Since April, city officials have been pushing — hard — to land the Federation Internationale de Football Association’s World Cup, either in 2018 or 2022. Matter of fact, they’re even asking locals to sign a petition demanding FIFA bring the soccer matches to Dallas; so far, looks like 6,556 have…
Sportatorium lifetime member Scott can be a dork. His “Roy Williams … this or that” rants are as legendary as they are ludicrous. But every once in a while he delivers. Like Sunday, when he was at Lambeau Field in Green Bay and snapped some pics of the Cowboys’ carnage…
Tyrone Ellis’s pro basketball career in the U.S. didn’t amount to much: 10 pre-season minutes played for the Minnesota Timberwolves in October 2006, during which he didn’t score a single point. Also on his resume: a single-season stint, in 2001-’02, in the NBA’s D-League, during which his Huntsville Flight went…
10. I said on Sunday’s pre-game show on 105.3 The Fan that the only way the Dallas Cowboys could lose to the Green Bay Packers was to commit 3-plus turnovers. The Cowboys committed three turnovers. Add to that 10 penalties, dropped passes, a missed field goal and a couple injuries…
Fine, I’ll go first. Pride swallowed and head bowed, I enter the Cowboys Confessional. Inside this holy little booth—geez, Cowboys Stadium has everything—I take the Sacrament of Penance for Dallas’ football team, a squad I wholly underestimated. On bended knee I softly admit to my sins, my misgivings and my…
Back in 2005, Keven McAlester wrote one hell of a fine story for the paper version of Unfair Park about former Texas Rangers pitcher Dock Ellis’s immortal acid-drenched no-hitter, done, of course, while he was a Pittsburgh Pirate. Piece wasn’t just about the feat, of course; if memory serves, it…
Arrowhead Pride, a fanblog for the Kansas City Chiefs, provides a vaguely intriguing item this afternoon that reveals running back and bad Twitterer Larry Johnson, cut from KC Monday and now a free agent, is in Dallas at this very moment. And how do they know this? “Larry Johnson’s reported…
Dallas Cowboys’ free safety Ken Hamlin missed practice yesterday with a strained left groin. Bad news? Or good news? To me, Hamlin is the weakest link among Dallas’ 24 starters (including kickers). The drop-off from Hamlin to Patrick Watkins is smaller than from any other starter to any other backup. He…
…. tonight’s your lucky night. Mavs man Matt Miller sends word that just in time for tonight’s face-off against the San Antonio Spurs, Your Dallas Mavericks are launching what the team calls a “first-of-its-kind live game companion designed to enhance the television viewing experience for fans.” Which is …? The…
For a couple weeks I coughed and sneezed and hacked and blew and … denied. Last night I gave up and went to the doctor. Sure enough: Swine Flu. AIDS. Walking Pneumonia. Sorry, but today I gotta make this – ahhhhhchooooo! – short and sweet: *Rick Carlisle gets mad and…
… a behind-the-scenester was there to capture the whole thing, from pre-game to big finish. Here’s the formal how-do, featuring Voice of the Dallas Mavericks Mark Followill introducing Dallas Mayor Tom Leppert (who has “instituted many policies that have dramatically improved the quality of life in Dallas,” says the play-by-player),…
The Dallas Cowboys are 6-2. Your glass of blue Kool-Aid is more half-full than half-empty. Wade Phillips is Coach of the Year, Tony Romo’s in the Pro Bowl, Keith Brooking is Badass of the Decade and you’ve got the Cowboys penciled in for Super Bowl XLIV February 7 in Miami. Question: Who…
Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback rating. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings – if I had one of those little encircled R’s to signify a trademarked idea, it’d go here – the…
10. Lots of heroes Sunday night in Philly, but the biggest – smallest – play was made by rookie linebacker Victor Butler. With the Eagles down 7 and facing third-and-10 from Dallas’ 33, Donovan McNabb scrambled right into what seemed to be an open field for a good 10 to…
A couple of weeks back, during halftime of the SMU-Navy game at Ford Stadium, the university debuted two new mustangs donated by the National Wild Horse Foundation, on behalf of Madeleine and T. Boone Pickens. Which had more than a few folks wondering: What in the wide, wide world of…
Mark Cuban is sweating. Not the nervous kind of lather you work up fretting over a lawsuit slapped on you by Ross Perot Jr., a witch hunt targeting you by the Securities and Exchange Commission or the fact that, for the first time in memory, your basketball team didn’t sell…
A Mavs season-ticket-holding Friend of Unfair Park wonders: “Weren’t the Dallas Mavericks supposed to announce The New Voice of the American Airlines Center yesterday?” We appreciate the reminder — because, yes, November 4 was indeed supposed to be The Big Day, after Michael Taylor sat down at the mic for…
For those of you – both of you – not consumed by Cowboys-Eagles this weekend, NASCAR comes to town in the form of the Dickie’s 500 Sunday at.Texas Motor Speedway. Driving. Racing. Wreckin’. Watching. Drinking. Eating. Bowling? It’s the events surrounding the race that actually make NASCAR more circus than sport…
It was just one week ago that – despite his mediocre production – I was publicly defending Dallas Cowboys’ receiver Roy Williams. My reasoning? He was a better teammate than the dearly departed Terrell Owens. “A stand-up guy,” I wrote. “Good character.” Eff me. You guys watch the games. You see what’s…
We’re all supposed to be offended by a Dallas Cowboys’ cheerleader with black paint on her white face at Halloween. But what about …..
God knows the city’s been talking about it since forever — you know, finding another bowl game to stick in the Cotton Bowl, since the actual New Year’s Day Cotton Bowl Classic will now be played at the EnormoDome in Arlington, which is about 389 shades of ain’t-right, but, whatever…
I remember watching Mark Aguirre go off on the Denver Nuggets in March of 1984. In scoring 24 points in a quarter, the ball just seem to magically, directly commute from hand to hoop. He launched a wing jumper and you knew it was going in. Measured. Smooth. Beautiful. Nothing,…
