Fritz the Cat

It’s Friday night and you got nothing to do? Well, this sounds like a sure-fire way to have yerself some fun: listening to Walter Mondale talk. Yup, the former vice president named “Fritz” will be speaking tonight at 7:30 at the Dallas Democratic Forum’s 30th Anniversary…uh…celebration? And it’ll only cost…

Luck of the Draw

The mayoral candidates just finished down at City Hall drawing envelopes to pick their slots on the ballot, and turns out, the man at the top of the ballot will be…John Cappello, so looks like he’s your next mayor. Our pal Zac Crain wound up at No. 8 — “my…

Really, The Punch Line to This Posting is at the Very Bottom

Tom Leppert said something last August that turned out to be, like, not true or something? Recently, Unfair Park, has expressed irritation at Tom Leppert’s penchant for regaling the audience with his high-altitude exploits in the business world. We’ve sat through five hours of mayoral forums so far, and Leppert…

Junk Mail

After the jump, Patrick “Buzz” Williams puts his stamp on some mayoral-candidate mailers that arrived this week. We just didn’t want Max Wells, Tom Leppert, Darrell Jordan and Sam Coats to feel as though their money was going to waste…

Deny or Approve?

I just received a MySpace friend request from Don Hill. Seriously. “Don Hill…wants to be your friend!” the request reads. Then I open up his page (because, naturally, you gotta investigate the profile before you approve or deny the request) and feel slightly less special as it’s not just Don…

Zac Crain: No More Flip-Flopping (Stomach, Anyway)

Zac Crain, who apparently used to work here, turned in his paperwork today, which means he’s now (almost) an official candidate for mayor. Our pal Zac Crain just called from the car — on his way back from City Hall, where he dropped off his paperwork to git himself on…

Zzzzz…Huh? Oh Yeah. That Mayor Thingy.

Have you heard? Tom Leppert is a businessman. There is the glamourous and consequential side of journalism: Covering a presidential race, writing about a war, detailing the side effects of a new cancer drug, profiling Maggie Gyllenhaal. And there is this: Attending a debate for Dallas mayor at 7:30 in…

Griffith and Wells: Eww, Tube.

By now, you’ve no doubt seen Gary Griffith’s anti-cheese ad; wow, really going out on a limb there, hunh, coming out against drugs. (Why “ironically called cheese,” incidentally?) If you haven’t seen the ad, which Griffith’s peeps posted to YouTube this morning, here it is: Silly, innit? But we have…

Crazy About Dallas!

We gets plenty of…uh…interesting mail at Unfair Park. Like the missive we got this week from Richard “Richie” Sheridan, who is indeed among the flock that’s filed to be Your Next Mayor. Sheridan sent us an open letter to Mayor Laura Miller concerning her recent appearance on KERA-TV’s Think, in…

Equal Time or Somesuch

Last I looked, only five people had seen this video, posted today on GooTube, of Dallas mayoral candidate Jennifer Gale — “the homeless, transgendered former Marine [who’s] a bit of a legend in City Hall circles,” says here. Well, we aim to fix that. Me, I also dig the introduction…

And Now, A Word About Deep Ellum From Our Mayor (No, Not That One)

Zac Crain has some thoughts about Deep Ellum. Any other mayoral candidates wanna play? Yesterday’s Deep Ellum posting (the 426th in a series, I believe) stirred quite the conversation concerning the fate of the neighborhood. Buried beneath the torrent of comments (56 and counting), a Friend of Unfair Park directed…

Religious Right Still Righting Texas Liberals’ Many Wrongs

Terri Leo doesn’t like the gays. Or maybe she just doesn’t get them. Got a little time to kill this morning? Good, because the Texas Freedom Network Education Fund has just issued its latest report on the religious right’s influence on Texas government, God’s Lawgivers? Carrying the Water for the…

Laura Miller v. TXU: The Price of Emission

Things be gettin’ uh-guh-lee in the legal battle over TXU’s proposed new 11 coal-fired power plants that will, in all probability, choke us to death. Today the Texas Clean Air Cities Coalition (or the TCACC), fronted by Mayor Laura Miller, is going to try to force TXU — and, specifically,…

Man…That Was Quick

Just one hour after we posted that item about the missing Giuliani docs, which were posted to reporter Ben Smith’s blog only yesterday, they’ve already been taken down. Good thing we didn’t save the .PDF file to our hard drive. Yeah, that would have been a very bad idea. Gosh,…