Contempt of Cop

Alastair Cooke-Goody doesn’t seem like the type to get maced four times and have his face mashed in the dirt for ticking off a Dallas cop. But on April 30 that’s precisely what happened to the young Anglican minister, who was here from London as a consultant to the Episcopal…

Follow the Grades

I am sitting here looking at a mathematical formula buried in the middle of a dry bureaucratic memo, and I really don’t know if I should react with tears, horror, or wrath. Every time I re-read this and think about what it really means, the first thing I feel is…

Penny Stupid

If you own a small business, or if you pay the bills for yourself or your family, or if you are the treasurer of a church, synagogue, or mosque, or if you got decent grades in lower arithmetic, or if you have any kind of a bad temper at all,…

Big Man Bites Back

You can’t really blame Dan Peavy if he gloats. For five years, the chuckles and the self-congratulating back pats have all been on the other side. In 1996, when WFAA-Channel 8 investigative reporter Robert Riggs won the Peabody Award for a series of stories painting Peavy as a corrupt Dallas…

Conspicuous presumption

So why, you ask, does a major Dallas law firm pay the mayor of Dallas $200,000 a year when the mayor himself concedes he does little or no legal work for them? What does the law firm get out of the deal? OK, this is not exactly the riddle of…

The exterminator

To start off with some perspective, let’s put this shoe on another foot. Try to imagine a white man, a leader in the business community, lashing out against white women who marry black men. Imagine that he accuses them of “sleeping with the enemy.” Imagine that he lumps these women…

Tribal vengeance

In the southwestern United States, a primitive tribe dealt harshly with members who failed to conform to tribal custom, even if their only real sins were age and fear.

Attack of the suits

This is so painful. Have you ever had this condition where your knee really badly wants to jerk, but it can’t quite make it? I may have to go see a doctor. Last week when the chairman of the Dallas Chamber of Commerce and the chairman of the Dallas Citizens…

If they only had a brain

OK, so they poured water on Waldemar Rojas. He melted. That’s great. I don’t know why they never think of these things until the end of the movie. Now everybody at Dallas school district headquarters is crossing their fingers, holding their breath, waiting for the odd winged creatures that came…

The old switcheroo

One of the main reasons I keep such fat files–and one of the things I always secretly hope for–is to be of assistance to my city council. Just recently, our city council got confused about whether it had actually told us it was going to spend $30 million in bond…

One honest man

Listen to this: It is a semi-serious theory I have heard a few times in the last week from people familiar with Dallas school board politics. Call it the theory of “racial math.” This theory holds that the Dallas school board picked Chad Woolery, a white man, to be superintendent…

Wolf? What wolf?

The swimming pool controversy was a canary in the coal mine. We’re going to have swimming pool-type issues all across the board in the next few years. Ever wonder why the city had to close nearly 100 pools? Kids haven’t stopped wanting to swim. One West Dallas kid has already…

Oswald’s folly

Help me with my radar. Maybe I look at City Hall and see problems where none exist. Now see how you’d feel. Imagine you are trying to sell a piece of business real estate. You’ve got a real estate broker representing you, and there is an interested buyer at your…

Deepest depths

So you think the swimming pool thing is a done deal? Laura Miller raised the cash? The mayor backed down? The kids get to swim? Yeah. Maybe. If you saw what I saw last week, you wouldn’t be taking anything to the bank just yet. You know the background here…

Paranoia will destroya

Get this. A guy involved in city council politics in suburban Southlake, where U.S. District Judge Joe Kendall’s wife is on the city council, calls the Southlake city secretary and asks for Kendall’s wife’s home address. The next thing the guy knows, he’s in downtown Dallas getting the Miranda warning…

Al’s atonement

Al Lipscomb did the crime. He didn’t have to do the time. Now let’s see if he pays his dime. The sentence U.S. District Judge Joe Kendall gave former Dallas City Council member Al Lipscomb last week — showing far more mercy than Kendall was in any way required by…

The shallow end

If you want to know what’s wrong with the soul of this city, come here and walk with me for half an hour. Our city government system, designed to be “above politics,” puts people in power who are beneath politics, people who are self-seeking chiselers and social climbers, born without…

The art of the touch

Some weeks after former city Councilman Al Lipscomb was convicted of bribery in federal court, a local wag said to me, “They railroaded a guilty man!” And for many people, there’s the rub. It’s not a question of whether he took the bribes but more an issue of whether the…

Jack! Jack!

OK, confess. You voted for the river thing. You saw the computer graphics on TV with the sailboats on a lake in downtown Dallas. I understand. And I know you also have a life. You have to earn a living and all that stuff. You’re not hugely fascinated by hydrology,…

Whoa, Noah

For the last five years, Dallas’ downtown business establishment and mayor have staked their prestige on a massive U.S. Army Corps of Engineers project to rebuild the Trinity River around the city center. Now that project may crash into the wall of a national scandal. The Secretary of Defense has…

Sex, drugs, and city council

The $7,700 bribe paid to former Councilman Al Lipscomb wasn’t about traffic cops hassling people at a bar, the way the city council and police chief make it sound. The man who paid Lipscomb was in trouble because his employees kept getting arrested for selling cocaine. Pretty big difference. Hey…

Diggin’ dirt

The Trinity River Plan is starting to take on an almost zany quality, like a Marx Brothers movie. The city staff has told at least one council member that they can’t be accused of going back on the original plans for the $2 billion river project because there are none…