN’er heads up north to sign copies of Molly Ivins: A Rebel Life, which he co-wrote with W. Michael Smith. Sure; happy to. Which reminds me: The…