Top 10 Schutze Columns of ’10

Nothing slow about us, but just when you thought my third annual list of Schutze’s best columns wouldn’t take shape, Jim’s check finally cleared, so I took the time to look back at his fine work throughout the year and picked out the 10 that made me fall in love…

TCU Finally Shuts Up the Big Ten Buffoons

So a bunch of us are sitting around on New Year’s Day laughing at the empty seats at the Ticket City Bowl, gulping venison chili and combating our headaches with straight up hair o’ the dawg. Suddenly, invited to our football-watching gala by a mutual friend, the Big Ten Buffoons…

Whitt’s Merten’s End: 12.31.10

It’s been a fun two weeks, sports fans. Richie’s back on Monday, but before I give him back his blog, here are some week-end thoughts before I go. *Sunday’s Cowboys-Eagles game looks like it might be the first NFL start for Stephen McGee as Jon Kitna continues to nurse a…

The Census Taketh, and the Census Giveth

More illegals! More illegals over here, please! Ah, you’ll have to excuse me. I have been away from my column for weeks with my nose in numbers for an immigration story that appears in this week’s paper version of Unfair Park. I may be a little stat-blind. The Census released…

Whitt’s End: 12.17.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Tony Romo took girlfriend Candice Crawford to the top of Reunion Tower last night to celebrate her 24th birthday. And then, yep, he popped the question. Very cliched and Dallasy of…

SMU Cheerleader > Texas A&M Cadet

My favorite part of the informative, entertaining “Pony Excess” ESPN documentary over the weekend was being reminded of the classic scene that unfolded at Texas A&M’s Kyle Field on October 31, 1981. Led by Eric Dickerson and Craig James, the 5th-ranked Mustangs trounced a mediocre Aggies team, 27-7. SMU finished the…

Screw Baseball, Mark Cuban Wants to Own College Football

College football’s biggest division is popular, yet ultimately broken. The latest example – one that hits close to home – is TCU having a 12-0 record yet 0 chance of winning a national championship. Every year the BCS attempts to pair the two best teams against each other in the title…

Schutze has trouble being Christmasy enough for Pastor Robert Jeffress of the First Baptist Church after finding himself on the receiving end of a Christmas scam.

All I want for Christmas is to be Christmasy. You’ve already heard about Robert Jeffress, pastor of First Baptist Church in Dallas. He’s the preacher publishing an online shame-list of businesses and organizations that aren’t Christmasy enough for him. I’m scared I’ll wind up on it. I really don’t want…

Whitt’s End: 12.10.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *In the ALCS, the Rangers beat the Yankees in six games. In the pursuit of Cliff Lee, looks like the Yankees will beat the Rangers in seven years. *I’ve been rough…

SMU and “Pony Excess”: The Scars Remain

No one from the 1980s pay-for-play scandals remains at SMU, but the stigma – and the residue from the NCAA’s Death Penalty – remain on the Hilltop. Those wounds may not be re-opened, but they’ll certainly be re-visited Saturday night when ESPN presents its latest 30 for 30 documentary: “Pony…

It Takes More Than Icy Wings to Keep a Mexican Grounded.

Dear Mexican: Why can AeroMexico Airlines fly through any kind of weather conditions to get to and from the United States, but any kind of little ice sprinkle or heavy wind and domestic airlines in the United States cancel two days’ worth of flights? For two consecutive winters, I’ve had…

No Parking at City Hall? “Security” My Ass.

At the end of last week Wilonsky posted a City Hall memo announcing that “the general public will no longer be allowed to park in the City Hall garage.” I thought about it a lot over the weekend. It’s just so incredibly and infuriatingly typical. The justification for barring the…