See No News, Print No News

Let me tell you a story. Sophia Dembling, a Dallas writer, sends The Dallas Morning News a letter a few weeks ago to make a point. She says in her letter that the words “bitch” and “whore,” directed recently at Dallas City Councilwoman Laura Miller by speakers and protesters supporting…

Dump Bolton

So maybe you figure the Dallas Observer wants to do stories to help Laura Miller get elected mayor because she used to work here. I think the same way–paranoid. If that’s what you think, you’re wrong. Right now Miller and her husband, state Representative Steve Wolens, are officially not speaking…

White Rampage

In the controversy over police Chief Terrell Bolton, our first black police chief, we need to keep in mind the danger of riot. The white people in the Bachman Lake area are on a pretty short fuse. If they ever pop their corks, they will be joined by a lot…

Crocodile Tears

Next May we will vote in a citywide referendum on whether to pay the Dallas City Council its first full-time salary in half a century. The people who oppose council pay say they don’t want us to have a city council of full-time “professional politicians.” Here’s my question. What do…

Shut Up, Fido

This is such a strange town. You could never explain this place to a Martian, or a person from St. Paul, or somewhere like that. The Dallas Morning News is supposed to be the voice of the local conservative business establishment. But for some months, the editorial page staff has…

Bush-whacked in the Bulrushes

Brand-new superintendent of schools Mike Moses is getting his first taste of white water in the bulrushes. The problems he is running into are your typical Dallas Independent School District backstabbing and bad publicity–par for the course if you ask anybody who’s been around Dallas more than a couple of…

Go on, Oppress Me

Consider this: The city’s first black police chief is fighting off an investigation of his own department for racial profiling. The first black chairwoman of the Citizens/Police Review Board is doing everything she can to shut down a racial-profiling investigation by her own board. And the city’s first black mayor…

You Say Commie, I Say Nazi

Did you know we have commie judges in Dallas? At least I think they’re commies. Now look, I could be wrong. They may be Nazis. I’m going to leave that up to you. It looks to me as if either term would be politically accurate. The point is that Dallas,…

Attitude Check

Why is Houston plain and simple and aboveboard even when it’s wrong, and Dallas is sneaky and convoluted even when it’s right? Urban karma? Their main tourist attraction is the Galleria Mall. Ours is Dealey Plaza. Case closed. Example: the issue of arresting people for “failure to identify.” Dallas police…

Legal Learning Differences

I happen to be a lawyer fan. I like them. I actually enjoy watching them. So I have some theories about them. This particular theory is about why very smart lawyers sometimes do very dumb things. It’s not common. Aside from marrying a serial killer or buying a Ford Explorer…

A Miracle Waiting to Happen

Before writing this column, I threw salt over my shoulder. I knocked on wood. If I knew an incantation to ward off the evil eye, I would have used it, but they didn’t teach us that in Episcopal Sunday school (a serious deficit in that religion). So anyway, here it…

Dallas’ Kangaroo Court

Forget about the U.S. Supreme Court. Forget about the Florida Supreme Court. If you want to see where the rubber meets the road in the land of jurisprudence, take just a minute and come downtown with me to the Dallas Municipal Court System at old City Hall, 2014 Main St…

Go Down, Moses

Here is one way of looking at the fact that Dr. Mike Moses, when he takes over as Dallas schools superintendent on January 1, will be the highest-paid school superintendent in the country: How much do you figure it would have cost to get someone to take over as captain…

Miracle Whipped

While our governor has been out running for president on the strength of a dramatic rise in test scores for Texas schoolchildren, it would have been helpful to know that students who took the last statewide math test received a passing score of 70 percent for answering 50 percent of…

Hell Is a Nuisance

Sometimes the petty offenses the police use to put pressure on bad actors who haven’t really broken the law are called nuisance charges. But Leonard Mitchell will tell you one man’s nuisance is the next man’s hell. The cops sometimes call them “throw-down” charges, a half-joking reference to the “Saturday…

Shotgun Love

The same thing happens every time the Dallas school board puts on its leather skirt and starts trolling the singles bars for a new superintendent. The board behaves badly and scares off the good prospects. Then it has to marry the one who says he can forget the past, doesn’t…

Little Schools That Could

The Dallas public schools dilemma would be easy to solve if all we ever looked at was the headquarters building. Call in an air strike, stop and pick up some salsa and a few brewskis, go home and watch the football game. So what’s the hold-up? The problem is that…

They Walk by Night

I hear that scary drum roll starting. That means the people down at Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Dallas Independent School District must be all loaded up and spit-curled, top hats buffed, fresh coat of paste wax on the cannon, just about ready to shoot another superintendent at us…

Outta Here

Think about the anger and pain of the residents in Cadillac Heights. They believe people in their area are dying of cancer from chemicals left behind by defunct lead smelters. It’s an old black and Hispanic neighborhood on the Oak Cliff side of the Trinity River, just below where Martin…

Sinking Fast

The Trinity River project is dead. Isn’t gonna happen. Some other river project may emerge. Dallas business leader Albert Black and Dallas City Council member Laura Miller are putting together a public forum to talk about alternatives. Environmental foes and plaintiffs in a lawsuit against the project say they still…

Contempt of Cop

Alastair Cooke-Goody doesn’t seem like the type to get maced four times and have his face mashed in the dirt for ticking off a Dallas cop. But on April 30 that’s precisely what happened to the young Anglican minister, who was here from London as a consultant to the Episcopal…

Follow the Grades

I am sitting here looking at a mathematical formula buried in the middle of a dry bureaucratic memo, and I really don’t know if I should react with tears, horror, or wrath. Every time I re-read this and think about what it really means, the first thing I feel is…