Why Do Chicanos Love the Aztecs?

Dear Mexican: Why do so many Chicanos claim to be Aztec? CHICANO STUCK IN LEAVENWORTH Dear Chicano: You’re right. The beaner love for everything Aztec mostly stems from the Chicano Movement, which appropriated various Mexican iconography to make a long-vanquished culture their own during an era when they were searching…

City Dawdling Leaves Trinity Canoeists Up Shit Creek

This is for the paddlers. Not for me. No more ranting by me, no more calling people stupid. Even if they are. We are all on our knees here, pleading. All around me are paddlers — canoe paddlers, kayak paddlers. We’re pilgrims, walking on our knees to City Hall with…

Where To Party During This Weekend’s State Fair Classic

It is upon us: Fair season. Thirty days of fried food, weird crafts, blue-ribbon jams and petting zoos. The people watching, square dancing and pig racing are in full bloom in Fair Park, but as we hit October, Dallas will also prep for two of the biggest college football weekends…

Can I Demand My Day Laborer to Work Better?

Hey mojado: Since when do you think it’s OK to fuck up the facts of your wretched culture and concentrate on the few who have done something with their lives? For the most part, Mexicans are perverted, short, dark, little disgusting animals. You fit into that category. They shit out…

Five Reasons Why 2 Chainz Should Make A Presidential Bid

I don’t know about you, but this election coverage is really starting to wear on me. Headline after headline, months and months of media saturation, all to convince me to wake up 25 minutes earlier on November 4 to hit an elementary school on the way to work. I’m so…

The Overserved’s Guide To Hotel Bar Season

Here at The Overserved, we love a hotel bar. It’s a special island. The best ones are places you can simultaneously take your family or witness the beginning of an affair. That they are occupied by the ghosts traveling through town only adds to their allure. Here is our guide…

Five New Rules for Internet Jukeboxes

Does this look like Michael Bolton to you?By John Seaborn Gray Used to be you’d have to hit bar after bar until you found just the right jukebox, which promptly became your own personal lair of alcohol consumption. Folks demanded more freedom of choice, however, so many bars have switched…