Dear Mexican: After the great migration of Jews to this nation, a question was posed: “How long does it take a Jew to go from being a street sweeper to becoming a corporate attorney?” The answer given was, “One generation.” Not so for Mexicans. Most Mexicans seem to recoil from…
I knew I went to last night’s Trinity toll road debate for a reason — just didn’t think it’d be this one. See, on FrontBurner today, we are given the following information in a post by Tim Rogers, writing about last night’s Pave the Trinity wingding: One guy who did…
TrinityVote is putting up its first billboards, inlcuding one on the Dallas North Tollway. Needless to say, I love the message. It’s a haiku on the end of a baseball bat. See for yourself. –Jim Schutze…
The kid was home for the weekend. Someone asked him about Austin, and I heard him say, “Yeah, it’s really cool, but I’ll always love Dallas the best.” I thought, “Really?” I asked him about it. He was talking about the inner city, where he grew up. He feels like…
Eddie Bernice Johnson has joined the “Vote No!” faction. Or perhaps she’s a saboteur? The “Vote No! Save the Trinity” coalition of the shilling had another git-together this a.m., this time at the Belmont Hotel in Oak Cliff, where Mayor Tom, ex-Mayor Ron and the rest of the Unholy Trinity…
Nice enough guy from The Dallas Morning News came over yesterday to interview me for the profile they say they’re doing of me. Sort of like having someone come in to paint a bull’s-eye on your forehead. One wants to ask, “But what’s it for?” Oh, golly. I guess I…
Dear Readers: I asked half-breeds a couple of weeks ago to write in with nicknames that describe their mixed Mexican heritage. Many, muchos responses continue to trickle in—gracias for the submissions. Following is a handy glossary that ustedes wrote, with occasional commentary from the Mexican. Enjoy! If you’re half-Mexican and:…
Here’s what happens. A blogger kicks up some legitimate interest in the way school district employees use their school district credit cards. The city’s only daily newspaper piles on, trying to rip off the blogger’s story and turn it into its own investigative exposé. The superintendent of schools panics. He…
North Texas Tollway Authority Dave Levinthal’s story in The Dallas Morning News today about the big launch of “Vote No!” the anti-Trinity referendum campaign was basic good work — solid journeyman reporting. It was hugely better than what we got from The News back in the very bad old days,…
Mayor Tom Leppert, pictured here, spoke today at a media briefing concerning the Trinity toll road. Jim Schutze is in the car and on the phone, heading north — to Oklahoma, most likely, where he likes to gamble with the missus’ paycheck. Stuck in traffic, he phones in with this…
D’s Eric Celeste, who’s worked for more publications than you’ve read I had my close-up with D yesterday. The story is being written by Eric Celeste. It’s not actually totally about moi. In fact, now that I’ve made an ass of myself pledging how they shall not crucify me on…
Jim Schutze, at right, doesn’t need to be marginalized. He just needs a shinier tie, like Wick Allison’s. The Trinity River toll road thing has the downtown old boys so rattled they don’t even bother to cover their traces. Two weeks ago I heard from my snitches that the boys…
In the real world, more people want the Trinity toll road referendum than they want Ron Natinsky on the city council. Check your numbers, holmes. The Dallas Morning News today offers one of its typical Trinity River toll road stories in which the paper reports one side of the issue…
Dear Mexican: I am addressing this to both “¡Ask a Mexican!” and “Savage Love” hoping one of you will have an answer to this: Why do Mexican chicks yell for their papi during sex? —Daddy del Diablo Dear Readers: Daddy del Diablo sent the above query to both the Mexican…
Mitchell Rasansky, Dallas City Council member, is somebody I like. I just do. When you like somebody, you typically can’t say just why. I can’t. I just do. Which is what makes this so hard. Rasansky, a gentleman, philanthropist and self-made success in the real estate business, made his bones…
There was an a-ha! moment when Mayor Tom Leppert’s city council committee assignments came out — for council members, anyway. The most notable feature of the assignment list was the freeze-out of council member and Trinity toll road foe Angela Hunt, who was kept from a leadership position on any…
Heard back from our new mayor this afternoon on my questions about the Trinity River Project. I had accused him of ducking my questions and possibly, therefore, being less than manly. Turns out he called me Friday, but I failed to pick up my voice mail and call him back…
We are never, ever going to stop ragging on the CueCat — and probably Tom Leppert. Well, it’s been a week now, and I still haven’t heard back from our new mayor, Tom Leppert, on his promised responses to my e-mailed questions about the Trinity River. I did finally hear…
The nightmare anniversaries of both 9/11 and Katrina are upon us—again the dream-warped tracking shots of corpses and tangled rot, outstretched arms imploring helicopters from hopeless rooftops. A basic element in both horror stories was the failure of engineering or politics to protect us. Especially in the Katrina story, what…
Dear Mexican: A new line of Speedy Gonzales clothing came out earlier this year. As a black vendor in a predominantly Mexican market, I immediately thought about selling some of these items. I am 35 and, although I remember the cartoon coming on when I was a young kid, I…
This day has started off about as badly as a day can start off for me. I just got politely chewed out by Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price, which is not the bad thing. All my days start out with my getting chewed out. I lie in bed at…
OK, so you want me to feel guilty about picking on the county judge for being non compos mentis. Jim Foster is an accidental officeholder, swept in last November on a countywide anti-Bush, Democratic tide. Give the man a break, you say. He’s a guy who owns an alarm business…
