Before Labor Day, a Sign of the Times

A fellow citizen sent me this picture today after visiting the city of Dallas Department of Building Inspection at 320 East Jefferson Avenue in Oak Cliff. She reported that the sign had exactly the opposite of the intended effect on her…

Whitt’s End: 9.3.10

*I took one thing and one thing only out of Cowboys 27, Dolphins 25 Thursday night in Arlington: I trust David Buehler. In the preseason a lot of things sputtered offensively for Dallas, but 10 of 11 field goals – including 4 of 4 against Miami – is enough for…

Are You Ready For Some (Lingerie) Football?

I could tell you that the Dallas Desire kick off their Lingerie Football League season this Friday against the San Diego Seduction. I could enlighten you that the Desire are growing up, playing in the Cotton Bowl this season after spending last year on a quasi-field in the outfield of…

Are Mexican-American Border Patrol Agents Traitors?

Dear Mexican: I’m a naturalized citizen born in Ciudad Juarez but I work for la migra. I get a lot of shit from some of my family members because they feel I shouldn’t be doing this job. I always tell them that it’s better I got the job rather than…

Whitt’s End: 8.27.10

*By no means am I an alarmist, but we need to see something positive from the Cowboys’ first-team offense Saturday night in Houston. One long drive that ends in a touchdown. That’s all. Give me that and I’ll pronounce the team ready for September 12. With only one season-ending injury…

The Seminar That’s Too, um, Good to Be True?

So much would you pay to hear a speech by Emmitt Smith? Troy Aikman? Terry Bradshaw? How about Zig Ziglar? Colin Powell? Laura Bush? Dr. Robert Schuller? Steve Forbes? Rudy Giuliani? $50? $100 $1,000? Never been to hear/see a motivational speaker, but listening to any of those would be interesting. But how…

Whitt’s End: 8.20.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *If Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo gets hurt behind a patch-work offensive line Saturday night don’t come crying to me. I don’t think he should even suit up. There is exaggerated…

Whitt’s End: 8.13.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Best news for your Texas Rangers is that they’re not only successful, but extremely popular. Thursday night’s Cliff Lee-pitched loss to the New York Yankees was not only a sellout, but…

Why Does Manhattan Have Such Sucky Mexican Food?

Dear Mexican: As a proud New Yorker, I gotta ask: What the FUCK is up with Mexican food in this city? Sure, we’re used to getting owned by California and Texas and even Chicago when it comes to getting kick-ass, cheap, regional Mexican food. But I just got back from…