Ted’s Excellent Adventure

The near-total meltdown at City Hall last week was solely the work of City Manager Ted Benavides. It seems to have been a very clumsy piece of work, indeed, setting the stage for a horrific city council meeting the next day. But it was his work alone. Don’t look for…

Blue Man Blues

Everybody’s got his racial jacket on with this police department thing. I’m getting e-mails from white folks, many of whom don’t even live in the city, saying the Dallas Police Department is in a mess because it’s been taken over by black people. Then I get the calls and e-mails…

Science Fiction

You want to understand what’s wrong with Dallas City Hall, to say nothing of the police department? Think about this: A year ago Dallas police were caught making cases against more than 70 defendants based on fake drug evidence. Now the city manager and the police chief are moving toward…

Protection Racket

Does Dallas really have the worst crime rate of any big city in the nation? And we didn’t know that? And what is the chief, nuts? Yes. There are whole layers of history here that have never been shared with the public. First of all, Dallas police Chief Terrell Bolton…

No. 1 With a Bullet

Dallas is Number One. We have the worst crime rate of America’s major cities, based on the most recent set of FBI crime statistics. And guess what? It’s getting way worse even as you read this. Murders in Dallas in June were up 300 percent over the same period in…

Rouging the Corpse

I’m working on a new joke. I’ve been working on it all week, but I can’t come up with the punch line. Maybe you can help. This is as far as I’ve gotten: Dallas Mayor Laura Miller walks into a bar. There’s this guy sitting at a table with big…

Idiot’s Highway

Just try this one little fact on for size: The expressway they want to build on top of the Trinity River will make the traffic worse on Central Expressway. Not better. Worse. And it will make traffic worse on parts of Interstate 30, too. The amount of improvement it will…

Pointless Exercise

If we really want to get those guys we’ve captured in Iraq to crack, the way to do it is with very long PowerPoint presentations. Or, as I have come to think of them, What’s the Point presentations. I sat through more than four hours of PowerPoint on the Trinity…

Get Wise

Some weeks ago I wrote a column about proposed changes to the city-owned classical music station, WRR-FM, in which I made negative remarks about Wise County, a rural area north of Fort Worth. After that column appeared, I received a deluge of angry e-mail from Wise County residents who felt…

Mayor TV

Ahhhh, yes. The philosophy department of the University of Morning News. The Dallas Morning News editorial page has been weighing in very weightily on the recent outcome of the District 9 Dallas City Council runoff election–a result we here at the Dallas Observer might otherwise have tossed off as a…

Radio BBQ

OK. Let’s just cut to the ethical chase on this whole stupid WRR radio station tower-swap deal. This is ridiculous. The city council needs to put some people in chairs, turn on the bright lights and the tape recorders and ask some straight questions. The council will hear this week…

Radio Free Gomer

Phew. This talk about changing up the city-owned radio station sure has some odor to it. A group of people in the radio business have offered to “swap towers” with WRR-FM, the city-owned classical music station. WRR gets one of their broadcast towers and some money. They get the WRR…

Doo-doo

Hey, wait a minute. What just happened? You tell me. Did a skinny liberal Jewish Democrat woman who is a short-haired ex-muckraker just run for mayor of Dallas and win by 16 great big percentage points over a well-known tenured Republican, mainly with support from the arch-conservative, arch-Republican, arch-Christian, arch-white,…

Saddam and City Bonds

Go ahead and vote for all the stuff on the city’s half-a-billion-plus bond proposal. They’ll call you a rat if you don’t. Obviously, The Dallas Morning News is going to run an op ed piece every other day between now and the May 3 election telling people that good citizens…

Sherlock Doofus

The sleaze artists not only are out there hard at work preparing to steal and bamboozle votes from old people in the May 3 Dallas election: They may even be working overtime. They want to get in their last good harvest before the vote-fraud reform bill shuts them down. State…

Mary’s Scarlet Letter

Mary Poss has an ethics issue that isn’t going away. One person has been fired; allegations have been made of illegal behavior by state officials seeking to protect Poss from bad publicity; a whistleblower suit has been filed; a criminal complaint has been made. At every step of the way…

What’s the Catch?

Wait a minute. Before we snap to the conclusion that the new Trinity River plan unveiled last week by Mayor Laura Miller is yet another civic scam, know this: I’ve been sitting here for a week staring at it, and the more I stare, the more the hair stands up…

What’s That Smell?

This is all I ask. Remember the sailboats. I know we’ve been over this before. But since we last talked about it, the Dallas City Council has passed final ballot language for the bond election on May 3. I just want to make sure we’re on the same page: The…

Now We Like Belo

So I guess this is the new post-ECAOBM era at the Dallas Observer, in which ECAOBM stands for Eric Celeste’s Article On Bob Mong (“Snooze Alarm,” February 13). Celeste, a talented young editor, a former student of mine at SMU who regularly addressed me as “Professor Schutze,” now one of…

A Tale of Two Pities

Three weeks ago I get a call from an old friend who also happens to be a friend of the police chief. He reminds me that I wrote positive things about Terrell Bolton in 1999 when he was made chief of police in Dallas, and he says Bolton wants a…

Last Rites

At first the debris field was exciting. Normal people don’t have precedent for dealing with spaceships exploding over their heads. Driving southeast from Dallas down U.S. Highway 175 a few hours after the crash, you could see it in people’s eyes–the alert panoramic gaze of shock and anticipation. But late…

Last Rites

At first the debris field was exciting. Normal people don’t have precedent for dealing with spaceships exploding over their heads. Driving southeast from Dallas down U.S. Highway 175 a few hours after the crash, you could see it in people’s eyes–the alert panoramic gaze of shock and anticipation. But late…