The Overserved Kindly Requests: Dallas, Please Be Wild

I have been thinking about you, Dallas. Every week, I am at your parties, eavesdropping on your conversations. And every week, I get to share with you some tidbit, some moment caught between drinks, which reveals a little more about who you are and what you are up to. It’s…

Belo: Against Ice Cream Trucks and Diarrhea. Is There a Pattern Here?

Yesterday we talked about The Dallas Morning News and its editorial campaign against allowing children in poor neighborhoods to have ice cream — more specifically, their call for tough law enforcement measures against ice cream trucks whose low-quality music systems apparently have been causing discomfort to rich people who are…

Dallas Morning News Declares a Jihad Against Ice Cream Trucks

This morning an editorial in The Dallas Morning News calls for a crackdown on ice cream vendors: “… the vendor’s presence is rudely announced,” the paper complains, “through loudspeakers blaring cheap electronic music like ‘Turkey in the Straw’ or ‘The Entertainer.'” The editorial calls for tougher law enforcement and points…

Ask a Mexican: Why Are Mexicans Always Changing Their Names?

I usually don’t allow anyone to hijack this columna, but an exception must be made for California State Assembly member Gil Cedillo. He’s been fighting the good fight for decades, recently trying to get driver’s licenses for illegal immigrants and ceaselessly supporting DREAMers. Cedillo was so moved by the undocumented…

Showdown at Winfrey Point

Last week’s big battle over a plan to use parkland by White Rock lake as overflow car-parking for the Dallas Arboretum sort of came out of nowhere. I’m sure somebody out there had to be thinking, “What’s an arboretum?” Please. You don’t have to put your hands up. But there…

Mexicans: Well, at least their mothers love them.

BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones, my much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place your order with your favorite local bookstore, your finer online retailers, your craftier piratas! Dear Mexican: I’m getting sick and tired of all these dirty, stupid Mexicans running around. The first…

The Trinity River Toll Road is Now an (Almost) Unstoppable Force

Three things. The Trinity River toll road doesn’t have to happen. But it can happen. And stopping it will take money. Those are the three big practicalities looming over the debate about building a big highway through what was supposed to be our downtown urban park perched against the Trinity…

Good News About the Trinity Toll Road: Eventually, We All Die

At some point during last evening’s North Texas Tollway Authority/Texas Department of Transportation Incredibly Boring Event, I realized I was having almost as much fun seeing all the same old pro-toll road partisans again as I was running into my fellow usual-suspect road-haters. These things have become high school reunions…