Michelle Rodriguez Is Country Radio’s Night Owl

Michelle Rodriguez spent a few years doing night shifts at 99.5 The Wolf, and a little while working part-time in the promotions department, before moving to KSCS-FM 96.3 for nights. She’s there because DFW radio legend Smokey Rivers saw her natural on-air talent, but she still manages to jump into…

Rambo Romney Should Call for Restarting the Draft

Make us believe you mean it, Mitt. Bring back the draft. For the better part of a week, I have been reading all these thinly veiled suggestions by Mitt Romney that President Obama isn’t enough of an ass-kicker in the Middle East. His aides have been telling reporters that a…

The Overserved Takes a Dip In Some Afternoon Delight

The first whispers of fall blew through Dallas this weekend. There we were, eager to pull on boots and jackets. How quickly we toss the lightness of summer when we make contact with that first dip in temperature. These days are perfect for quiet afternoons of exploring. A trip across…

Dear Benjamin Netanyahu, Could You do a Mitzvah for Dallas?

This is a personal letter to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Dear Prime Minister: My name is Jim Schutze. I am a columnist for the Dallas Observer. I write about local things here. My politics are sort of all over the place, but I have always considered myself a great…

The Overserved, Black Tie Edition

Well, sugars. I hope you took advantage of the karmic energy being passed around town this weekend. Saturday was perhaps the most beautiful day of all time and space and had Dallas in the best mood I have ever seen. The scene was set, whether you found yourself tapping out…

Two Conventions: One for Old White People, One for Everyone Else

Look, I’m not even the world’s biggest fan of political conventions, because they make me feel like I’m trapped in a cubicle with a car salesman. What’s to believe about an event where they hire a consultant to do the balloon drop? But with these two conventions freshly behind us,…

You Can’t Handle the Truth

I see everything through flood control. The world. Why? You become what you do. If you take a guy like me and make him a flood-control reporter his whole life, he’s going to come out with a flood-control point of view. Or drainage. Take your pick. No wonder nobody ever…

Pay Raises for County Commissioners? About Damn Time.

Guilty little secret time. I’m glad the Dallas County Commissioners voted themselves a 4 percent pay raise Tuesday. I would appreciate it if we could keep this just between us here on Unfair Park, because it’s not exactly the best thing for me to be saying out loud in terms…

Goodbye, Summer

It should come as no surprise that I am a fan of Labor Day. Initially called to honor the impact and importance of the American worker, the celebration now calls for leisure, and we are all about elevating leisure here at The Overserved. These September festivities, as much about one…

Shape-Shifting Mitt: From Blue Blood to Blue Collar. That’s a Laugh.

I had a private little laugh and moment of startled disbelief while my wife and I were watching Mitt Romney’s acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention last night. Romney described his father as having started out in life as an apprentice “lath and plaster carpenter,” a term so arcane…

Why Does Mexico’s Flag Resemble Italy’s?

Dear Mexican: What is the reason for the colors of the Mexican flag? Is there any razón it resembles the Italian flag, minus the águila y serpent? El Girafe Dear Male Giraffe Gabacho: What’s now the Mexican tricolor is technically older than the Italian tricolore — although Italian kingdoms had…