Truckin’ Up the Trinity River

The Dallas Morning News story about the Trinity toll road referendum campaign finance reports, which was buried yesterday inside the Metro section, did a fine job of not telling anybody anything. Anybody grateful? Late in the day Tuesday, long after The News had published its story, the City Secretary finally…

Why Ya Just Can’t Trust Tom Leppert

Thomas Linehan This visual of the Trinity River project was done for the Trinity Trust using materials that were, like, only four years out of date. Which is awesome. As it turns out, the “flyover” animation Mayor Tom Leppert used on September 18 to show how small the toll road…

The “Vengeance” of the Trinity Pavers

Michael Morris, Director of Transportation for the NCTCOG, lives in Arlington — so, like, what does he care if Dallas paves the Trinity, anyway? At the last Trinity debate I attended, I picked up a definite grumbling and uneasiness among the toll road backers after the event was over. A…

Don’t Ask This Mexican to Throw Stones at Mencia

Dear Mexican: I’m a minority, and I know we can be overly sensitive sometimes, but I just can’t stand Carlos Mencia. Not only are his jokes asinine but I feel they are actually racist. Whereas Dave Chappelle tried to make fun of society’s racist thoughts, Mencia seems to promote them…

City Hall’s Same Sick Story

Black racial treason. That is the underlying theme in this week’s federal indictments at Dallas City Hall. It’s the same theme that ran through the indictment and prosecution of former city council member Al Lipscomb eight years ago. Selling the black community down the river. In that case the white…

Higher Learning

Dear Mexican: After the great migration of Jews to this nation, a question was posed: “How long does it take a Jew to go from being a street sweeper to becoming a corporate attorney?” The answer given was, “One generation.” Not so for Mexicans. Most Mexicans seem to recoil from…

Angela Hunt Says: Take That, Tom!

TrinityVote is putting up its first billboards, inlcuding one on the Dallas North Tollway. Needless to say, I love the message. It’s a haiku on the end of a baseball bat. See for yourself. –Jim Schutze…

The Kids Are Alright

The kid was home for the weekend. Someone asked him about Austin, and I heard him say, “Yeah, it’s really cool, but I’ll always love Dallas the best.” I thought, “Really?” I asked him about it. He was talking about the inner city, where he grew up. He feels like…

Shoot at Schutze, He’s an Easy Target

Nice enough guy from The Dallas Morning News came over yesterday to interview me for the profile they say they’re doing of me. Sort of like having someone come in to paint a bull’s-eye on your forehead. One wants to ask, “But what’s it for?” Oh, golly. I guess I…

Wise-ass Blood

Dear Readers: I asked half-breeds a couple of weeks ago to write in with nicknames that describe their mixed Mexican heritage. Many, muchos responses continue to trickle in—gracias for the submissions. Following is a handy glossary that ustedes wrote, with occasional commentary from the Mexican. Enjoy! If you’re half-Mexican and:…

Scapegoat

Here’s what happens. A blogger kicks up some legitimate interest in the way school district employees use their school district credit cards. The city’s only daily newspaper piles on, trying to rip off the blogger’s story and turn it into its own investigative exposé. The superintendent of schools panics. He…

Pumping the House Organ

North Texas Tollway Authority Dave Levinthal’s story in The Dallas Morning News today about the big launch of “Vote No!” the anti-Trinity referendum campaign was basic good work — solid journeyman reporting. It was hugely better than what we got from The News back in the very bad old days,…

Schutze is Shocked, Shocked!

Mayor Tom Leppert, pictured here, spoke today at a media briefing concerning the Trinity toll road. Jim Schutze is in the car and on the phone, heading north — to Oklahoma, most likely, where he likes to gamble with the missus’ paycheck. Stuck in traffic, he phones in with this…

Toll Road Taking its Toll

D’s Eric Celeste, who’s worked for more publications than you’ve read I had my close-up with D yesterday. The story is being written by Eric Celeste. It’s not actually totally about moi. In fact, now that I’ve made an ass of myself pledging how they shall not crucify me on…

Selling You Down the River

In the real world, more people want the Trinity toll road referendum than they want Ron Natinsky on the city council. Check your numbers, holmes. The Dallas Morning News today offers one of its typical Trinity River toll road stories in which the paper reports one side of the issue…

Oh, My Papa

Dear Mexican: I am addressing this to both “¡Ask a Mexican!” and “Savage Love” hoping one of you will have an answer to this: Why do Mexican chicks yell for their papi during sex? —Daddy del Diablo Dear Readers: Daddy del Diablo sent the above query to both the Mexican…

Baby Mitch

Mitchell Rasansky, Dallas City Council member, is somebody I like. I just do. When you like somebody, you typically can’t say just why. I can’t. I just do. Which is what makes this so hard. Rasansky, a gentleman, philanthropist and self-made success in the real estate business, made his bones…