Third date time hanging out together. High hopes. True story. So we go to dinner and a couple drinks. Bueno. Go back to her place not far from my house in McKinney. Perfect. She takes the initiative. Sets the mood. Color me desperate horny intrigued. Not big on baths, but…
Interesting story inside The Dallas Morning News today about cuts in the federal budget for the Dallas Trinity River levee project. I’m not saying The News story is any kind of propaganda. Just saying there’s more there than meets the eye. Here is what is sort of buried or smooshed…
Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *One month into 2010, how’s your New Year’s resolution going? Mine? I was gonna be more positive and less cynical and … oh, screw it. Resolutions never last or else they’d…
[Editor’s note: Tonight, Jim spoke with sources familiar with the negotiations between the Museum of the American Railroad and the city. Among those to whom he spoke is Dallas City Manager Mary Suhm. His update follows at the end of this item. But, long story short, reports Jim: “This has…
Well, as usual, The Dallas Morning News prints stuff, and then it’s up to me to come along behind them and do clean-up on the story. What am I? Their journalistic janitor? Mariana Greene, The News’s garden editor and author of a column called “Gardening Fool,” has a story in…
Today’s offering will be short and not-so-sweet. Reason? Commute from McKinney, Texas to Fitzhugh and 75, Dallas: 1 hour, 37 minutes. Rain. Wrecks. And the HOV phenomenon. Goes like this: People cavalierly ignore the rules of the road and drive their solo vehicles in the HOV lane. Cops pull a stake-out and slow…
Why do so many Mexicans work for Taco Bell and El Pollo Loco? Don’t they know they only add a false credence to the belief that this is Mexican cuisine? The bastardizing of the truly great and diverse food of Mexico by the money-hungry corporations of the United States, I…
So, that was why Richard Allen stood us all up at the altar a week ago. I think I feel…better. Strangely. It’s kind of like: Good news, the groom’s not dead. Bad news: The groom’s not coming. I got the answer to the mystery Wednesday morning when Allen confirmed to…
Over the last year, whenever I have spoken with Richard Allen, CEO of The Allen Group, he has been open at times, guarded at others. But I have to say today, when he and I talked about his entry into Chapter 11 bankruptcy, he sounded better than he has in…
For me, a good City Hall audit report is better reading than a John Grisham novel. You just have to know how to read it (upside down, holding it up to the mirror, between the lines). Today’s offering is the City Auditor’s report on the police department’s Employee Morale Fund,…
Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Been meaning to get to this, but The Ticket is so dominant in Metroplex sports talk radio that at this point it’s like digging up Barbaro for another kick to the…
Ah, you know, even a blind hog can find the truth buried somewhere in The Dallas Morning News if he knows how to root-hog-or-die. Reminds me of the thing I wrote about two years ago, when The News waited until the day after the Trinity River referendum to reveal something…
During the 1999 NBA Finals between the Spurs and Knicks I was in New York, covering the series for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. After a particularly long, fun and, yes, expensive off night at this fine establishment, I awoke at around 4 a.m. sprawled out on my hotel bed. Boxers…
You heard it here first. Possibly. If you have already heard it somewhere else, please keep that to yourself. I want the credit. North Oak Cliff is the new Austin. Only better than Austin. Because the new community being created in Oak Cliff is for people who actually have jobs…
Dear Readers: Siempre, the wisest words that appear in this column come from ustedes, y the following two cartas prove this maxim. The first one addresses my year-end column, in which a working-class gabacho insisted his people apapachan a Mexicans mucho: Half-Mexican here. I was fortunate enough to catch your…
Lori Stahl, over on The News’s Park Cities Blog, is making light of a serious situation in my home. My wife got talked into bringing a lost chicken into the house this week. You could talk her into rescuing anything. She’s never come home with a lost gorilla (and I…
The Schutze household has been working on a mystery all day about how to call the city for bulk trash pickup if the trucks keep skipping your block during pickup week. We found that we could not reach 311 — the service number for the city — from our cell…
In order to help Haiti, you don’t have to just sling cash out into the great unknown. Several groups in Dallas have long-standing involvement in relief efforts there — among them Dallas-Haiti Project, which has been around for eight years. It began with nine women connected with St. Michael and…
Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Haven’t gotten a chance to ask him about it yet, but did I miss something or is Babe Laufenberg leaving CBS 11? Maybe he was buying CBS 11. Did I get…
Well, we’re sort of zeroing in, slowly, on the answer to my question: Who paid for that “One More Thing” promotional video about Dallas shown to the city council yesterday? You know: scenes from around the city with exciting Dallas celebrities, like city council members, doing goofy dances, put together…
Dear Mexican: I’m surprised by the choice of the word “amnesty” by those who would demonize immigration reform, especially in the South. Doesn’t the modern well-being of many Southerners derive in some way from their ancestors’ having sworn to amnesty oaths, both before and after the Civil War? Isn’t it…
Last week I attended a community meeting in East Dallas where an angry crowd of middle-class homeowners denounced community gardeners as a dangerous, invasive horde of “foreigners” and “maids” seeking to destroy the tranquility of their peaceful neighborhood. Gardeners. Who knew? So, City Hall was right. Community gardening is as…
