Red Wings 50, Stars 2

The dream is all but dead. Well, that’s what it feels like, eh? For three games and 180 minutes over five days in two rinks your Dallas Stars have hurled their unyielding will at the Detroit Red Wings’ superior skill. It’s not that they haven’t won a game. They have…

How Much Are Cowboys Season Tickets for Urns and Ashes, Anyway?

From a most curious Associated Press piece concerning the dead and their desire to posthumously watch their favorite teams, this note concerning the Dallas Cowboys no-ashes policy at Texas Stadium: “It probably happens and we sort of turn a blind eye if people are discreet,” said Rich Dalrymple, spokesman for…

Hockeytown 2, Cockytown 0

For the Stars to keep playing, he needs to stop slashing and start scoring, eh? Good news: Dallas Stars catalyst forward Mike Ribeiro will play in tonight’s Game 3 of the NHL’s Western Conference Finals at 7 p.m. in American Airlines Center. Bad news: Lose tonight and the Stars might…

They’re Just Chanting “Tooooony”

Eastern Illinois grad Tony Romo, what in the hell were you thinking? Because going to the Chicago Cubs game yesterday was so not a good idea. Unless you liked singing in the key of M and getting booed whilst tossing out the first pitch. In which case, great success. –Robert…

Someone Needs to Tell Laird and Bradley They’re On the Same Side

Lotta questions about last night’s bench-clearing brawl between the Rangers and Mariners, after the “gutless” Richie Sexson charged Kason Gabbard for no good reason t’all. But, first and foremost, what the hell’s going on between catcher Gerald Laird and Milton Bradley at the 1:24 mark of this nearly seven-and-a-half minute…

It’s a Hard Knocks Life

So, it’s official: Your Dallas Cowboys will indeed be the stars of HBO’s Hard Knocks this season, which debuts on August 6. Below, from the NFL Network, a lengthy interview with Jerry Jones and NFL Films president Steve Sabol, who says the Cowboys “are always on the red carpet.” And…

Stars-Wings Drop Puck in 10 Hours. All Aboard!

Red Wings’ fans throw octopi on the ice when their team scores. How very SpongeBobby of them. And stupid. The Dallas Stars’ bandwagon – so desolate three months ago that team president Jeff Cogen was bending over backward to win back fans – is suddenly more congested than the complaint…

A Move Tom Hicks Can Be Proud Of? Believe It

Your Texas Rangers are no longer the worst team in baseball, as Colorado and San Diego have struggled mightily with 12-21 records after fighting it out for the National League wild card last season. But despite winning five of its last seven games, Texas is still tied with Detroit and…

Guy Who Started FireAvery.com Now Twiddling Thumbs

Hey, the Mavs do need a backup point guard. Now that Greg Holland’s Web site actually worked and Avery Johnson is, well, fired, what’s he do for an encore? He could seize momentum from the success of fireavery.com and launch keepjoshhoward straight.com. How about clonedirknowitzki.com? Perhaps, because he’s seemingly so…

Mavs Inching Closer To – Yawn – Hiring Rick Carlisle

Seriously, we’d rather have the guy on the left. The mainstreamers – that’d be, of course, your Dallas’ Only Daily and your good ol’ Startlegram – are echoing what I started yelling last Saturday. That, barring the reincarnation of Red Auerbach, the Mavericks are about to hire Rick Carlisle. Perhaps…

Cowboys Catch-Up

Get it? While the Mavs have been imploding and the Stars surging, your Dallas Cowboys have made some news of their own. In no particular order: *Tony Romo is not married to Jessica Simpson … Yet. *With Dallas’ first full-squad minicamp still two weeks away, is it too early for…